Frantasmic
*crickets* 2.0
- Joined
- Sep 5, 2005
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"As part of my sentence, I have to do a Public Service Announcement, so,
'Please Spay and Neuter your Cats and Dogs!'"
Curse you Perry the Platypus!
I used dandruff shampoo on one side of my head and commercial bleach on this side... and it's still itchy!
You can't stop me. Soon, Animal Kingdom will be mine!!!
I was thinking of joining PETA but they had a problem with my coat. Can you believe that! I mean do they not realize who I am??
It's 120 degrees in this fur coat but I look Fabulous!
All throughout high school, Nancy was teased relentlessly about her odd taste in clothes. When she vacations at Disney World, though, everyone seems to love it. "For the life of me," she tells a friend, "I can't figure out why everyone wants to take my picture and get my autograph."
I only do parades and appearances when it is sunny out. When it rains really hard I can't lift up my arms at all. Just ask Sully.
A Newspaper. . .A Zebra with a sunburn . . .No, wait, It's Cruella Da Ville
Dee Snider curses the photographer who ruined his perfect disguise to see DisneyWorld incognito.
I'll trade you my *cough* puppy for your awesome car!
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