Canadian Buffoon's Exhausted Vacation - Update 09/01 - New TR link!

I do know he was arrested.
What happened after that... :confused3
Many words come to mind, but probably the only one I can say here is IDIOT

It was Elle.

Definitely evil.
Now I know you're lying. I've met her.

Sounds awesome.
But...
1. I don't have the right cookware.

2. Kay wouldn't like it at all. She hates almost all fruit
Dutch ovens aren't that expensive.
Okay, wait! She'll eat celery (blech), but not fruit? You trained her right with trip planning, but you have failed your padawan in this area.

You measured???
Just a rough estimate from looking at the impressive (ahem) falls photo.
 
Many words come to mind, but probably the only one I can say here is IDIOT
He had done some "flying"
on MS Flight Simulator.
They figured out something was
wrong when he stated that he
couldn't land at the airport
he took off because the runway
was too short.
(3,000')
So they directed him to nearby

Winnipeg where he landed.
Dutch ovens aren't that expensive.
True.
But I don't happen to have
one right now.

Then again, I'd get a
Le Creuset and they're
over $200.

Okay, wait! She'll eat celery (blech), but not fruit? You trained her right with trip planning, but you have failed your padawan in this area.
She loves vegetables
but hates fruit.

I think she's an alien in disguise.
Just a rough estimate from looking at the impressive (ahem) falls photo.
Hey! The water was cold, okay?

I'll see if I can do better, next update.
 
And for the first time in a very
long while, I was going to be flying.

Wait...what? What is this "flying" you speak of? *searches recesses of memory bank...* ...does not compute.

...Yeah. It's been a while for me.

Use the self-serve kiosk to print off
a baggage tag…


Use the self-serve to print off…

Use the self…

Why isn’t this thing working?

The device, just prior to printing
my boarding pass, froze up and rebooted.

Oh man! Good thing you gave yourself some extra time!

Of course, flying in Canada
does have its differences.

IMG_4704.jpg

hehehe

Instead, I headed over to Lynn Canyon
where for free I got to cross a slightly
more modest (150’) suspension bridge
as well as hike some far less crowded trails.

Nice! It looks beautiful! A good reminder to me to get out into nature a reset this week. There's a beautiful park here in Truro, NS, though nothing like the ones you visited in BC, I'm sure!

At roughly the half-way point,
I encountered a mass of cyclists
and pedestrians who were turning around.
(I later learned that perhaps someone had
fallen ill, been injured, or died on the path.)

Oh dear! That's unfortunate! Your ride, otherwise, seemed lovely. :)
 


Wait...what? What is this "flying" you speak of? *searches recesses of memory bank...* ...does not compute.

...Yeah. It's been a while for me.
Been wayyyyy too long.
Plus can't really fly anywhere else.
(i.e. outside Canada.)
Oh man! Good thing you gave yourself some extra time!
I did it for one reason,
but used it for another.
So... win??
Nice! It looks beautiful! A good reminder to me to get out into nature a reset this week. There's a beautiful park here in Truro, NS, though nothing like the ones you visited in BC, I'm sure!
I've driven through Truro
a couple of times,
but... that was it.

(Enroute Halifax - Advocate Harbour.)
Oh dear! That's unfortunate! Your ride, otherwise, seemed lovely. :)
I saw the main highlights I think.
Plus... ice cream.
So that's a plus.
 
I've driven through Truro
a couple of times,
but... that was it.

(Enroute Halifax - Advocate Harbour.)

It really is more of a "passing through" kinda place than a "staying" place. The sign when you arrive says it's the "Hub of Nova Scotia," but it's really just because it's kind of central to travelling anywhere in Nova Scotia or into New Brunswick. People just kinda drive through on the way to pretty much anywhere. That said, there are a few lovely little gems hidden within the "blah" that is most of Truro, (Victoria Park being one of them,) so if you ever find yourself back in the area and want to spend a day I'd be happy to make recommendations now that we've lived here and fraternized among the locals. :)

Plus... ice cream.
So that's a plus.

Always.
 


