Warning. I did say
this would be a short one.
Actually all the remaining chapters
(Two, maybe?) will be short.
I think.
Wayyyy back in '87,
when men were men
and you learned not
to squat with your spurs on...
Back in '87, my best friend
and I decided to go on a road trip.
Winnipeg to WDW.
Nonstop.
Which is how we wound up
adding about two hours
to our drive as we took
the looong way around Atlanta.
Being young and dumb,
we opted to stop at a KFC.
I mean... it's not that far
from Kentucky.
There are many fine establishments
that make good fried chicken.
KFC is not one of them.
Which was perfectly fine.
Because we both like
cold fried chicken, too.
I said sealing,
not ceiling!!
What is wrong with you people????
The bag was bulging with water.
I looked at it.
It was a mass of swirling... gray.
Dissolved breading flowed
sickeningly in a counter-clockwise
manner inside the bag.
Occasionally a bone, devoid
of flesh, would float by.
Yeah, yeah. I know.
It's been so long that you don't know either.
Hang on... going to check...
Those are known collectively
as the "Flying Scullery Wenches".
Okay. I made that up.
But it has a nice chauvinistic
ring to it, doesn't it?
Come up with a better name
for bonus points.
We marched down the hall
and I told the lady at the desk
about my predicament.
She was kind enough to
let me use her phone,
but she warned me
that there was a very good
chance that they wouldn't answer.
I looked at Ruby.
"I have to go back up there
to see if they found it."
Google maps shows an anomaly.
If you punch in directions from
Lake Louise, AB to
Columbia Icefield Discovery Centre;
you'll see that it's about 80 miles.
But Google says it will take you
five and a half hours to drive it!
In reality, it's closer to
two hours,
assuming no stops.
I made the trip...
There and back...
In two and a half hours.
Sitting in the passenger seat,
Ruby may have looked like this:
We then asked the hotel front desk and...
No one had turned in an iPod.
We returned to Lake Louise,
just on the off chance
that my iPod had fallen
out of my pocket or something there.
But I knew where I'd left it.
Just covering the bases.
Those are for animals to cross the highway,
not cars (or people.)
There's fencing on either side of the road
and this is the only access.
And... the burgers were
pretty darned good!
I'd definitely go back.
We settled in and watched TV
for a little while.
I let Ruby pick the show.
She had suffered through
the wild car ride.
Least I could do.
Ohhh.... crap.
If someone hacks my iPod,
they have access to my emails,
simply by clicking on the icon.
Or my WestJet app.
They could change or cancel
our flights.
Or.....
crap.
Did you see it? pkondz outfitters. 20 points if you did. (PM only)
1. What does Ruby do that makes her happy?
(She's done this before on our trips.)
2. Which common fast food place
do I go to, to get breakfast?
3. iPod. Found? Or lost forever?
4. Where do you want to travel to?
(Money is no object. But must be on Earth.)
Did you see it?
No need to PM this one.
Just go ahead and tell the world!
Those are for animals to cross the highway,
not cars (or people.
Nice place! Would stay there again.
Questions, next round:
1. What does Ruby do that makes her happy?
(She's done this before on our trips.)
2. Which common fast food place
do I go to, to get breakfast?
3. iPod. Found? Or lost forever?
4. Where do you want to travel to?
(Money is no object. But must be on Earth.)
Did you see it?
No need to PM this one.
Just go ahead and tell the world!
Yeah, that's enough to keep the best of us away from it. It took me 10+ years to return to gravy after a similarly horrifying food incident.I couldn't eat fried chicken
for years after that.
I am so sorry to hear this! I kept hoping for a happy ending to this story!And it was all in vain.
YUM!!!with a chocolate mint milkshake.
A few of you were curious
about the food that I'd bought
and left in the car.
And some of you commented
that a car would behave more
like an oven than a fridge in the
lower States.
A trek of some 30 hours.
I'd drive through the nights,
he'd take the days.
The bag was bulging with water.
I looked at it.
It was a mass of swirling... gray.
Dissolved breading flowed
sickeningly in a counter-clockwise
manner inside the bag.
Occasionally a bone, devoid
of flesh, would float by.
I couldn't eat fried chicken
for years after that.
Back to the TR.
(Sorry, shoulda warned you.
Apologies to those of you
who were eating.)
Okay. I made that up.
But it has a nice chauvinistic
ring to it, doesn't it?
Come up with a better name
for bonus points.
We marched down the hall
and I told the lady at the desk
about my predicament.
She was kind enough to
let me use her phone,
but she warned me
that there was a very good
chance that they wouldn't answer.
