Canadian Buffoon's Disney With a Teen Vacation - 08/13 - The Wrap

Well, they were deveined. The peeled part? Not so much.
After our false start, however, we were quickly gorging
on shrimp, rice and salad.

That's kinda weird lol. I would have expected peeled too when they were cooked and seasoned like that lol...but they did look delish!

To make up for the bed shortage,
we'd brought along an inflatable mattress.

This made me laugh because we used to do that when our kids were little and we'd also bring a tent...so they almost had their own room within a hotel room lol
 
Well, I have a little time between turkey preparation and guest arrival...

This is possible???? I never have time like that!!

so where else would I be 2 sleeps before airport day?

I see you at a club, on the dance floor, going crazy.

(Well, 1 sleep for me, really, I doubt I'll get to sleep knowing I have to get up at 2:30 am...)

I get that.
Unfortunately.


Never even crossed my mind.


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Oh, you're a naughty girl.

That VIP package is awesome!

::yes::
When I booked it, I saw that there was no one beside us.
Kept my fingers crossed that it would stay that way.


I'm always like that in airports! And on my way to airports!

:laughing:

Looks yummy. But please tell me that Ruby had more than a donut?!?

Nope. She didn't.
I don't know if she wasn't hungry, or what.
But by the time we ate in the evening,
she was pretty hungry.


With time change, I'm going to guess you slept in until 5:45...

Hawaiian French toast - and spam...

Like a spring chicken!

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Hi Waldo!

Chocolate covered Macadamia nuts (mmmmmmm)

Noted.... Spring chicken!
(Sounds like a dish from a Chinese restaurant.)
 
That's kinda weird lol. I would have expected peeled too when they were cooked and seasoned like that lol...but they did look delish!

Especially since the last time we ate shrimp from a food truck
in Hawaii, they were peeled.


This made me laugh because we used to do that when our kids were little and we'd also bring a tent...so they almost had their own room within a hotel room lol

We did too!
When we drove to WDW when the DDs were 4 and 8,
Kay slept in her princess pup tent in the middle of the room.
 
Just saying Hi & Happy Easter!
Hope you got to enjoy the day. We had a nice time, meal at my parents and stop by to visit MIL in afternoon. Next year we switch the meal/afternoon visit place. It was different since my son wasn't with us, he had to work. Welcome to real world stuff. Daughter came home from college, so instead her boyfriend joined us and got to meet some family members for the first time.
Been fighting a spring cold. Going from sore throat, stuffed/running nose, and now losing my voice. Hopefully this is the last of it since I'll be working 9 hours on 4 out of the 6 days this week.
Saw you did update!! Will go back to last comments and end my night reading you post : )
But.... I do believe I neglected this (now belated)

:bday:
Thanks! I really enjoyed the day with family at the local bar. My son came to town for the weekend, he turned 21 in December so could join us. Thank goodness husband was driving, I was feeling no pain. This is a small friendly bar who also gave me a very generous shot for my birthday. Do you know how long since I've had a shot? Well, it been a long time
Except I'd hate to be there when you drop the bees
and the package splits open.
Funny, we just talked about it the other day. They need to be shipped with a queen bee who is contained/attached to package. That way if anything happens they will stay with her.

Got to go and spend my night with my Canadian guy!
 

Just saying Hi & Happy Easter!

Happy Easter to you too!

Hope you got to enjoy the day.

It was... unplanned but good.

Had trouble falling asleep, but set the alarm for 8 so I could make bacon and eggs and pan fried spuds.
Ruby's alarm goes off at 7.
"Uh, what are you doing?" Says I.
"Going with Elle to church." Says she.
So Ruby and Elle were gone.
I wanted to go to Church with my folks,
saw Kay just before I left.

Then I had to work at 2:30
The folks are going to a brunch... near where I work.
"Want company?" I ask.
"Yes!" They say.
So 50% of the family went one way, 25% stayed home
and 25% (me) went out for brunch, then work.


We had a nice time, meal at my parents and stop by to visit MIL in afternoon.

Sounds nice.

Unless... MIL?


Next year we switch the meal/afternoon visit place.

So you've got that figured out.
That's good.
Took us a while to get holidays ironed out.


It was different since my son wasn't with us, he had to work. Welcome to real world stuff. Daughter came home from college, so instead her boyfriend joined us and got to meet some family members for the first time.

So? How's the beau?

Been fighting a spring cold. Going from sore throat, stuffed/running nose, and now losing my voice.

Sorry to hear that. Hope you bounce back quickly.
Hope you didn't catch it from reading my TR.


:rolleyes1


Hopefully this is the last of it since I'll be working 9 hours on 4 out of the 6 days this week.

You get two days off!! Nice!

Saw you did update!! Will go back to last comments and end my night reading you post : )

Have fun! It's a big one.
Two... kind of three posts, I suppose.


Thanks! I really enjoyed the day with family at the local bar. My son came to town for the weekend, he turned 21 in December so could join us. Thank goodness husband was driving, I was feeling no pain.

:laughing: Well if you can't get hammered on your own birthday...