It really is more of a "passing through" kinda place than a "staying" place. The sign when you arrive says it's the "Hub of Nova Scotia," but it's really just because it's kind of central to travelling anywhere in Nova Scotia or into New Brunswick.
:laughing:
So literally accurate.
People just kinda drive through on the way to pretty much anywhere. That said, there are a few lovely little gems hidden within the "blah" that is most of Truro, (Victoria Park being one of them,) so if you ever find yourself back in the area and want to spend a day I'd be happy to make recommendations now that we've lived here and fraternized among the locals. :)
Okay!
Maybe some day I can take
you up on that. :)
Ice cream... in my experience,
is never bad.
Some are better than others.
 
Finally catching up here! Sorry for the long delay.

My DDs are certainly growing up.
When I first wrote a TR here,
back in 2012…

2012!!?!?!?!!?

Sorry. Mind blown here.
Where did nine years disappear to??

Pretty crazy. Once in a while I look at the list of TR's I've written and I think, "Wow, that was a lot of work. How did I ever find the time to do that?"

It’s always refreshing when you
can spend a little time alone with
your kid and not want to
murder them in their sleep.

Whoopsie! Did I say that out loud?
Sorry. That’s breaking the parent code.
Don’t tell me you haven’t thought it,
at least in passing, at least once.

I'll never tell. At least, not while they're still in the house.

(And what's a hot dog without
some home-made potato salad???)

A hot dog.

Is a camping trip really a camping trip
If there’s a fire, but there’s no S’mores?????

Pretty sure that's against the law.

Sorry. The last 18 months have been… un-fun.

Understatement is a gift.

By noon, the rain had stopped and we were able
to put the kayak in the water.

We put ourselves in the kayak, too.
Otherwise, it just floats away and
you lose your deposit.

Pretty quick thinking there! Nice work.

Don’t get me wrong, it was fun
and it was relaxing.
But it was long.
Three hours sitting with your butt
in the water… was more than enough.

I'm sure. I would probably bake until the sunburn took over.

Who’s thinking of wrinkled prune butts???
Anyone?
If you weren’t, you are now.

You’re welcome.

And thanks for that.

This wasn’t a domesticated deer, but a wild animal.
Even though it might be used to people,
I was pretty surprised when it let Kay pet it.

Wow! That's shocking. Glad she wasn't hurt!

At first, I thought it might be some dried seaweed.
Kay went to poke it with a stick.
She reached forward and I said,
“It’s a…”
<POKE!>
“…wasp nest.”

Oops!

D'oh! And again...I'm glad no one was hurt!

For this portion of the summertime
update, it will be myself, Kay,
and my oldest DD, Elle.
And instead of tent camping,
we were renting a cabin.

Glamorous!

We rented a cabin that had a hot tub.
I bought Elle a toy fishing pole
that had a magnet in lieu of a hook,
and it came complete with plastic
fish with metal tabs.
She spent a lot of time in that tub.
Too much.
We pulled her out and she was happy…
And beet red.

When the kid is happy and entertaining herself...it's so hard to put an end to that!

The shop keeper stared at me
for a minute and said,
“Maybe a month? Or… a week?
A few days for sure….”
She thought for another couple seconds,
“I don’t know! They're never around
long enough for me to know!”

:rotfl2:Just don't get the ones that are discounted for quick sale.

We arrived in the park in the afternoon
and, without much trouble, soon
found our accommodations for
the next couple of nights.

Looks like a cozy spot.

Well… I guess maybe I was too impatient.
1. I didn’t wait for the stone to get really hot.
Mistake number one.
2. I added the wood chips way too soon.
The pizza was cooked, but… the crust
could’ve been crisper and… it was way

too smoky! Kay said it was like she was
eating nothing but smoke.

Ew. Sorry it was a dud.


I've never seen a vehicle that looked like that. It's kinda cool.

(sorry. too stupid to take a photo of the desks. :sad2:)

:rotfl2:

There were plenty of patrons…
but only 3 servers.
I could tell they were being
run off their feet.
It took a while to get service
and even longer to get our food.
I didn’t complain.

Yeah...I've been trying to be a generous tipper at restaurants through this whole mess.

