Chapter Ten
In which our heroine gets a hat trick before noon, and sees a ghost (or 999).
So after we left his Stitchyness, we walked over through Frontierland to ride what had become our new (and by new I mean we made it up on the way over

) mission: ride all three mountains by 12! It was a little after 11 at that time, but we had faith in the lines (the crowd was still very light at this point
love September crowds!)
We started with BTMR! This was a favorite ride of mine as a kid, at least until the day we got stuck on it (I think that was back when they had rain sensors or something odd like that) going UP the steepest incline. As a six year old, all you can think about is falling backwards to a fiery death. (What, not all six year olds think that? Huh. Odd.

) Either way, I still love it, but never forget that day. Thankfully my dad was there to calm me down and point out it was probably because of the thunder storm rolling in. Yeah, that was my dad. Miss him so much.
Anyway, before I get too emotional, we walked RIGHT ON the ride, no wait at all AND we got the back car. I was super giddy and got the camera out snapping shots all over the place. Another (bad) attempt at a hold your arm out and smile together shot:
(kids, dont try this at home)
However, I also got THIS totally awesome coolness shot (even if most of it is out of focus!)
(wheeeeeee!)
(You know, there didnt seem to be quite so many clouds earlier
.FORSHADOWING ALERT!!!)
My thoughts on BTMR remain the same. Every time I want it to be a faster ride, every time it isnt, but I also remember how much I love it. Kind of a strange relationship with it, I guess. I mean, this was always, and really still is, a good coaster. But with the advent of hydraulic launch coasters and those that drop five stories, well
its hard to compete.
(Still my favorite coaster to ride at night, though!

)
After that we walked over to Splash Mountain, expecting a wait. It was maybe 10 minutes. Maybe.

As we sat on the boat Mike was telling me all the things he remembered about it as a kid, and I argued that there was so way he could have remembered it, it wasnt THERE the last time he was in Disney. (Turns out we were both right. It wasnt there when he last visited Disney WORLD (86) but it was the last time he was in
DisneyLAND (90). Tomato, tomahto.
The ride was great, and I kinda-sorta tried to get a picture of the screen of our photo.
I share this with you not because its a great picture of us (second row) but for the guy in the back row. Best. Reaction. Ever.
When we got off Splash we looked at the clock, it was 11:52! We had actually managed to ride all three mountains in an hour and a halfs time, and all before 12!
We had decided to give Columbia Harbor House a try for a quick lunch (thanks Dee!!!) so we walked back around towards Liberty Square and got into a little more Photopass fun!
First, I simply HAD to tell this guy what a great hat he had!
(Yeah, hes totally my friend now
)
Then, when we passed the stocks and saw yet another PP, well, duh
.
(Prisoner 664 ladies and gentlemen, currently serving a sentence for poor wardrobe choice.)
(Prisoner 666, a chandelier in piec
ahem
I mean guilty by association. Also: Yeah, I
totally went there. Yes, that also makes me the Monkey.Bonus points for anyone who knows what Im talking about
.)
Next we were off to my second favorite Disney ride, The Haunted Mansion! (Yes, I know we didnt tour very well from a walking perspective
but we figured we had some leeway with the crowds being pretty low) I havent been to Disney since the interactive queue was introduced, so we walked through that line
I was really pleased that they incorporated both the old tombstones with the new interactive ones. We had fun with it, though it certainly made the line a bit longer.
(A Scottish man and bagpipes. Yeah. Shocker, I know
.)
(Again, its the details like this that I absolutely love !)
(Say it with me now, BUBBLES!!!)
(This was perhaps my favorite part of the queue
its like whack a mole, but BETTER.)
Finally we made it onto the ride and I can safely say I still love it, all the bad puns and Doombuggies and ghosts popping out at you on hydraulic pistons. I LOVE it. Haunted Mansion 4 EVA!
Now, get in line for the picture of the unassuming couple in front of the haunted house
..
Ok, so then we tried the oh look its a ghost shot. Photopass
FAIL. (the CM with the ghost was learning the ropes, and had us looking in a completely different direction.
Oh yeah, you might
THINK the coachman is scary, but just be glad you didnt see what was OUTSIDE THE FRAME.
Two words.
Justin.
Bieber.
........
What?
Before I upset too many people, Ill end this chapter here, dear reader
..mainly so I can go write my dining review of CHH!
Happy Friday!