This is a small friendly bar who also gave me a very generous shot for my birthday. Do you know how long since I've had a shot? Well, it been a long time

I have no idea when the last time I had a shot was.

Funny, we just talked about it the other day. They need to be shipped with a queen bee who is contained/attached to package. That way if anything happens they will stay with her.

Really! That's interesting. Seriously.

Got to go and spend my night with my Canadian guy!

I'll be waiting with open prose.
 
Finished reading. Will be back. Got to get to bed before alarm goes off in 4 hours

Sounds nice.

Unless... MIL?
Mother-in-Law is good. She lives alone (my husband's father passed before we met) and is less then 10 minutes from us. She's 82 and does well.
Took us a while to get holidays ironed out.
We got a routine right away that works. Switch where we have Thanksgiving and Easter meal at but stop and say hi to the other. Christmas we spend time with both. It took a few years before I found a way to remember where we were going.
Because we actually kind of go to one place for meal during the year. Should I explain?.....no?....why am I?.....guess it's one of those tangents that keep happening.
Okay: Get married in Oct 1991, first holiday meal -thanksgiving, at in-laws
now its 1992 second holiday meal -Easter, at parents
switch 1992 Thanksgiving with parent
Even though we do switch holidays, they kind of fall at the same place for the year. I finally figured that in the Odd years , we go to my odd in-laws! Just kidding, I really do like all of them
So? How's the beau?
Very nice. Polite and seems to do anything for her. He lives back here and we appreciate that most of the time when she comes home we get her at school and he drives her back on Sundays. It's a little over 2 hours so we give him gas $, but then I feel bad that he ends up driving back alone
You get two days off!! Nice!
Nope. Guess I didn't explain right. I work 6 days and I'm scheduled 4 of those to come in an hour early (be there at 3AM) for a 9 hour day. Schedule to work my day off (Friday)which is always only 8 hours (OT). Not sure what the 6th day will be till schedule is posted.
Good night
 
What's on your list!?!?!? :hyper:

Yellowstone, Niagara, Germany. Of course, some more Disney/Universal thrown in as well, along with Cedar Point. Still remember those roller coasters you described!

Lots of trips happening up and down the spine of VA to see Rob at Tech. That is a beautiful part of Virginia, I always enjoy that. All along the mountains (or what pass for mountains here in VA).

In the meantime, since no trip is in the offing in the near future, I travel vicariously through trip reports!
 
Ah. Yeah, that'd explain the reaction.
::yes:::rotfl::thumbsup2

Oh! Well, I guess I'll just have to go back now, then won't I?
::yes::

They did? How many people did they get on the raft? :laughing:
I don't believe they tried for that. however, they did fully prove that they would have both fit and in neither would have died. I actually think they even proved that Jack was still saveable when the boat came.

Same to you!

Don't let anyone steal your chocolate!!
The Easter Bunny brought the adults a basket this year. :rotfl:
 
these two kept following Ruby and me around.
How fun to bring your whole family to Maui. I think Kay may be taking a nap in this picture.

1. Rise & shine! What time am I up?

2. What weird breakfast item do I buy?
(Hint: It's been guessed before.)

3. Can I walk?

4. Did you see it? Bonus points if you did.
No? Might want to look again.

5. What local treat do we get?
1. 7:00 am
2. Spam.....:sick:
3. Yes
4. Waldo!!!!
5. Something pineapple related.
 
We hop in the car and head out.
She has no idea where we're going.
Eventually we get to our destination.
"Is this..." She says. "A casino?"
"Why, yes it is." I reply.

"Gee Dad. Don't you think you should have told me,
so I'd know to bring my I.D. along?"
:rotfl2::rotfl::lmao: Well played, Elle. Well played. :thumbsup2

Elle played and won.
I played again and lost.
Elle played again and won and then played again...
and won again.
And that's how they hook you. First Visit? Make sure to sign up for that card so we can make sure you win and want to come back! :rolleyes1

She left the table with $114.
Not bad at all.

We then went over to a blackjack table.
This is my specialty.
I plunked down $50...


and lost it all in about 15 minutes.

Disregard that whole "specialty" thing.
:rotfl2::rotfl::lmao: So your specialty is sucking at blackjack?

It cost me $100 (the $50 I gave her was hers to keep.)
but we had fun and I got to spend some time with my kid.
Not bad at all. You could spend well over that on an evening at a concert or a ball game or other forms of entertainment. That's the thing, you just have to look at the casino as an evening of entertainment rather than the place where you're going to double your paycheck.

"Drink some water?"
No... I said whiskey!

Six a.m.
The alarm warbles its merry little tune.
I hate that sound.
::yes:: Me too.

<incoherent rumblings and mumblings>
I am encouraged. They seem to be waking.
Either that or they were turned into zombies during the night.

We wound our way along the walkway until we came
to some ticket dispensing machines.
They were a little tricky to figure out at first.
Eventually, I figured out that this was a Parking ticket dispenser
and sheepishly moved on.
Well, there's your problem... :rotfl2::rotfl::lmao:

Bonus points if you can tell me what I said back to him.
Doesn't have to be exact.
You're Canadian... this is easy.

Thank you, eh!