And for the first time in a very
long while, I was going to be flying.

It felt great to be back at an airport.

I know what you mean! We were so excited when we left for Alaska.

I moved to another unit.
Select airline, scan boarding pass,
answer the “are you a terrorist?” questions,
print baggage tag…
“Unable to complete request.
Please see an agent at customer service
for assistance.”

Ugh. I had a lot of trouble with these kiosks on the last trip. Such a pain.

(You just know anyone named "Orville"
has gotta be a whiner, right?)

Never thought about it, but it makes sense.

I’m sure you know the drill.
Dump your carry-on on the belt.
Remove your own belt and anything
Else that’s metal or has metal in it.
Pray your pants don’t fall down.
Shuffle through the detector,
praying all the while that you
haven’t forgotten anything metallic
on your person.
Stand with arms raised in the
device whose sole purpose
is to let hidden agents snicker
at your virtually nude body
as your pants inexorably begin
their descent to your ankles.
Hold onto your pants while
you wait for your belt to show up.
Look on with dismay as your
carry-on is once again, selected
for “random” screening.

Yep...every single time!


This seems to require a lot of familiarity with polar bears.


Gorgeous!

They’re all done with the phone,
and not the good camera.

As I learned, sometimes the phone is better!

Capilano suspension bridge
is one of the longest in the
world at 460’ long.
It’s a very popular tourist attraction
that brings over a million visitors/year.

And at $60 for a ticket (combined with
the fact I’d been there before)
I figured there was no way in heck
that I was going to do that again.

Is it worth doing once? I had looked at this when we were originally supposed to cruise out of Vancouver.


Beautiful!

Ah well, it's just so much hot air, after all.

I see what you did there.

For nearby was Vancouver’s famous
Stanley Park.
This park is listed by many respected
travel guides as one of the best city
parks in the world.
No less than Condé Nast, Far and Wide,
Travel & Leisure, Fodors, and a multitude
of others all proclaim Stanley Park
to be one of the world’s best.

I was looking into visiting here, too!

“Girl in a Wetsuit” is a bronze
sculpture that was created in 1972.
It is certainly evocative of Copenhagen’s
famous “Little Mermaid” statue,
but the author claims that the idea,
being a girl in a wetsuit, with flippers
and a mask, was “a new idea.”

:rolleyes1

I arrived safely, if a bit winded, at the top.

And I was glad I did.
Stanley Park’s only ice cream shop was there!

:woohoo:Love to see a payoff at the end!
 
Finally catching up here! Sorry for the long delay.
Saw you were desperatly
trying to catch up everywhere. :)

Pretty crazy. Once in a while I look at the list of TR's I've written and I think, "Wow, that was a lot of work. How did I ever find the time to do that?"
It's enough to fill a book, surely?

Sorry. Didn't mean to call you that.

I'll never tell. At least, not while they're still in the house.
:rolleyes:
A hot dog.
Yeah, but... I mean, it...
Uh...

Well...

Yes.
Pretty sure that's against the law.
It has to be!
Pretty quick thinking there! Nice work.
I ain't no average, everyday paddler, mister.
I know I gotta be in the boat too!

I'm sure. I would probably bake until the sunburn took over.
Some sunscreen may have been applied.
Both prior and during.
Wow! That's shocking. Glad she wasn't hurt!
It was touch and go there for a while
as the deer gently stood very still
while she petted it.

But you could feel the tension in her
like a coiled spring, ready to lie down.

D'oh! And again...I'm glad no one was hurt!
This time... so was I!
Glamorous!
Camping vs Glamping.
I try to cover all the bases
for my readers.
When the kid is happy and entertaining herself...it's so hard to put an end to that!
Very!
:rotfl2:Just don't get the ones that are discounted for quick sale.
"Which ones are discounted?"
"The ones with all the flies!"

