Contest: DIS caption contest

[Cinderella's Fella]

Emma: " Daddy, how many men does it take to work on that boat?"
Don: "Four, one to do the work and three to supervise!"

 

[afwdwfan]

That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen.

 

[BigTex71]

Guy in sunglasses whispering to guy on his right: "How much will you give me if I give him a swift kick in his aft?"

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Hmmmm...a three hour tour you say....

 

[twokids0204]

After another disagreement with Dad, Emma wonder's what it would be like to escape on a fishing boat, and become a mermaid.


I wanna be where the fishy's are
I wanna see them swimming, schooling
Floating around with those - what do you call 'em?
Oh, Fins.

Using your feet, you can't swim to far
Gills are required for underwater breathing
Diving along, in the what's that word again?
Ocean.

Down where the flop, down where they swim
Down where they found poor Nemo and his lucky fin.
Don't have to work, Playin' all day
Part of that school

What would I give, if I could live under those waters
What would I pay to spend a day snorkeling around
Betcha down there, they don't care
If you did all of your homework
Lots of seafood, maybe ME food ?
Ummm....I guess I'll stay.....

 

[Emma's Dad]

Emma: "Hehe...I wonder how long I should wait before I tell him I didn't really see a mermaid down there?"

 

[Frantasmic]

I don't know why mommy is so angry at daddy.

We're on a boat. There's water, and I can see the captain. But, mommy keeps saying "THIS IS NOT A DISNEY CRUISE"

 

[AJRitz]

Photo taken just seconds before the clouds moved and poor Emma was blinded by the reflection off of the boat captain's head. Disney was kind enough to provide a seeing-eye Pluto for the remainder of their trip.

 

[ClearScreen]

Well here's your problem right here.

 

[DBL101]

That's what I want to do when I grow up.

 

[Spoonful_Of_Sugar]

Pocahontas looks on with concern as Capt' John Smith's boat pulls up on shore.

 

[marcemc]

Maybe it's time to tell them I'm over her so they stop looking for me.

 

[trennr]

LETS VOTE!!!

DD's hands flew to her face as Capt. Stubing fell headlong into the water.

Emma Thinking: I know his stripes say he's a Lieutenant, but he's hooking that line to the Cleat Hitch like a land-lubber!

Emma: " Daddy, how many men does it take to work on that boat?"
Don: "Four, one to do the work and three to supervise!"

That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen.

Guy in sunglasses whispering to guy on his right: "How much will you give me if I give him a swift kick in his aft?"

Hmmmm...a three hour tour you say....

After another disagreement with Dad, Emma wonder's what it would be like to escape on a fishing boat, and become a mermaid.


I wanna be where the fishy's are
I wanna see them swimming, schooling
Floating around with those - what do you call 'em?
Oh, Fins.

Using your feet, you can't swim to far
Gills are required for underwater breathing
Diving along, in the what's that word again?
Ocean.

Down where the flop, down where they swim
Down where they found poor Nemo and his lucky fin.
Don't have to work, Playin' all day
Part of that school

What would I give, if I could live under those waters
What would I pay to spend a day snorkeling around
Betcha down there, they don't care
If you did all of your homework
Lots of seafood, maybe ME food ?
Ummm....I guess I'll stay.....

Emma: "Hehe...I wonder how long I should wait before I tell him I didn't really see a mermaid down there?"

I don't know why mommy is so angry at daddy.

We're on a boat. There's water, and I can see the captain. But, mommy keeps saying "THIS IS NOT A DISNEY CRUISE"

Photo taken just seconds before the clouds moved and poor Emma was blinded by the reflection off of the boat captain's head. Disney was kind enough to provide a seeing-eye Pluto for the remainder of their trip.

Well here's your problem right here.

Pocahontas looks on with concern as Capt' John Smith's boat pulls up on shore.

Maybe it's time to tell them I'm over her so they stop looking for me.

 

[trennr]

Frantasmic

 

[tutter99]

marcemc

 

[Emma's Dad]

ClearScreen

 

[afwdwfan]

twokids0204

 

[BigTex71]

Cinderella's Fella

 

[Spoonful_Of_Sugar]

twokids0204

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

afwdwfan