Christmas Jokes :D

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Who invented the light bulb?
SOME BRIGHT SPARK!

 

[Buzz Rules]

Who invented the light bulb?
SOME BRIGHT SPARK!

Just to let you know @Neapolitan Ice Cream, that means something totally different in several parts of North America. You might want to change the thread title. But in keeping with the theme of the thread here’s one:

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite meal?

A: Goulash

 

[DaisyDuck001]

Just to let you know @Neapolitan Ice Cream, that means something totally different in several parts of North America. You might want to change the thread title.

Yes, it is considered a derogatory term for a White/Caucasian person.

 

[Karin1984]

And as soon as you open the thread and at this time of year you understand that it is about Christmas crackers.

What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?

CLAUStrophobia!

 

[Marrila]

Christmas crackers are the best! Jokes plus a crown, what's not to love?
Who is Santas's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.

 

[Buzz Rules]

And as soon as you open the thread and at this time of year you understand that it is about Christmas crackers.

What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?

CLAUStrophobia!

In America, we call them poppers.

 

[DaisyDuck001]

And as soon as you open the thread and at this time of year you understand that it is about Christmas crackers.

Never heard of "Christmas crackers" before. Maybe that is a European term?

 

[Buzz Rules]

Never heard of "Christmas crackers" before. Maybe that is a European term?

British slang.

 

[Marrila]

Never heard of "Christmas crackers" before. Maybe that is a European term?

They sell them at Walmart in the US, as well as other places.

 

[DaisyDuck001]

They sell them at Walmart in the US, as well as other places.

As @Buzz Rules said, many of us know those as "party poppers", but it seems that the OP meant rather to refer to jokes.

 

[Karin1984]

When in doubt, go to QI. Stephen Fry knows everything.

 

[Buzz Rules]

They sell them at Walmart in the US, as well as other places.

As @Buzz Rules said, many of us know those as "party poppers", but it seems that the OP meant rather to refer to jokes.

This.

 

[Marrila]

As @Buzz Rules said, many of us know those as "party poppers", but it seems that the OP meant rather to refer to jokes.

Christmas crackers usually have jokes in them. (Along the lines of fortune cookies.)
Also a tissue paper crown!

 

[Buzz Rules]

Blocked.

 

[Buzz Rules]

Christmas crackers usually have jokes in them. (Along the lines of fortune cookies.)
Also a tissue paper crown!

We have them here but they are called party poppers. The thread title term is considered racist in the USA.

 

[disneychrista]

Never heard of "Christmas crackers" before. Maybe that is a European term?

I hadn't heard of them until this year. I have been watching cheesy christmas rom-coms all weekend and a couple of them had "Crackers" in them.

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Yes, it is considered a derogatory term for a White/Caucasian person.

Blimey, don't want that! Changed the title!

 

[Buzz Rules]

Blimey, don't want that! Changed the title!

Thanks from across the pond.

 

[Allison Joy]

What do you call a cat on the beach?
Sandy Claws