Wherem I Now
DIS Dad #30
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GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes
Arrrrrg! I forgot to post a quote. I do that, I go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by myself, you know and I feel shame, you know. And then I get free.
ClearScreen
Arrrrrg! I forgot to post a quote. I do that, I go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by myself, you know and I feel shame, you know. And then I get free.
getting my 4th vote about 5 hours before ClearScreen.Young Max, growing more discontented with his wages, has begun requiring "donations" of $500 per picture taken. When his demands are not met, he takes the children hostage. Here, young trennr is seen nervously grinning, unsure of what his future may hold. Goofy, meanwhile, has abandoned his efforts to curb his teenager, realizing that the extra income may finally allow him to buy a new shirt - one WITHOUT patches. Consigning to this fate, he grabs a helpless little boy in an effort to buy "street cred" with his vigilante son.
Max: Dude, run! Ive seen that look on my dads face before and believe me; you dont want to be standing up wind of him right now.
Goofy, after your done with my little brother's hair, could you teach my dad to fix hair like Max's?
Max: Hey, check this thing out that my dad just taught me! Pull my finger!
Young Max, growing more discontented with his wages, has begun requiring "donations" of $500 per picture taken. When his demands are not met, he takes the children hostage. Here, young trennr is seen nervously grinning, unsure of what his future may hold. Goofy, meanwhile, has abandoned his efforts to curb his teenager, realizing that the extra income may finally allow him to buy a new shirt - one WITHOUT patches. Consigning to this fate, he grabs a helpless little boy in an effort to buy "street cred" with his vigilante son.
Years later, this traumatic event having taken its toll on trennr, he abandons his great job with SIEMENS (of Illuminations fame) and becomes a mad scientist intent on taking over the world. While his wherabouts are unknown, the last remaining image of him paints a picture of a pained and tortured mind:
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Max: Now listen carefully kid. I've got offers from other guys, but I like you. You are just the guy to take over my role as my dad's navigator. In fact, we have a trip planned this weekend. I've got a dat...er previous engagement. So, while my dad is being the goof he is, here's the map, a pencil, and a personal flotation device just in case you get "lost." All this for only $50. Good luck, kid! I know you'll do me proud... N-A-V-I-G-A-T-O-R.
Oh look Honey, it's Goofy and Kid! Aren't they So cute! And look, there's some Disney characters too!
Kid, do you have any idea what it's like having Goofy for a Father? Uhh...never mind.