Submission 2: Gilbert Gottfried.
Reporter: So Gilbert...what did you think of the show.
Gilbert: Show? Show? I thought that was some sort of torture chamber they devised for my part in that whole "Under New Management" thing over in the Tiki Room.
What moron comes up with a show which causes you to have a coronary from giant spiders...geez...I have arachnophobia!!!... Then they send in some giant wasp which caused me a spinal cord injury!!! Don't even get me started on the stink bug... I thought I was stuck in the restroom with Larry the Cable Guy. You mean to tell me that was a show? And people think I'm annoying!