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[CathrynRose]

I never knew my birth parents. There was a car accident. My birth mother was incinerated, and I only survived because her smoking carcass had formed a protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluence. A Belgian man and his fifteen year-old love slave were looting the accident scene, and came across a blood soaked baby, moi. They raised me to be evil. You know, that old chestnut.

Love it.

 

[klacey1]

I am a major film snob. But I LOVE The Hangover. My favorite movie of all time is Back to the Future. Doesn't sound like typical movie snob fare, does it? But seriously, I usually like indie or foreign movies, or any movie that has Oscar potential written all over it. I actually think The Hangover should have been nominated...and I'm not the only one who thinks that.
It's the most quotable movie ever!

I completely agree The Hangover should have been nominated for a few Oscars-- at the very least, best original song!! "What do tigers dream of..." I'll break into that ANYWHERE-- car, shower, work!

 

[Buckalew11]

I know how to knit and currently have 3 different projects in various stages of completion.

My wife got me to go to knitting classes with her years ago as a mid week night out.

My BIL knows how to latch-hook a rug. But so do I. I can't knit yet. I get the yarn too tight on the needles. They get stuck.


I love OLD cartoons. I could totally watch Boomerang for hours (but alas, I do not get that channel!). I love The Flintstones.

I have stolen my DD's Nintendo DS. I play it every night before I fall asleep.

I have the whole set of Junie B. Jones books and when I read them to DD years ago, Junie B. had a special voice which I can still do.

I've said I'll pray for people who I probably should not have said it to, not realizing it was offensive to them.

I think my BIL is a jerk because he's separating from my sister and seems to be leaving out his 4 kids.
I haven't paid my vet bill yet and don't want to.

I cannot stand my mother's BF and I wish he'd go away.

 

[CaliforniaDreamin]

Buckalew, this is off topic, but your tag that says "I've been on a boat full of grumpy looking guests", is that referring to a Disney attraction, like Pirates or the Jungle Cruise? I just noticed it and now I'm really curious.

 

[Maleficent Lives]

When watching Les Mis or listening to the soundtrack, I cry when Eponine dies. Every time.

I spent 15 minutes staring through my neighbor's window to see if anything interesting was going to happen, simply because I wasn't tired enough to sleep.

I wait until after midnight to take my trash out to the curb so that I can do it in the nude.

If the Mormons wake me from another nap, they are going to be in for a surprise.

 

[CaliforniaDreamin]

I completely agree The Hangover should have been nominated for a few Oscars-- at the very least, best original song!! "What do tigers dream of..." I'll break into that ANYWHERE-- car, shower, work!

I love that song! Another favorite of mine is "We're the three best friends that anyone could have..".
I am just really concerned that the sequel won't be anywhere near as funny as the first one. Some movies just need to be left alone, you know?

 

[Buckalew11]

Buckalew, this is off topic, but your tag that says "I've been on a boat full of grumpy looking guests", is that referring to a Disney attraction, like Pirates or the Jungle Cruise? I just noticed it and now I'm really curious.

Nope. It is about the boat that goes from S/D to Epcot and DHS. But I do not remember saying that.

However, I did say "I slathered in it from head to toe" or whatever that one is,

But now that I'm thinking about it, it could be from the JC. I think sometimes people do look grumpy and unready for corny jokes on that attraction. Hmm...

 

[CaliforniaDreamin]

LOL, I was hoping it was Disney related and it is
Thanks for letting me know, I don't know why I just had to know. I started thinking about all the attractions with a boat, like the one in Norway, Splash Mountain, The Empress Lilly, It's a Small World....never realized how many boats there were until I started trying to figure out which one it could be.
I don't see how people can be grumpy on The Jungle Cruise. It's one of my favorite attractions. If you can't laugh at the corny jokes, you don't belong in Disney!

 

[Duckkie]

Okay I'll play.

I'm Lorianne - I've been a Girl Scout Leader for 16 years and I HATE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Whew, I said it, I feel better!

