BigTikiDaddy
DIS Dad #574 Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
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- Jun 28, 2010
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Psst..your fly is down..
Been a while, here you go!
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Been a while, here you go!
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Been a while, here you go!
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Let's see if I can do this like Daddy taught me. First distract them with a kiss..., then slowly reach into their pocket and...
I don't know how to break it to you kid, but there's NO WAY you're winning this staring contest!
slimy, yet satisfying!
I'm sorry i'm not in a better mood kid, I'm nocturnal.
No matter how hard he tried, Timmy just couldn't inflate Meeko any more.
Try as they might, Disney Imagineers couldn't house train Meeko. "No, Timmy, don't look back there while he's squatting like that!"
Look kid, I've told you a million times, but you won't believe me, the color of the wind is F-U-S-I-A!
I am not sure how biting your nose, and squeezing your hand is going to help with the constipation... but I'm willing to try to help.
Shere Kahn, tired of waking up every Tuesday morning to find the contents of his garbage pails scattered across the lawn, sends out one of "Kahn's Kubs" to give Meeko the Kiss of Death.
Children celebrate Disney's new "YEAR OF A BILLION GERMS" by getting their first taste of raccoon snot!
Meeko was in the middle of marking his territory when interrupted by a boy with a funny hat. I wouldnt stand there kid.
Psst..your fly is down..
Listen up raccoon, you get your beverly nose in my trash can one more time and we are going toe to toe!
Little Owen's Dad had always told him that animals sniffed each other to say "Hello". Little did he know he was sniffing the wrong end.
Johnny "Mini-Ali" Doe sucessfully pulled off the 'Rope a Dope' move on Meeko. While distracting with the fake kiss on the schnoz, he connects with a straight left to Meeko's kidneys.