ClearScreen
An E-Ticket attraction in my own mind.
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Is this really Steven Tyler's hat?
The best selling souvenir for the .0251% of park goers who claim their favorite ride is Rock n' Rollercoaster and their favorite movie is Alice in Wonderland.
"Did you take your stupid picture for your stupid caption contest, so I can take this stupid hat off?"
Nice try junior, but the hat still doesn't make you tall enough to ride the ride.
"Here we have a picture from an anonymous source that proves MTV is bringing back Sid & Marty Kroft's 'Lidsville'!"
Following in daddy's footsteps, Slash Jr tries on his very first hat.
Rock'n'Rollercoaster: You'll scream your head off....
Just moments after this picture...the glass was shattered...the alarm was sounded...and Clearscreen Jr. was covered by the extinguisher's contents.
Bullwinkle: "Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat."
Rocky: "A-gain?"
Bullwinkle: "Presto!"
Is this really Steven Tyler's hat?
This is why you are supposed to take hats off before you ride Rockin' Rollercoaster.
Son: Oh, the shame of it all! I can never again show my face in public
Dad: Now cut that out! Im sure that there were other fathers screaming like little girls on that ride.