Everyone including my kids and husband think I'm 39... I'm really turning 41 in august!

My husband thinks I leave work early every Thursday to clean the house while everyone is gone.... really, I work a few hours of overtime
a month and THE CLEANING LADY COMES IN ON THURSDAYS! I just make sure I am home and smell like clorox/mr clean when he gets home.

Shhhhh... I pretend not to know how to do things so DH will do them for me.

 

[CaliforniaDreamin]

Okay I'll play.

I'm Lorianne - I've been a Girl Scout Leader for 16 years and I HATE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Whew, I said it, I feel better!

Everyone including my kids and husband think I'm 39... I'm really turning 41 in august!

My husband thinks I leave work early every Thursday to clean the house while everyone is gone.... really, I work a few hours of overtime
a month and THE CLEANING LADY COMES IN ON THURSDAYS! I just make sure I am home and smell like clorox/mr clean when he gets home.

Shhhhh... I pretend not to know how to do things so DH will do them for me.

You're pretty sneaky....I LOVE IT!

 

[Kika]

I am 42 and I have the hots for Robert Pattison-and he isnt even my usual type.

LOL...I, too, am 42 and have the hots for Robert Pattison (and he isn't really my "type" either). If loving Rob is wrong, I don't want to be right! I can't wait for Eclipse to come out. I'll probably see it the first weekend.

I have watched every season of the Bachelor/Bachelorette series, except for one. Even though I say to myself before every new season that I won't watch this nonsense, I always end up watching...I am so ashamed!

I re-gift gift bags.

This weekend, I went through a toll without paying because it was an exact change toll only and I didn't have exact change. (I didn't realize before I got there that there were no manned booths, and, by the time I did, I couldn't back up because there were cars in back of me.) It has been bothering me ever since, especially because my DD was in the car, and I feel like I set a bad example for her. I'm also stressing over whether I will receive a ticket in the mail.

Can't think of anything else, really. My life is pretty boring and non-scandalous.

 

[monkeybug]

I love to cut lamination apart.
I have an addiction to my paper cutter.....
I love the movie down periscope
I had (and still have) a huge crush on radar from mash.
I had a mash bedroom till from age 14-18.

Radar (Gary Burghoff) lives in the same town (well practically, but maybe not technically) as my parents do, and it's where I grew up.
He has a reputation around town of being somewhat of a grump, but the few times I bumped into him, he seemed nice enough. I know he does a lot for wildlife conservation, he worked with my friends mom on something along those lines and gave her a painting he did as a thank you.

 

[focusondisney]

Okay I'll play.

I'm Lorianne - I've been a Girl Scout Leader for 16 years and I HATE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Whew, I said it, I feel better!

Everyone including my kids and husband think I'm 39... I'm really turning 41 in august!

My husband thinks I leave work early every Thursday to clean the house while everyone is gone.... really, I work a few hours of overtime
a month and THE CLEANING LADY COMES IN ON THURSDAYS! I just make sure I am home and smell like clorox/mr clean when he gets home.

Shhhhh... I pretend not to know how to do things so DH will do them for me.

Wow! You've got all your angles covered. Guess as long as you keep your stories straight you're OK. But I'm dieing to know how you've kept your age a secret. Do you have it wrong on your driver's license? Or has your family just not looked? Sorry, I'm not usually this nosy, but I always wondered how people got away with lieing about their age!

 

[skater]

I love Lady GaGa's music - this is so not my style of music, but I can't get enough . I'm hoping its hypnosis - at least I'd have an excuse . And I listen to it with my 15 year old - who I've sheltered from things way less bad than Lady GaGa.

A few weeks ago I paid $2 instead of $3 to get into a park (its the honor system). I just couldn't find that other dollar . I was really hoping my kids didn't notice.

