Canadian Buffoon's Hi Low Vacation - South Central Musings

[Captain_Oblivious]

That's so weird!
Because when I re-tabulated
you came out in the red.

When Global Warming really hits,
you'll be begging to come up here!

Global warming was awesome for our winter. I made sure to go outside and spray aerosol cans in the air every night to keep it going.

Tough one, right?!

Yep. Both photos were great.

Thanks!
It took a lot of time putting
that diorama together.

You can't really see the balsa wood.

Six Million doesn't buy what it used to.
They make more of a grinding,
screeching kind of noise.

I get complaints.

Take the parking boot off.

Me neither....
But it was that or starve.

Starving might have been
the better option.

Starving is never a better option. Unless brussel sprouts are involved:

I wouldn't know.
I have never, nor will I ever,
have those.... things in my home.

Good man.

Me too.

Although I almost got "waterfalled" out
in Hawaii.

I remember my guidebook warning me about that. Waterfall Fatigue, they called it. Oh, look--(Yawn)--another one.

Banff!!!

See! It's fun!

 

[pkondz]

Okay people. I'm beat. I have shout outs.
They can wait.
But there's a chance....

Slim, but it's there...

That I'll have an update for you soon.
As in maybe even tomorrow evening.

One never knows.
Getcher guesses in if you haven't.

 

[pkondz]

Your a good man. I would have said

What?
Then I'm stuck with all this crap...

er.... fabulous contest merchandise
that I purchased.

Isn't the point of vacation to get AWAY from the cold?!

We did.
But we're Canadians.
It seeks us out.

Ambiance!

No ambulance needed.
It's just wood.


Oh! Ambiance.
Nevermind.

That's why we go to Universal.

So there's a reason!

Holy dad joke!

Point of order.
If you are going to start
a sentence with the word "Holy",
you have to finish it with "Batman".

It's a rule.

"Holy dad joke, Batman!"
would be correct.

Gorgeous!!

I know, right?

I like the first one best.

I think... think
you're in the majority.

Awe, you guys are cute.

Those trails will definitely play tricks on ya!

Stupid gravity.

Huffing it up hill you probably looked like a man on a mission. Therefore, probably looked like you knew what you were doing lol

Huh. You could be right.
Never thought of that.
"There's someone who obviously
knows where he's going."

Unreal. Your landscape pics are phenomenal!

Thanks!

Glad to see you're among
the elite pie lovers.

Ruby, apparently.

She is not among the elite.

1. 6:30am

2. 10:15am

3. Scones.

4. Stopped at Crowfoot Glacier

5.4pm

6. Righty tighty

Noted.

Did you see it? Yes! Even little martians need to eat!

Gotta have pie.

 

[pkondz]

It did make my eye twitch a little.

Mission accomplished!

There actually is some irony in that sentence -- although, I'm not entirely certain if it was intentional.
Using the correct form of "too" at the end actually does make it somewhat ironic...dontcha think?

Like rain on your wedding day.

Actually... it's a typo!
I typed it correctly!

 

[pkondz]

That's me. Sucking the fun out of everything!

Nah. I read your TRs..

So you know I am technically considered morbidly obese by medical experts. Oh wait! I just checked a BMI chart, since I lost 35 pounds I'm only obese now, not morbidly so! Woot! Woot!

You lost 35lbs!
Way to go! That's awesome!


(Although.... pretty sure I knew that already.)

Well all I could come up with was revealing, but then I didn't go down the whole charged path....

You were supposed to say you didn't "charge down the path"

<groan>

Face it. I'm just not as witty as you.

I keep telling you.
I'm only half as witty
as you think I am.

I can't keep up.

Trade in your scooter
for a Harley.

I tried. Thesaurus.com and all.... perhaps it's just too early. I'm trying to get my second cup of coffee.

Ah. Well...
come back after that second cup
and we'll chat.

You never were on the hook!

But am I off the chain?

I'm sure they would a riveting read!

I'm sure too.

Lack of opportunities. . I better get over there and move that sucker ahead. I've got all afternoon in a vacant apartment to kill.

Why?

I can't believe you went there.

Really?
You can't?
I can juggle several
balls in the air at once,
you know.

But now I have to ask. What are windpants? . I'm too tired to Google. Remember working on 2nd cup of coffee (at a restaurant, not my own, I only need one of my own)

They're pants you'd put over
your regular pants
and they block the wind.
I normally wear jeans.
Wind goes through them.
Put wind pants over top
and problem solved.
Similar to these:

And the coffee at the restaurant
doesn't have the power of what
you make at ohm?


(okay. sorry. last one.)

You just wanted to talk about you're nuts.

I am. Of course.
You only realized that now???

And you thought the other stuff wasn't obvious?

Sooooo many thoughts, so easy to get banned!

Because I wrote Baaa?

I'm not from New Zealand.
(Where the men are men
and the sheep are scared.)

So above I alluded to the fact that we went out for breakfast. The place we went was Polly's Pies, and when we pulled up they had big signs in the windows saying that it was now Strawberry season. So as I packed up Fran's leftovers she went up to the counter to pay the check and what should I see them gathering for her and placing in a sack.



I thought of you and our discussions here about pie.

mmm.... that looks yummy!

Want.