Sitting in the passenger seat,
Ruby may have looked like this:
And it was all in vain.
We arrived at the Discovery Centre,
asked at information,
who told us that all lost and found
was handled by the hotel.
We then asked the hotel front desk and...
No one had turned in an iPod.
Witching Betty
(only her real name is an alliteration.
And it's not Witching Wetty.)
We stayed at the
Stoneridge Mountain Resort.
I didn't take a picture of the
front of the resort for whatever reason,
so you'll just have to put up
with this Internet thievery:
But I did take photos of our room.
Until shortly after 3am.
When I sat bolt upright,
sweating.
Ohhh.... crap.
If someone hacks my iPod,
Did you see it? pkondz outfitters. 20 points if you did. (PM only)
Steppesister - 544 points
franandaj - 524 points
1. What does Ruby do that makes her happy?
(She's done this before on our trips.)
2. Which common fast food place
do I go to, to get breakfast?
3. iPod. Found? Or lost forever?
4. Where do you want to travel to?
(Money is no object. But must be on Earth.)
Did you see it?
No need to PM this one.
Just go ahead and tell the world!
I have no idea why it still won't let me quote.
Your fried chicken fiasco had me on pins and needles. I definitely thought you boys would eat it and then get food poisoning. I'm so glad you pitched it. The thought is cringe worthy.
Your gif of the baby was so funny. I definitely laughed.
Poor Ruby. She really is a saint to agree to drive back.
I thought Praising Ponzi's Perfection would fit as you walked in to see those chandeliers.
I'm totally trying to get bonus points by the way... I got to catch up you know!
I didn't think Martians were considered animals, but it is very interesting that they built bridges for animals. I wonder what the statistics are if they actually help.
Your room is awesome. That is definitely more my style. I do not like roughing it.
I knew there was something in that one picture. I zoomed in on it too. I guess I should have zoomed in more or put on my glasses.
P.S. If you did something tricky with the menu on the chandelier picture I call foul play and if there is something there then give a blind woman some credit.
1. She goes shopping, of course!
2. Tim Hortons
3. Found (pixie dust)
4. A tour of Europe. Disneyland Paris included.
1887???? How old are you anyway????
What?? south and East from Atlanta is the exception?? I usually take I-75 south and east from Atlanta. So what road did you end up on?
Cold chicken broth...
Well, I was planning to get chicken for lunch. Probably still will. Just won't be from KFC.
You've been watching too much Indy car.
Well, better in the car than next to the crapper.
That's how I'd be too... I'd start thinking about that and go into a panic. I hate that feeling.
Um... I don't know, visit shops?
Tim Hortons
found
Well, since this is a Disney Board, I think Disney World is probably the most common and most expected answer. And I do want to travel there. But in this case, I'll say Italy. I love the food, I love the history, I've never been there.
That's not an elk crossing the highway...
Yikes!The bag was bulging with water.
I looked at it.
It was a mass of swirling... gray.
Dissolved breading flowed
sickeningly in a counter-clockwise
manner inside the bag.
Occasionally a bone, devoid
of flesh, would float by.
Holy Speed Racer, Batman!Google maps shows an anomaly.
If you punch in directions from
Lake Louise, AB to
Columbia Icefield Discovery Centre;
you'll see that it's about 80 miles.
But Google says it will take you
five and a half hours to drive it!
In reality, it's closer to
two hours,
assuming no stops.
It takes that long because the speed
limit is a bit lower
and it's a fairly winding road
in spots.
Unfortunately, the last tour
of the day was leaving soon.
We'd be lucky to make it back there
before they closed for the day.
I made the trip...
There and back...
In two and a half hours.
Ugh, bummer.And it was all in vain.
We arrived at the Discovery Centre,
asked at information,
who told us that all lost and found
was handled by the hotel.
We then asked the hotel front desk and...
No one had turned in an iPod.
That's so cool!Those are for animals to cross the highway,
not cars (or people.)
There's fencing on either side of the road
and this is the only access.
I've never had Elk.. Does it taste similar to venison?I chose the Rocky Mountain Burger
(Elk, cheddar, sautéed onion, tomato,
mayo, blueberry chutney, served
on a sesame seed bun)
Beautiful resort!We stayed at the
Stoneridge Mountain Resort.
I didn't take a picture of the
front of the resort for whatever reason,
so you'll just have to put up
with this Internet thievery:
UGH! I would freak out too!Ohhh.... crap.
If someone hacks my iPod,
they have access to my emails,
simply by clicking on the icon.
