Captain Jack Sparrow says hello

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Well, I'm partial to buxom redheads.......

It seems I've been called short and flaky. Sounds like a muffin doesn't it.

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I just realized that there is a wench fight about to take place.
Ladies, ladies I can share.

 

[Wagamama]

how about curly brunettes?

and who you calling a wench?!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

A wench is a compliment, me lass.
And brunettes are as lovely as redheads,
any storm in a port so to speak..

 

[Wagamama]

well...ok, i'm not mad anymore...

now, you said something about sharing? YOU may be able to share but i can't and i won't! i want you all to myself!!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

i want you all to myself

Probably explains a slap in the face or two.

 

[Wagamama]

probably...

so can i?

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Well, me lass I don't know, can you?
Refresh me memory as to the original question.
Be careful though. If a pirate promises you his heart, he may not be too trustworthy. His first love is the sea and and his mistress may change with the port, or the points on a compass.

 

[Wagamama]

ok, so i'll be your 2nd love and i'll come on the ship with you and then you can't change "mistresses"

 

[Wagamama]

the question was...can i have you all to myself?

 

[SuiteDisney]

I'll be happy to dye my hair red.

 

[Wagamama]

he likes brunettes better!! and i'm a brunnette!!

 

[SuiteDisney]

Here's a quarter, Von - go buy a clue! He wants the redhead!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I'm still thinking about the idea of one for each arm. You wouldn't happen to live on opposite coasts would you.

 

[Wagamama]

Laura, he wants the brunette!!

and thats me!! me! me! me!! besides my hair looks redish in the sun

 

[SuiteDisney]

I'm definitely First Mate material, Von, but maybe you could be a scullery maid. Besides, isn't it past your bedtime?

Last one aboard the Black Pearl walks the plank!

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[Wagamama]

scullery maid!? oye!! watch it!!!

and it is not past my bedtime!

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by Captain Jack Sparrow
Well, I'm partial to buxom redheads.......

Checking in. Scoot over Noodles.

 

[SuiteDisney]

I think I'll just slip into my red dress and wait for Captain Jack.

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[Wagamama]

Originally posted by JohnTBap
Checking in. Scoot over Noodles.

No, no, no!!! He's mine!!! back off!!!

Laura...that won't win you over to Capt. Jack!