Caption this - lunchtime edition

[yeartolate]

 

[CapeCodTenor]

"Maybe this would be a good time to leave."

 

[gravymom]

Ve haf vays of making you talk...

 

[olena]

Fed up with endless playground harassment by bullies, Arnie hires a bodyguard.

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Ladies and gentleman, I give you your next Presidential candidates. Oh wait, maybe they were the last set.

 

[Cantw8]

"Our Father, who art in Heaven....."

 

[momo3hods]

"If I stay really still he won't notice me."

 

[ripvanwinkle]

Ladies and gentleman, I give you your next Presidential candidates. Oh wait, maybe they were the last set.

A "snake" and a "rat" Which one's the Republican and which one is the democrat either way we are screwed. (it seems)

 

[agotta]

Jack the Snake: "I'm a vegetarian."
Monty the Gerbil: "Eeeeexxxcellent."

ETA: Posted by DH. Get your own screen name!!

 

[Lyn5]

Hey Baby, I know we are different species....but that can't stop the way I feel about you

 

[ripvanwinkle]

Hey Baby, I know we are different species....but that can't stop the way I feel about you

SNAKE: Was it my looks or just my forked tounge that made you feel this way?

 

[Lyn5]

SNAKE: Was it my looks or just my forked tounge that made you feel this way?

It is the way you wrap yourself around me

 

[vettechick99]

***? I thought I locked the door.

 

[agotta]

"Our Father, who art in Heaven....."

This one has had me laughing all day.

 

[mrFDNY]

hampster-"yea,i'm not falling for the whole a snake is behind you, joke again! ha ha you can't fool me again with that one!"

 

[FergieTCat]

Perhaps you'd like to take a swim in the chocolate fountain.

 

[SnowWhite33]

Hamster: Mom, look what followed me home, can I keep it? Pleeeease!!!

 

[Chipperdini]

"Trust in me, just in me..."

 

[Talking Hands]

Snake: Lucky you! I just ate. Don't go away though because I'll want a snack later.

 

[bcvgal]

"Ebony and Ivory"