I love mustard (proper yellow mustard only! No dijon!) and like ketchup. Anything else can go, especially mayonnaise.
I'm an other...must have cocktail sauce with shrimp and crab cakes. I also love salsa and really have to have mustard the few times a year I eat hot dogs.
It thought salt and pepper were seasonings, not condiments?
It's a toss-up between salsa and green chile!