Looks like a cozy spot.
Wasn't bad. :)
Ew. Sorry it was a dud.
Soooo disappointing. :sad2:
I've never seen a vehicle that looked like that. It's kinda cool.
Really? Never?
Huh!
Bit surprised by that.
Yeah...I've been trying to be a generous tipper at restaurants through this whole mess.
::yes::
I know what you mean! We were so excited when we left for Alaska.
I bet!
Ugh. I had a lot of trouble with these kiosks on the last trip. Such a pain.
Really?
It was the first time I ever did.

Never thought about it, but it makes sense.
Know any Orvilles now?

There ya go.
This seems to require a lot of familiarity with polar bears.
Don't get ahead of me.
That's in 2 updates.

As I learned, sometimes the phone is better!
Sometimes. :)
Is it worth doing once? I had looked at this when we were originally supposed to cruise out of Vancouver.
I'd say... yes it is. :)
I was looking into visiting here, too!
Definitely worth a look. ::yes::
:woohoo:Love to see a payoff at the end!
::yes::
 
Hey. You. Yeah, you
Stand still Laddy.

I’m going to say a dirty four-letter word.
Don't you do it...don't say it.

No, not ‘work’, although that’s bad enough.
Man, you said it. You're saying there's a worse one?

ARGGGGGGGHHHHHH!! Yes, that's worse.

I'm going to report you to the dis for excessive profanity use.
Sn*w and c*ld in the same post :sad2:

Some of you
(and by some, I mean @franandaj)
have asked me to talk about
what it’s like to live in a cold climate.
Thanks a lot @franandaj.
Ruined it for all of us

and I did used to ski to work
You, sir, need help.

Although there are blips. 42C/108F in 1936.
Blips there too, of course. 48C/118F with the
You're playing old video games? Lots of blips.

Heck, you may live in a hot box.
Some have called it that, yes.

But if it’s too cold, you can always put more clothes on.”
Not true

Well… yes.
No. If you are working outside on something, that requires any semblance of dexterity, you cannot take off your gloves to do so without the real risk of frostbite.

But until you’ve really been cold,
you have no idea how much it hurts.
I know, which is why I avoid it as much as I can now. Had frostbite on my hands when I was stationed at the Pentagon and also insanely cold in Korea.

And yet… no one ever had frostbite or suffered
permanent damage.
Fortunate.

It's not unusual to see a flag planted
on top of them.
Although that's frowned
upon by the powers as it's a bit dangerous
Interesting.
Not sure I understand how that's dangerous

Have fun pushing your
shopping cart through the snow.
They don't make shopping sleds?

Of course, every vehicle in snow climates have snow brushes.
Grab that puppy and start sweeping.
Prefer my water in liquid form. Squeegee or wiper blades!!!!

You can’t just clean the windows, you have to brush
the entire car. If you don’t, you’ll either have snow
blowing off the hood into the windshield,
off the roof onto the rear window,
or obscuring the front or rear lights.
Or worse... blowing off your car
into someone else's car, possibly
causing an accident.

snow_accident.gif
I would've been pissed. I've been behind people who didn't brush their cars and cant see because of the cloud of snow. Taking out a windshield is particularly un-Canadian of them.

Interesting factoid...in Alaska, it's so cold at times, the exhaust of the car in front of you turns to ice crystals and you can hear(and see) them pinging on your windshield.

Not many people have jumper cables, though.
But I always have some in the trunk.
And yes, I use them a few times every year.
Usually for others, but for myself on occasion too.
I would think it would be an absolutely necessary for all cars.

There's tobogganing, hockey, snowmobiling...
A favourite pastime is skating on the river.
No, no, and I would think that would be the preferred mode of transport.
And no

No… wait… not yet. My car’s cooled down too much.
My windows are covered in an impenetrable layer
of hard frost/ice.
Yay!

No yay!

You can prevent this by not breathing
and not having a warm body temperature.
Well, you should cease and desist that then.
 
Thanks a lot @franandaj.
Ruined it for all of us

Well having moved from Boston at the age if 5, my only memory of snow was after I got out of the car with my new balloon that the shoe store gave me (when I got new shoes) it hot the snow bank next to the driveway (which was as tall as I was) and burst. I cried.

So I was curious.

If you are working outside on something, that requires any semblance of dexterity, you cannot take off your gloves to do so without the real risk of frostbite.

