Contest: DIS caption contest


Didn't this thing use to go in the other directions? I could swear it use to go the other way.
 
How am I going to become a NASCAR driver when I am always turning to the right?
 
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Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat

All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my ears I began to fly
Look at me..
I'm the disco dumbo!
 
Look Dumbo, just because she broke wind is no reason to curl your trunk.
Oh, wait.... Yes... Oh dear Lord! Yes it is!!
 
Doc said we get this thing traveling at 86mph...just as Wishes starts...and pow the Flux Capacitor reaches full charge and we will be back behind the Castle.
 
It's time to vote!

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What does the "Eject" button do?

What's a nice girl like you flying in an elephant like this?

Will you please pull over and get directions!!! We have been flying in circles for hours!:rotfl:

Dad, stupid called me a dumbo again!

What do you mean, "He lost his feather"? We're gonna fall.

Didn't this thing use to go in the other directions? I could swear it use to go the other way.

How am I going to become a NASCAR driver when I am always turning to the right?

Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat

All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my ears I began to fly
Look at me..
I'm the disco dumbo!

Look Dumbo, just because she broke wind is no reason to curl your trunk.
Oh, wait.... Yes... Oh dear Lord! Yes it is!!

Doc said we get this thing traveling at 86mph...just as Wishes starts...and pow the Flux Capacitor reaches full charge and we will be back behind the Castle.
 
mrobertson
Will you please pull over and get directions!!! We have been flying in circles for hours!
 
Darn, I waited too long! All week, I've been trying to get the joke to form in my mind... OP is from Toronto... Ron Ford, flying elephants, blurry scenery flashing by, and feeling dizzy... has to be a joke there somewhere.

My vote's for: mrobertson
 

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