Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[Funball]

I didn't mean it like that! How awkward would it be going as third wheel! I want to go for my 21st!!!

I'm going to Disneyland next year though, we should do a dis meet up!

LOL, i hate being the third wheel, i always end up ditching the "couples" and doing my own thing anyways. so no VEGAS for 2 years huh, that seems like an eternity from now, but im sure it will just fly by, DIS meet up 4sho though.

Not to sure about taking my Daughter to a strip club unless it is a male one & they are dressed like firemen

LISTEN MOMMA SHELLY.. tink will be in good hands. don't u worry. i will be there to watch over your precious cargo!

and carlos you and tink would not be third wheel, it be like a couples trip..or a group trip..and if you and tink got a room together I would not judge

nowback to cheesy pick up lines becuase all i hear from carlos is " blah blah blah woman blah blah vegas blah blah beer and sports blah blah"

 

[Tink91]

LISTEN MOMMA SHELLY.. tink will be in good hands. don't u worry. i will be there to watch over your precious cargo!

and carlos you and tink would not be third wheel, it be like a couples trip..or a group trip..and if you and tink got a room together I would not judge

nowback to cheesy pick up lines becuase all i hear from carlos is " blah blah blah woman blah blah vegas blah blah beer and sports blah blah"

SARA! I think if we got a room together all that would be done is numerous shots of alcohol from the amount of cool things he has been showing me

 

[Shellyf62]

I am going to slowly & quietly back out of this thread muttering "what I dont know cant hurt me"

 

[skiingfast]

I am going to slowly & quietly back out of this thread muttering "what I dont know cant hurt me"

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" As Las Vegas tourism board likes to say.

 

[Shellyf62]

That is what I am afraid of Matt!!!

 

[bateman]

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" As Las Vegas tourism board likes to say.

I will sell you my Sister real cheap lol... I mean Have fun with Tink MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Shellyf62]

Nice brother you are!!!! (whatever you sell her for I want half!!!)

 

[Tink91]

 

[skiingfast]

That is what I am afraid of Matt!!!

Would you rather the bliss of ignorance, to come along and see what happens, or come along and join in the fun?

 

[bateman]

Nice brother you are!!!! (whatever you sell her for I want half!!!)

Yep I am I will only give her to the highest bidder.

 

[Funball]

SARA! I think if we got a room together all that would be done is numerous shots of alcohol from the amount of cool things he has been showing me

then we can share a room and the boys can share one.. and what ever happens in the girls room stays in the girls room

 

[Tink91]

Or we could get a sweet penthouse and party all night!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

i got the hook up at all harrahs properties, harrahs, paris, ceasers, and imperial palace,

 

[ChickenCarlos]

then we can share a room and the boys can share one.. and what ever happens in the girls room stays in the girls room

What ever happens in the boys room, you will hear about on the evening news, or cops

 

[skiingfast]

i got the hook up at all harrahs properties, harrahs, paris, ceasers, and imperial palace,

So well one of us be throwing a mattress off the roof of ceasars?

 

[Tink91]

No Matress throwing! Mattress surfing on the other hand....

 

[ChickenCarlos]

i have surfed down stairs on a upside down ironing board, but the mattress would probably hurt less

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

 

[bateman]

So well one of us be throwing a mattress off the roof of ceasars?

But is Ceasars a pager friendly hotel? Love that movie

 

[bateman]

Also must add the great Futurama line - If I said you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance around?