My friend's husband not only has a combover, he keeps his remaining hair about 3" long around the bottom so it looks like a page boy. IT LOOKS STUPID.
Get a decent haircut and stop trying to convince us you aren't bald.
I fondly remember watching a very obnoxious cardiologist as he was getting into his car during a windy day. His combover was flapping in the wind....he was a jerk to us nurses.
DH and I watched a documentary on comb-overs on Sundance or something one night. It was really funny how these 2 guys took a camera out to places (I think mostly in the midwest) and filmed unknowing guys and their comb-overs!
My father in law has one. One day we were getting into the car, the wind was blowing, he bent down a little and BOOM it fell off!! I had no idea how LONG it was and how embaresed I would be for him! I say "Just DON'T Do It"