 

[pkondz]

Global warming was awesome for our winter. I made sure to go outside and spray aerosol cans in the air every night to keep it going.

Alright... Just clarifying.
You do know that aerosol cans
no longer have CFCs in them
and don't contribute to the
depletion of the ozone layer
anymore, right?

Yep. Both photos were great.

Not to toot my own horn,
but I liked 'em both.

You can't really see the balsa wood.

Those "pine needles"?

Green tinted spray-on hair.

Take the parking boot off.

Is that what that is?
I thought it was bling!

Starving is never a better option. Unless brussel sprouts are involved:

Starving is a much better option, then.

Good man.

No unholy orbs in this house.

I remember my guidebook warning me about that. Waterfall Fatigue, they called it. Oh, look--(Yawn)--another one.

It actually said that...
in a guidebook???

"101 Reasons to not Visit Hawaii"

See! It's fun!

 

[mustinjourney]

They're pants you'd put over
your regular pants
and they block the wind.
I normally wear jeans.
Wind goes through them.
Put wind pants over top
and problem solved.
Similar to these:

I call them the "swish-swish" pants. You can hear someone walking a mile away with those things. Certainly not good if you want to try and sneak up on someone.

 

[mustinjourney]

Mission accomplished!



Like rain on your wedding day.

Actually... it's a typo!
I typed it correctly!

I had a feeling it was a typo. See, you couldn't even screw it up on purpose!

 

[pkondz]

Final warning!
Next update posted later tonight.
Guesses in or not.

 

[pkondz]

I call them the "swish-swish" pants. You can hear someone walking a mile away with those things. Certainly not good if you want to try and sneak up on someone.

It's to alert the polar bears
that dinner is on its way.

I had a feeling it was a typo. See, you couldn't even screw it up on purpose!

I no!

 

[Kiotzu]

Okay, I have returned from the dead and caught up on your most recent tr..hooray for me

 

[franandaj]

You were supposed to say you didn't "charge down the path"

See I'm not nearly as witty as you!

I keep telling you.
I'm only half as witty
as you think I am.

See above comment.

Trade in your scooter
for a Harley.

Nope, I ride on the back. I'm not driving one of those!

Ah. Well...
come back after that second cup
and we'll chat.

Today I made my own coffee at home, so I'm much more alert!

But am I off the chain?

I found some handcuffs yesterday while cleaning out the old house, you could be on those.....

Really?
You can't?
I can juggle several
balls in the air at once,
you know.

Whose?

They're pants you'd put over
your regular pants
and they block the wind.
I normally wear jeans.
Wind goes through them.
Put wind pants over top
and problem solved.

Huh. All these things I'm learning about cold weather.

And the coffee at the restaurant
doesn't have the power of what
you make at ohm?


(okay. sorry. last one.)

The only place that lives up to mine is Starbucks. Even on the ship I get a double Americano.

I am. Of course.
You only realized that now???

Well no. I've known all along.

Because I wrote Baaa?

I'm not from New Zealand.
(Where the men are men
and the sheep are scared.)

Actually it was what all played out in my mind. The conductor of our band is one sick puppy, he makes a sound like a little lamb, and then akin to your little ditty above my mind plummeted from there.

Although I never heard it as New Zealand. I thought it was Arkansas or Alabama!

mmm.... that looks yummy!

Want.

I think that will be lunch today.

 

[pkondz]

Slight reprieve for stragglers.
Ran out of time tonight.

But... will be posted early tomorrow.

 

[franandaj]

And here I was waiting with baited breath!

 

[mustinjourney]

I stayed up for nothing?

Insert sad face.

 

[pkondz]

Okay, I have returned from the dead and caught up on your most recent tr..hooray for me

Holy smokes! to the TR!

You've only been gone for almost a year!
How've you been???

Still out on the West Coast?

 

[pkondz]

See I'm not nearly as witty as you!

Probably twice as witty.

Nope, I ride on the back. I'm not driving one of those!

Today I made my own coffee at home, so I'm much more alert!

That was yesterday...

I found some handcuffs yesterday while cleaning out the old house, you could be on those.....

Eep!

Wait...


You found handcuffs in your old house?

Alison.... I never knew you and Fran...


<high five>

Whose?

Jugglers like to remain
anonymous.

Huh. All these things I'm learning about cold weather.

Like why cold weather mitts
(yes... there are degrees of mitts)
have fur... on the outside of the
back of the hand?

The only place that lives up to mine is Starbucks

Really!
I always thought of their coffee
as being fairly weak.
Not that I would know, of course.

Actually it was what all played out in my mind. The conductor of our band is one sick puppy, he makes a sound like a little lamb, and then akin to your little ditty above my mind plummeted from there.

You have so many things
to tell me when I visit...

Although I never heard it as New Zealand. I thought it was Arkansas or Alabama!

That's pigs, isn't it?

I think that will be lunch today.

Want, more.

 

[pkondz]

And here I was waiting with baited breath!

I stayed up for nothing?

Insert sad face.

Sorry!
Gimme a few minutes
just to make sure
there's no obvious typos...


I said "obvious"...

 

[pkondz]

Even found a couple...

So good thing I checked.

Wouldn't want an grammar Nazis
to come after me.

Not that we have any of those here.

 

[pkondz]

And now,
for your edification
and stupefaction...