Captain_Oblivious
DIS Dad #257, Galactic Salad Dodger
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Evan doesn't quite have Madison's outgoing bubbliness, and was feeling a bit shy this morning.
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I think every mom and dad has about a thousand pictures like this. "One of these things is not like the others..."

I wish I know exactly what they were saying here.
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"...and then Evan yakked cheese balls all over the van!"
Again, my notes say this is where Bambi rolled her eyes and walked away. That can't be right, can it?
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Since we were there anyway, and Pirates of the Caribbean has a posted 5 minute way, and since Madison had all sorts of new found courage, we rode. Evan had done this in October, but this was Madison's first ride. She was a bit frightened. Not of the characters so much, but just of the unknown - as in "what's around the next turn". After the ride was over, she never showed that she was scared at all.
That beats my daughter. She rode the whole thing with her head in her hands.
That's when Evan debuted his bad a** side, with Grandma's Glasses, his Frog Crown, and all the knives at the table. Would you mess with him? I don't think so.
"Give me a milk. Chocolate. And make it a double."
Shaken. Not stirred. That's an awesome look.
Lunch was good. I had a "Bianca Flatbread" which was described as "Our house blend of five cheeses, garlic, basil, and oregano". Ummm... why don' you just call it a cheese pizza? Anyway, it was good./I think you know my take on gourmets. Anyway, I appreciate the translation!
Talk about a golden ticket! (Technically it was yellow, or maybe goldenrod, but whatever, that's not important now.)
So what did we use it on? How much time did it save us? Was it as awesome as advertised? I'M NOT TELLING!
At least right now. I'll tell you in my next update.
Very cool! I'm waiting in suspense. But did you at least sell your fastpasses for Splash Mountain and Peter Pan for a nice tidy profit?![]()