Conservative Thread: U.S. Steele - Back In Business

[Mr Man]

I think someone missed the call from their psychiatrist today.


Sounds like me...I tell people I remember just enough spanish to get myself shot.
My DH is fluent in German. I've learned some; I understand more than I speak.

Pippi ein Schuhidiot, was sie mich nannte. Es war Liebe an der ersten Beleidigung.

Gute Zeit, Gute Zeit.

Just to follow-up on my shoe shenanigans from that night. On our first serious date weeks later, we walked along the shore of the same lake (from the party).

Guess what we found?

1ea Sperry top-sider shoe- Size 12. Mine. DW still has it somewhere. Who woulda thought a stinky shoe (you may recall socks were not customarily worn with top-siders) would serve to "plight my troth"

 

[DisneyMomOK]

That will be for the Secret Service to decide as it has been reported as soon as the threat was made.

Well, I guess we better start going through all the posts of several folks on the Dis, because I remember some doozies over the years directed at a former POTUS.

 

[wonderlanne]

Here you go- three, one a little farther away and two close-ups.

is that in the park? backstage?

 

[MeghansMommy]

Pippi ein Schuhidiot, was sie mich nannte. Es war Liebe an der ersten Beleidigung.

Gute Zeit, Gute Zeit.

Just to follow-up on my shoe shenanigans from that night. On our first serious date weeks later, we walked along the shore of the same lake (from the party).

Guess what we found?

1ea Sperry top-sider shoe- Size 12. Mine. DW still has it somewhere. Who woulda thought a stinky shoe (you may recall socks were not customarily worn with top-siders) would serve to "plight my troth"

That's cool Mr. Man.

The first date that DH and I had we bought a lottery ticket together. We chose our numbers and at the time you could choose whether you wanted a 7 digit zinger number. Whether or not you chose yes, the number would still be on your ticket, you just wouldn't win if those numbers came up.

Funny thing - those seven numbers? They were my phone number.

I just handed it to DH and told him to call me. We still have that lottery ticket.

No, we didn't win anything and I'm okay with that.

 

[debbieandroo]

your jelly beans look better than mine.

back...and my jb's don't have a fun 'we love our jbs' with it [not enough room] so I'll be snooty back

Pippi ein Schuhidiot, was sie mich nannte. Es war Liebe an der ersten Beleidigung.

Gute Zeit, Gute Zeit.

Just to follow-up on my shoe shenanigans from that night. On our first serious date weeks later, we walked along the shore of the same lake (from the party).

Guess what we found?

1ea Sperry top-sider shoe- Size 12. Mine. DW still has it somewhere. Who woulda thought a stinky shoe (you may recall socks were not customarily worn with top-siders) would serve to "plight my troth"

Now, THAT is a great story....

Well, I guess we better start going through all the posts of several folks on the Dis, because I remember some doozies over the years directed at a former POTUS.

 

[studentmom]

Mine is just growing into his maleness. I'm always changing diapers with a big pile of daschle, and I'm always saying one of a couple of things:
Don't play in the toilet!
The trashcan is not a buffet...get out of there!
Don't bite me!
Would you please stay out of the toolbox?
Stop knocking books off the shelf!

Typical boy.

Forgot one: What's in your mouth? Give me that!

Wouldn't change him for the world.

And what is it about toilets? My dd2 is obsessed with them.

Looks scary, totally awesome.


You should! And while you're at it, tell him I want to be on the show.


Do you answer to Doody?
My son doesn't really say mama. He says Daddy more than anything. He can say mama, he just doesn't say it but once in awhile.

Just you wait. Pretty soon it will be mommy. mommy. mommy. mommy. pleeez mommy. mom. Mom. MOM.

Since we're doing Obama news:

How sad. Stars are already obsessed with their weight, there was no need for him to say that. Oh, and Obama was upset that he wasn't on the cover??? Sheesh, does he have to be on the front cover of every single magazine?? He is the most arrogant person that I've seen a looong time.

 

[debbieandroo]

That's cool Mr. Man.

The first date that DH and I had we bought a lottery ticket together. We chose our numbers and at the time you could choose whether you wanted a 7 digit zinger number. Whether or not you chose yes, the number would still be on your ticket, you just wouldn't win if those numbers came up.

Funny thing - those seven numbers? They were my phone number.

I just handed it to DH and told him to call me. We still have that lottery ticket.

No, we didn't win anything and I'm okay with that.

Now that's downright spooky! And, yes, from your descriptions of DH and the kiddos, you won a lot, worth much more than any jackpot.