Or my WestJet app.
They could change or cancel
our flights.
Or.....
crap.
I wouldn't even know where to begin I have so much stuff saved on my cell phone.I got up, got dressed
and headed to the lobby.
From 4am to 5am,
I was online, changing all
my passwords for anything
and everything that I normally
access on my iPod.
Which is how we wound up
adding about two hours
to our drive as we took
the looong way around Atlanta.
I made the trip...
There and back...
In two and a half hours.
mustinjourney - easy listening, kids, icefields, burger, pic, buggy, Marvin - 57 points.
Side bet: mustinjourney + 10 or – 20 : Keg
Wanna go double or nothing?
We could go to Banff again.
Haven't deducted anything yet.
A new update! What a delightful way to cap my dreary day! (I need a vacation. 15 days . . .I can do it!)
Um, I am not sure that I can ever eat fried chicken again now . . . blech!
A new name for the Chandileirs . . . how about 'Yoga poses by Curiouser&Curiouser!'. Aka, You are bound to fall over at any second.
Nice bridge. That is pretty cool!
Ugh. That is a rough night's sleep. I don't' blame you for getting up and changing those passwords.
And my guesses:
1. Shopping. Some people are just shoppers!
2. Tim Hortons
3. I fear that it is lost forever.
4. Tokyo. A bucket list trip for the entire family. My boys are obsessed with the culture. (And if I can get a Toyko Disney visit in there too then great!)
I did find it! And I found it on the first go around because I was admiring the bridge!!
Yeah...I think I may have to wait a while before being interested in fried chicken again too...KFC can blame a dip in their business on you lol.
Not that I eat it very often anyway...but oh about once a year I get a craving...eat it and then feel sick after and vow to never do it again.
I think I would have had a sleepless night too...curious to see how that turned out...
Still a useful tip even today...
Despite the ending to that story, I suddenly find myself with a strange craving for fried chicken. Time for lunch I guess...
Or this?
Bonus points of you guess the movie. Oh, wait, you give out the points. Never mind....
I was fascinated by these things. We don't have them out east. It would make sense given the number of moose-vehicle accidents we have, but I suppose they aren't cheap to build.
By the way, you'd better tell Marvin those are NOT chocolate Easter eggs on the ground!
Looks good. I was racking my brain trying to figure out where I ate in Banff. Luckily I still had the pics on my phone. It was a place called Park Distillery. It had just opened and was brewing their first batch of craft beer that summer. Really good food. I had a massive plate of "breakfast poutine". Much like Gaston, they used antlers in all of their decorating.
Oops...forgot the answers.
1. I expect it would be shopping
2. Subway
3. Lost forever
4. A tour of the Asian Disney Parks.
Saw it, referenced it in my earlier post.
I like it - a new addition to my vocabulary - hubby will do the guy equivalent to eye rolling (aka - not notice)
I'm impressed - a young buck knowing to use a zip-lock bag.
I know, I know...impressing me is all you strive for. lol
Um....isn't there a movie scene that teaches us not to spend too much time at a rest stop....let alone sleep?
You have renewed my faith in men....I thought men would eat anything!
Poor Ruby.
I'm in agreement with another reader.....Pkondz perfection
There is talk of building those in So. Cal. If they work, I am all for it.
not nice.
Beautiful exterior
Pops in one or more gift shops
Tim Hortons
Faith in humanity....found (even I surprised myself with this answer)....wishful thinking for you.
Tough choice. I would have to say a build my own itinerary for a world tour. I may have to take breaks to connect back to home. Love getting to a destination and exploring by car...and also enjoy some relaxation time. Europe, Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, North America. Some locations I've been to before, but would love to go back.
I thought he was a martian not an animal
Well, thank goodness you got dressed!
My guess is Spies like us. Pkondz likes giving out bonus points....hope the guess is right.
Glad to see an update!
I think "Flying scullery Wenches" is the best name for those chandeliers
Sorry they didn't have the iPod. Awesome that you made it there and back so quick.
Beautiful room!
Questions, next round:
1. What does Ruby do that makes her happy?
(She's done this before on our trips.)------------------Shopping
2. Which common fast food place
do I go to, to get breakfast?----------------McDonalds
3. iPod. Found? Or lost forever?---------------Found
4. Where do you want to travel to?
(Money is no object. But must be on Earth.)---Disney of course but that's too obvious, however I would like to someday go to all the other Disney Parks around the world (Paris, Shanghai, Tokyo, Hong Kong)
That was a cool bridge for the animals to cross over, fun to see Marvin trying to cross too