And Luna again
because you can never have enough puppy pics.
It's the law.*
*Schmidt and Anderson vs Schnauzer 1942**
So fluffy


I'm a sucker for fur and fluff. It's a good thing I love Belle so much despite her short hair.
Keep calm... do not run screaming.
Think... You know what? Don't think.
Lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaa.....
See, I can't not think in the ocean. So I just don't go in past my toes.
Now we can buy.... nothing.
You can't get much for $2.08.
You can get a gallon of gas by my house!
And hopefully they won't notice
the severed head I left in there.
Just seeing if you were paying attention.
I didn't really leave a severed head in it.
You jest, and yet a couple of weeks ago there was a news story from an eastern NC town where a woman bought a freezer from a yard sale and got it home to discover a dead body.
WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE UP YOUR DARNED
MIND BEFORE YOU GET TO THE WINDOW!?!?!?!?!?
(And for the rest of you.... you're welcome.)
Yes. Preach. My biggest pet peeve when I worked at Dunkin Donuts was people who went through the drive thru and wanted to ask me about the menu. That's not what the drive thru is for, it's for people who know what they want and want it quickly.
Okay. Show of hands.
How many of you have made
lemonade from scratch?
Not enough and you have a sour mix
that isn't fit to drink.
Heh...so this past weekend I made a pink lemonade cake. Basically you just add pink lemonade powder to boxed white cake mix. I
might have gotten a little over zealous. But the good news is my in-laws will eat anything if I call it cake, so...it didn't go to waste
$10 for four people isn't much.
That's what... about $5 a person?
You do math like me.
They tried the doors a few times before...
...walking over to the only other car in the lot.
Another blue Mustang.
That one worked.
This happened to me once! But seriously, what were the odds of finding another white 1992 Camry? Except my car wasn't actually in the parking lot. It had been towed, because we had permit parking and I was in the wrong lot and had forgotten to move it back to the proper lot. Not my finest day.
So just for fun, I'd drive 60 or so,
brake hard, zip around the hairpin
and repeat.
I would do this. My friend and I rented a Mustang convertible to go the beach for a weekend. I started deliberately catching red lights just for the fun of accelerating when it turned green.
Say "I'm not quite dead yet." for bonus points.
(And to let me know that you're still alive.)
I'm not quite dead yet. Almost. But not quite.
Kind of like Josef Newgarden after his crash yesterday.....
Some women use the Men's room
because they identify with waiting
in a shorter line.
So...the one time I tried to do this, I was in Europe with a bunch of other travel agents. There was only one stall, and 5 of us needed to go, so one of us decided to use the men's instead. They opened the door.....and there was no toilet. Just a slightly sloping square that led to a hole.
We elected to wait for the women's room.
Where I had to shovel the driveway
before I was able to park the car.
<sigh> Welcome home indeed.
And this is why I live in the southern US
1. We were supposed to arrive in Vancouver
at 7:18am. What time did we arrive?
7:50am
2. Did we leave Vancouver on time?
yes
So how do you tell me what you saw?
PM me.
It's the only way.
I will.....as soon as I can get on my tablet and actually see the pictures. Work runs IE, and some pictures on the Dis load and others don't. Today is a don't.
(And possibly a few chocolate bars if you're good.)
Can I have one anyway? You can't deny a girl chocolate!
**I made that up. How long did you spend
Googling that???? Bonus points if you tell me.
More Bonus points if you tell me if you knew
what this is about, without going back to look.
I didn't Google at all. Had a strong enough suspicion it was a Dad joke. And yes, I know what it's about, because a)it was related to dogs and b)I used to always forget where footnotes were reading reference stuff in school so now I always make doubley sure to remember