 

[wonderlanne]

Sorta.

I crashed a beach party her friends threw for her and drank her whole bottle of champagne........ then I lost one of my shoes in the lake......
I tried to save face by good naturedly throwing my other shoe in the lake......and right after I threw it, my buddy came back. He had found the first shoe I lost.
She called me something that loosely translates into english as :
Pippi-one-shoe-dork
I dunno.....sounds better in Deutsch I guess.....
Good times. Good times.

_

 

[Mr Man]

That's cool Mr. Man.

The first date that DH and I had we bought a lottery ticket together. We chose our numbers and at the time you could choose whether you wanted a 7 digit zinger number. Whether or not you chose yes, the number would still be on your ticket, you just wouldn't win if those numbers came up.

Funny thing - those seven numbers? They were my phone number.

I just handed it to DH and told him to call me. We still have that lottery ticket.

No, we didn't win anything and I'm okay with that.

Cool. I love stories like that.

 

[MeghansMommy]

Now that's downright spooky! And, yes, from your descriptions of DH and the kiddos, you won a lot, worth much more than any jackpot.

You are so sweet.

DH isn't happy with me though. I messed up the computer and I can't get it fixed. I'm working on it right now and I can't figure out what I did wrong. I was even on tech support for over an hour, had the guy take over my computer and even he couldn't figure out what was wrong.

Gah.

So if I don't have it figured out by 1am, I'm heading to bed and I'll work on it tomorrow.

At least I got all of the monthly stuff done before I messed up. The accountant is still going to get his stuff on Monday, so all is good, but I don't like it when things don't run the way they are supposed to run.

 

[wonderlanne]

I'm watching "Bye Bye Birdie".

we love you conrad, oh yes we doooooo, we love you conrad, and will be truuuuuueee...

makes me think of rod blagojovich.

 

[wonderlanne]

That will be for the Secret Service to decide as it has been reported as soon as the threat was made.

oh good. hope they don't mind lookin' down the barrel of a shotgun when they set their toes on my property.

 

[wonderlanne]

How do you know the sec serv isn't in on it? Huh? Huh? In fact, they're the masterminds.

yyyeaaaah.....THAT'S the ticket!

 

[MeghansMommy]

Another funny for you.

Long story short, 2006 our old accountant misfiled our taxes. We refiled. Taxes were wrong again. Fired old accountant and hired new accountant. Taxes were again refiled.

Got a letter from the IRS today stating:

"Our records show we received your form 1040X on June 20, 2008 for the tax period listed above (2006). We're sorry but we can't find it, so we need your help processing the return" yada yada.

I swear, we filed on time in 2007 for 2006. Refiled in summer 2007. Refiled again in Dec. 2007 and then refiled AGAIN in summer 2008. Then they lose our paperwork?

They did state they received our check and that was cashed over the summer, so that's good, but geez - you see that we've corrected mistakes ON OUR OWN 3 times, let it go okay? This is the first we've heard from the gov't in all of this.

Gah.

eta: Oh, and they stated twice in the letter that they've included an envelope for our convenience. It's just an envelope. Not a postage paid envelope, but an envelope. Geez. Thanks.

 

[MeghansMommy]

we love you conrad, oh yes we doooooo, we love you conrad, and will be truuuuuueee...

makes me think of rod blagojovich.

When you're not with us, we're blueeeee... Oh Conrad we love you.

(I was in Bye Bye Birdie when I was in high school. My boyfriend was Hugo).

 

[wonderlanne]

Oh, hey, someone "notified the Secret Service" for ya. Because you know, you're such a threat.
I think what he means by "notified the Secret Service" is he whispered it to the straws in the institution cafeteria.

we don't actually KNOW this person yet. any chance knowthyself is one of us? we'll need fingerprints, a saliva sample, a photo i.d., and either a birth cirtificate (not a certificate of live birth, please) or a current passport.

 

[wonderlanne]

Pippi ein Schuhidiot, was sie mich nannte. Es war Liebe an der ersten Beleidigung.

Gute Zeit, Gute Zeit.

gesundheit und ausgang.

 

[debbieandroo]

gesundheit und ausgang.

did someone sneeze???

 

[wonderlanne]

eta: Oh, and they stated twice in the letter that they've included an envelope for our convenience.

sounds like an extremely INconvenient envelope to me.

 

[wonderlanne]

When you're not with us, we're blueeeee... Oh Conrad we love you.

(I was in Bye Bye Birdie when I was in high school. My boyfriend was Hugo).

how cute! we had stupid school plays, so i never bothered.