This is quite foreign to me as I rarely even wear a jacket in my area of the country.

Interesting factoid...in Alaska, it's so cold at times, the exhaust of the car in front of you turns to ice crystals and you can hear(and see) them pinging on your windshield

You see this would never happen where I live. What is common is for the rain in the sky to evaporate before it even hits the ground.
 
Oh yes!
I still have my skis and boots.
Just a matter of finding the time.

And that is in short supply.
What is this time you speak of?

Maybe someone from the south can fill us in on things we may not know about living somewhere that is hot all the time!!
Part of why I wanted to move to FL. Only time it gets so hot it's hard to handle is when standing where there's a lot of concrete (ahem Disney parks) or asphault (i.e. the runway/ramp at Sun & Fun).

Water. Whether it be from a hose, in a pool, the ocean or just a cold shower after working in the yard.

Oh yeah, A/C.

For me personally, the heat rarely bothers me. It does get cold in the winter, but perspective....cold here is nothing like what y'all see. For me, below 70 is chilly. Below 60 is cold. Below 40 is oh my gosh, don't want to go outside. On my motorcycle, below 50 is I really really need a truck. Fortunately, was just able to get one, so now that we're entering into the colder season, I'm really happy.

Other than that, light colored clothes, hats and shorts. Oh yeah, sun screen.

One of the reasons I really like living here. Only thing I have to consider when leaving the house most times is shorta or jeans, flip flops or sneakers, tshirt or sweatshirt. Rain jacket or if it's cold, more sweatshirts. I do have a leather coat for over several layers of sweatshirts when it gets really cold(for here).



Here's one that Fran just taught me. When you get in your car and it's blazing hot, open the passenger's window and slam the driver's door three times. That will push the hot air out the window of the passenger and help the AC cool down the car faster.
Never heard of that. Hafta try.
 
Stand still Laddy.
Gosh and begorrah!
I'm going to report you to the dis for excessive profanity use.
Sn*w and c*ld in the same post :sad2:
:laughing: Sorry!
Thanks a lot @franandaj.
Ruined it for all of us
And there's more to come!
You, sir, need help.
This is not really up for debate, you know.
You're playing old video games? Lots of blips.
Pong is life.
610667

No. True.
Exhibit number one
610668

No. If you are working outside on something, that requires any semblance of dexterity, you cannot take off your gloves to do so without the real risk of frostbite.
Okay, this is absolutely correct.
And painful.
Think... metal wrenches.
I know, which is why I avoid it as much as I can now. Had frostbite on my hands when I was stationed at the Pentagon and also insanely cold in Korea.
Know that about you.
Didn't sound fun.
At least you have your digits.

I knew a guy who... did not.
Interesting.
Not sure I understand how that's dangerous
I'm not 100% sure which
danger they're referring to.
The chance of loose snow
sliding and you getting buried,
or large equipment working
in the area and...

you getting buried.
They don't make shopping sleds?
I was going to say "No", but...
I guess in a sense they do.
I mean... people go to the store
(farther north, not in Winnipeg)

using snowmobiles and sleds, so...
I would've been pissed. I've been behind people who didn't brush their cars and cant see because of the cloud of snow. Taking out a windshield is particularly un-Canadian of them.
So stupid.
Just think a little bit.

Interesting factoid...in Alaska, it's so cold at times, the exhaust of the car in front of you turns to ice crystals and you can hear(and see) them pinging on your windshield.
Hmmm...
I've certainly been in those
same temps and don't recall
that happening.
Don't doubt it could.

Just never seen/heard it.
I would think it would be an absolutely necessary for all cars.
Nah.
Someone else can always
rescue you, right?

:rolleyes1
Well, you should cease and desist that then.
Hey!

:laughing:
 
Well having moved from Boston at the age if 5, my only memory of snow was after I got out of the car with my new balloon that the shoe store gave me (when I got new shoes) it hot the snow bank next to the driveway (which was as tall as I was) and burst. I cried.
Awww... poor little Alison.
What is this time you speak of?
Yeah... :sad2:
 

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