Conservative Thread: The New American Tea Party

[Humphrey Bear]

Everytime I hear "hope and change" I can't help but think of frank and beans. You know, in the movie There's Something About Mary where he gets his *ahem* caught in his pants zipper and the handicapped guy is yelling "Frank and beans! Frank and beans!"?
That's the way I hear it.

Great now that is going to be sticking in my mind now!

Thanks a lot!

 

[blestmom]

Great now that is going to be sticking in my mind now!

Thanks a lot!

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing...

 

[ktulu]

Yep - now that's what I'd call Hope & Change

Amen sistah!


BTW, totally OT, but "Hope and Change" has always sounded like the name of a sitcom to me.

Oh how I wish this was just a sit-com

Well, it is a JOKE, just not a funny one!

 

[agentpleakley]

Everytime I hear "hope and change" I can't help but think of frank and beans. You know, in the movie There's Something About Mary where he gets his *ahem* caught in his pants zipper and the handicapped guy is yelling "Frank and beans! Frank and beans!"?
That's the way I hear it.

Great now that is going to be sticking in my mind now!

Thanks a lot!

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing...

ME THREE!!!

 

[Humphrey Bear]

Everytime I hear "hope and change" I can't help but think of frank and beans. You know, in the movie There's Something About Mary where he gets his *ahem* caught in his pants zipper and the handicapped guy is yelling "Frank and beans! Frank and beans!"?
That's the way I hear it.

I do have to say that as a male I find the Franks and Beans scene both funny and amazingly frightening at the same time.

Just sayin'

 

[breezy1077]

Everytime I hear "hope and change" I can't help but think of frank and beans. You know, in the movie There's Something About Mary where he gets his *ahem* caught in his pants zipper and the handicapped guy is yelling "Frank and beans! Frank and beans!"?
That's the way I hear it.

Wasn't there a skit about franks and beans on In Living Color too? I think with Jim Carey?

Oh my, I think we have a new slogan. Instead of crumpettes we're serving Franks 'n Beans Franks n Beans with our tea

Oh my gosh - NO, it was Pork n beans! Bahahaha!

 

[perlster]

OK, how about you dump "recession" next?

 

[Tink & Goofy]

Great now that is going to be sticking in my mind now!

Thanks a lot!

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing...

ME THREE!!!

Sorry, but I do! I hear hope & change said in the Frank & Beans voice.

 

[Tink & Goofy]

This ties into the discussion earlier. So sad.

 

[TeresaNJ]

I guess you can add that to this list http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/2009/03/12/52-days-52-mistakes/

I love it! Looks like the pedestal under the Obamessiah is starting to crumble.

 

[DisneyMomOK]

I love it! Looks like the pedestal under the Obamessiah is starting to crumble.

I hope he kept those Greek-temple columns!

 

[Charade]

You can help minimise the impact of your flying by offsetting your carbon emissions. The total carbon emissions from your itinerary are 2.566 tonnes and the cost of offsetting your emissions is $ 50.60.

Your money will go towards UN certified emission reduction projects.

From British Airways for a flight (for 2) from NYC to Amsterdam.

 

[Dolce27]

From British Airways for a flight (for 2) from NYC to Amsterdam.

I fly British Airways and I've noticed that, when booking, before. I'm a bad, bad, Conservative that doesn't give them a cent more for emissions. And my flights are from Dallas to London. Lots of carbon emissions there.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

The new left-wing conspiracy

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/19846.html

 

[Tink & Goofy]

I fly British Airways and I've noticed that, when booking, before. I'm a bad, bad, Conservative that doesn't give them a cent more for emissions. And my flights are from Dallas to London. Lots of carbon emissions there.

I fly so infrequently (once every two-three years) that I've never seen anyone try to get me to pay for carbon footprint/emmission credits.
And I, too, am an evil conservative that would tell them where to put it.

They could get less emmissions from methane if they'd come up with butt filters for cows. You could plant them up the bovine's derriere and have them filter out the methane from cow farts.
*Bovine Butt Filter idea copyrighted by me, Melissa E, March 2009*

 

[Humphrey Bear]

I fly so infrequently (once every two-three years) that I've never seen anyone try to get me to pay for carbon footprint/emmission credits.
And I, too, am an evil conservative that would tell them where to put it.

They could get less emmissions from methane if they'd come up with butt filters for cows. You could plant them up the bovine's derriere and have them filter out the methane from cow farts.
*Bovine Butt Filter idea copyrighted by me, Melissa E, March 2009*

Heck the gassy old lady in front of me last time I flew should have been charged extra for all the darn emissions she let go!

 

[TLSnell1981]

I'm in Florida on business. Some of the folks, who voted for a change or to teach the republicans a lesson, are "all fired up"! They are sooo pissed. Obama and his dems would have to make drastic reversals to make amends. But, if they did that....they'd lose their own worshipers.

I'm in a pretty good mood. Not, that the OS would ever admit the cons were right, but now Obama's "changed" his mind about the economic crisis....and er...a.. He is such a fraud.

 

["Got Disney"]

The new left-wing conspiracy

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/19846.html

Good grief....please tell me when I was never like these liberals on this board and in the media.... Has everyone lost there minds......I can remember a time when i felt we should also give to everyone that needs it...no matter what.....

but I also worked my butt off to get to a place of half way decent prosperity....that was not RICH as Obama calls it but upper Middle class...no easy task mind you.

As I wanted to give to all when i was younger....and felt the GOV should do it...it was before I realized/understood what that meant. It meant taxing. I have nothing against taxing...we need then. But not for wasteful spending.... like say Research for Pig Odor in Iowa...

Also never felt that you should take from those that make more to give to those that dont....never even crossed my mind to think such a thing...to take something that does not belong to me.

so have all these liberals lost there minds...ummmm dont answer that...I know what you will say

Well this liberal has not. I also cant figure out if they honestly believe this stuff or if they are just saying it because they believe in Obama...maybe both. Where is the common sense....and how can anyone think that socialism is a good thing.....

At least I can say that there are about half in the US that dont think so and showed it by not voting for Obama.....and some...seem to be wondering that did vote for him ..is he the man they thought he was....not many but there are some out there.

I know some of you may not agree but I dont think that Hillary would have led us down such a Pelosi path....there is no way she would have let Reed and Pelosi walk her around on a leash...yes she would have had her liberal agenda....but she was more centered.....but that is my guess and that does not make it so.

anyway....it's all the same stuff today on the CB...the OS saying give us your heart and soul and your money to...we want to be taken care of ...and others that are saying.....why do you feel you are so entitled to it.

I even had a poster say to me..."Coming from someone that has never dug a ditch in her life"......

Boy does she have no idea who I am and when I told her she said 'And with all that happened in your life you have learned nothing".....

nice...ha....she seems to have me all figured out from the DIS....

so how is your day going today

 

[The Mayor]

Go check my thread about what we're up against in Taxachusetts with Obama's buddy Devil Patrick...lets cut government watse...YA RIGHT

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2118327


Also, $20 million of the MA stimulus ($126 million) is going to the Kennedy's to build a museum honoring their legacy

 

[Charade]

For your entertainment!

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2118269