Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[Tink91]

Please try not to take any girls half way across California tonight

 

[Goofy_Mom]

Please try not to take any girls half way across California tonight

Or at the very least, make to Dinseyland this time.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Yu p this wa s my ninght , s 3 beer s oat onces, lol im awwesome

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Hhahhhhaaah , i forgot the awsome tron hattt.

 

[Tink91]

Carlos chicken man someone was dressed ad a gridipm player from America and he slipped and his helme smashed me in the forehead and it's swollen

 

[Shellyf62]

Carlos chicken man someone was dressed ad a gridipm player from America and he slipped and his helme smashed me in the forehead and it's swollen

Are you drunk foruming???????

 

[Shellyf62]

Yu p this wa s my ninght , s 3 beer s oat onces, lol im awwesome

Wow, that takes a lot of skill!!!!!!

 

[Funball]

So, im going out to $1 Night, at my favorite bar tonight with an arsenal of new pick-up lines, i'll let you know which ones work, and which ones get me slapped.

YES!! carlos is our line tester people!!

hye carlos, nice hat

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Are you drunk foruming???????

I tell you its addicting

 

[Funball]

Please try not to take any girls half way across California tonight

better watch what you say, he may end up in Australia with some random girl…and this how it would go….” Oh I was wanting to show her a good time and how I own southwest airlines”

 

[Funball]

Please try not to take any girls half way across California tonight

better watch what you say, he may end up in Australia with some random girl…and this how it would go….” Oh I was wanting to show her a good time and how I own southwest airlines”

 

[skiingfast]

Wow, that takes a lot of skill!!!!!!

Baby got a couple friends? I can handle three at once, just watch!

 

[Funball]

Baby got a couple friends? I can handle three at once, just watch!

men

 

[Tink91]

Oops

 

[Shellyf62]

I tell you its addicting

I wont get addicted because I dont drink anymore. I love wine, it doesnt love me!!!!! After a glass or 2 I get the worse headache!!!

 

[skiingfast]

I wont get addicted because I dont drink anymore. I love wine, it doesnt love me!!!!! After a glass or 2 I get the worse headache!!!

I have a headache, is not a pick up line at all, it's the dead opposite.

 

[Funball]

I wont get addicted because I dont drink anymore. I love wine, it doesnt love me!!!!! After a glass or 2 I get the worse headache!!!

Im opposite. I need a glass or more .. in fact right now would be good!

here is my pick up line:

hey baby wanna buy a pretty girl a drink?

 

[Shellyf62]

I have a headache, is not a pick up line at all, it's the dead opposite.

Well it could be the comment to start a pickup line??

"Well I have something to cure that headache"???

 

[skiingfast]

"Well I have something to cure that headache"???

Headache? I could make things feel a lot better.

 

[Shellyf62]

Headache? I could make things feel a lot better.

see...great minds think alike!!!!!