(A tribute to an almost victory.)
Bravely bold mrobertson rode forth from Epcot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave mrobertson!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave mrobertson!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave mrobertson!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off