Lorilais_mommie
" They can drink pepsi, but they can't pee in the
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declansdad
i shall have my revenge on that cursed stink bug!!!
Bwhahahahahahaha!!!!
The Old Man Should NOT Have Had Broccoli!!!
Sure Lenscrafters, these glasses will just bring throngs of women to me
Even though they made him squint, Declan refused to take off the bug glasses. The disguise was absolutely necessary if he had to be seen in public wearing a Manchester United shirt.
Harold is pretty sure he nailed his "Ant Man" audition, especially considering the other actor there with him.
Submission 2: Gilbert Gottfried.
Reporter: So Gilbert...what did you think of the show.
Gilbert: Show? Show? I thought that was some sort of torture chamber they devised for my part in that whole "Under New Management" thing over in the Tiki Room.
What moron comes up with a show which causes you to have a coronary from giant spiders...geez...I have arachnophobia!!!... Then they send in some giant wasp which caused me a spinal cord injury!!! Don't even get me started on the stink bug... I thought I was stuck in the restroom with Larry the Cable Guy. You mean to tell me that was a show? And people think I'm annoying!
Ernest Hemingway was not impressed with Josh's Elton John impersonation.
He doesn't use Facebook, Twitter or Instagram and he says I bug him!