 

[Duckkie]

Wow! You've got all your angles covered. Guess as long as you keep your stories straight you're OK. But I'm dieing to know how you've kept your age a secret. Do you have it wrong on your driver's license? Or has your family just not looked? Sorry, I'm not usually this nosy, but I always wondered how people got away with lieing about their age!

Well it started out when my daughter (now 21) used to be mistaken for my sister because I "looked too young" to be a mommy. People would ask if I had her when I was 12 and I would respond with no, at 18 which I felt was young but not too young to be hassled about it. So my daughter always just added 18 years to her age to "know" how old I was. Flash forward a few years and husband and I were dating and age really never came up. My first birthday with us together he asked Emilie how old I was, she told him, and I never corrected it. Now, I'm pretty sure if he really ever did the math he would discover from my DOB that I am in fact over the 39 my daughter thinks I am it's just never been discussed.

Just as I suspect he has an inkling about our housekeeper but plays along with me. It's been 8 years like this and he has never found her in the house or found "proof" LOL! that she exists. I imagine that if he found out he wouldn't be angry.. probably more amused since he knows I HATE to clean.

 

[focusondisney]

Well it started out when my daughter (now 21) used to be mistaken for my sister because I "looked too young" to be a mommy. People would ask if I had her when I was 12 and I would respond with no, at 18 which I felt was young but not too young to be hassled about it. So my daughter always just added 18 years to her age to "know" how old I was. Flash forward a few years and husband and I were dating and age really never came up. My first birthday with us together he asked Emilie how old I was, she told him, and I never corrected it. Now, I'm pretty sure if he really ever did the math he would discover from my DOB that I am in fact over the 39 my daughter thinks I am it's just never been discussed.

Just as I suspect he has an inkling about our housekeeper but plays along with me. It's been 8 years like this and he has never found her in the house or found "proof" LOL! that she exists. I imagine that if he found out he wouldn't be angry.. probably more amused since he knows I HATE to clean.

Thanks! Sorry I was so nosy! Your DH sounds like a great guy. He must know what is really important is keeping you happy!

 

[jfoofj]

I buy a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream every week and hide it in the freezer and eat it when no ones home. Some times the ENTIRE pint in one sitting.

I haven't been to the dentist in 4+ years. I have HUGE dentist anxiety. I brush and floss religiously, though.

I am secretly happy that I make more money than my friend who went to the "big name" college and STILL has "big name college" debt and makes LESS than me, and I only got an associates degree from a community college.

I know my friend is having and affair and I don't care because I hate her husband and hopes she divorces him.

 

[Scurvy]

I had (and still have) a huge crush on radar from mash.

I always thought he was adorable! I loved Mash, but my crush from that show was Hawkeye.

My weirdest celebrity crush was Harold Gould. He played Rose's boyfriend on Golden Girls, but I first got hooked on him in the movie "Seems Like Old Times" with Chevy Chase. He's old enough to be my grandfather, and I have no idea what made me like him so much. I still think he's really cute when I stumble across him on television, though!

 

[Acklander]

I watch car racing on TV, not for the race but to see if they crash. Isn't that awful???

When I was 16 I went with a group of friends to an Oak Ridge Boys concert. My friend, Lois, and I ditched the friends to party with the band after the concert.


for entertainment I'll turn down the sound on the TV and come up with my own script for what they actors are saying during the commercials. My version is usually R rated though I've been known to stray into X-rated, depending on the product being pitched

 

[terribm]

I watch car racing on TV, not for the race but to see if they crash. Isn't that awful???

When I was 16 I went with a group of friends to an Oak Ridge Boys concert. My friend, Lois, and I ditched the friends to party with the band after the concert.


for entertainment I'll turn down the sound on the TV and come up with my own script for what they actors are saying during the commercials. My version is usually R rated though I've been known to stray into X-rated, depending on the product being pitched

This one just cracked me up. Making up your own dialouge for commercials. That is brilliant.

I have to admit that I frequent the people of walmart site several times a week. Nothing makes me laugh like that site.