I swipe my passport, pose for the photo and...
half my head is missing.
"Retake photo?"
Uh... yeah.
This time I notice the silhouette I'm supposed to pose in.
<Click!> Worked.
It sounds like you could have done the half head and they'd never even notice though!

I was the one with a possible deadly virus.
Let them stand!
Old habits die hard.
Yippee ki yay.
Well, if you were that sick and you sat down, you might never get up again. See, they did it for you!

I took it as a good omen that there were
Disney figurines at our gate.
::yes::

This aircraft has the "latest in entertainment" features.
Which means, you have to bring your own device.
Be it a laptop, tablet or pad.
You can rent one, but why should you have to pay
if it's better than a seatback TV?

But. Since I do happen to have an iPod,
I was okay with the set up.
The one good thing, is that every seat
has a plug so you don't run out of juice.
I do like that feature.
Nice! I always worry about making sure I've got an extra power pack or 2 with me for that very reason. Definitely nice that they give you a place to plug in, especially since that is the only form of entertainment available.

Now, let me guess... this "latest in entertainment" means they charge about $15 for wifi access too?

So I tuned out my family and they,
much to their enjoyment, tuned me out as well.
It's probably the longest they've ever spent with me
and not had to hear at least one Dad joke.
And they rejoiced!

Pretty sure @Captain_Oblivious is kicking himself
right about now.
At least, I hope he is.
If/when I meet him, I could do it for him.
:rotfl2::rotfl::lmao: If anybody should have guessed the movie, it should be him!

Inside I'm like this:
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The bags! The bags! We have to get the bags!
They'll be stolen for sure if I'm not positioned
just downstream from the barf chute
when they come out!
::yes:: Go! They can catch up later!

Actually... it was hot.
Not stupid hot like, oh... Florida in August.
But pretty hot.
In winter!
Go figure.
Well, you know, Hawaii... tropical paradise. What'd you expect? Snow?

I don't wait for busses of course,
so there was another waiting to take its place.
:sad2:

2. "Where's a good place to eat around here?"
When in doubt, ask a local. They'll know where the good stuff is.
I could see it now... traditional Hawaiian delicacies awaited.
"Well, there's a Wendy's not too far from here." He offers.
:rotfl2::rotfl::lmao:

Okay. We won't go in Costco, but we'll see where the gas station is.
And we never saw it.
But we did see this:
Who needs Costco when you can butcher a chicken for free?!

We've never had Krispy Kreme doughnuts before.
There are only six in Canada. And none near us.
:eek: I didn't realize Canada had become a third world nation!

We decided to get a half dozen...
and wound up ordering five.
I was so tired, that I couldn't even count that high.
You ate one before you got them back to the ladies, right?

Suitably sugared, we decided that some real food
was in order.
Kay didn't want to leave, though.
Krispy Kreme has Wi-Fi.
Donuts and wifi???? What else is there? This is how you vacation!!!!

We each grabbed a shrimp and popped them in our mouths.
And then spent the next few seconds pulling shells out.
We all assumed (like in Oahu) that the shrimp were
peeled and deveined.
:rotfl2::rotfl::lmao:

It's cliché, I know, but pictures really don't do it justice.
Maybe you should fly all of us there to see it in person. You know, in the spirit of accurate trip reporting.

The ticket booth was manned by a friendly, older gentleman.
"How long does it take to see the park?" I asked.
"Why?" He asked. "Do you need to be somewhere at a certain time?"
"No. Your sign says you close in an hour."
He looked at me dumfounded.
"I've been here for years and you're the first person who's ever read the sign."
"Usually." He continued. "I wind up locking the gates with people still inside."
Observing the beautiful surroundings, I replied. "Would that be so bad?"
"Well." He said. "You do see the stars, but it gets pretty chilly."
This just seems like the start of some slasher movie. :rotfl2:

History says it was used as a lookout.
I have my doubts.
Wouldn't you put a lookout on the higher hill to the right?
::yes::

Although when I saw it, I wasn't sure if the other peak was that tall or if it was just kind of a force perspective thing where it was closer but not really as tall as the needle.

I found him!!!

You know, most of the guidebooks say that Maui traffic
can be bad around rush hour.
But really... how bad could it be?
It's an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Yeah, I mean how many people could be on the island with cars?

Hey! Would you like to see pictures of the resort???
Click the link above. I didn't take any.
:rotfl2::rotfl::lmao: Yeah, I can relate.

Kay had discovered on a recent jaunt
that the sofa bed was more comfortable
for sleeping when left as a sofa.
::yes:: Makes sense. Any mattress that folds up can't be that great.

To make up for the bed shortage,
we'd brought along an inflatable mattress.
You what?? Just more crap to haul on the plane, right?

Another tangent??? :faint:

I sat at a picnic table and watched Dee work up a sweat.
Boy, that girl worked!
But eventually, oh after about 30-45 minutes, she was done.
Once she was finished, she sat down at the table, exhausted.
"Well." I said. "Guess I better inflate mine too."
"You can borrow my pump if you want." Dee offered.
"No thanks." I replied. "I'm good."
I then took out my electric pump, plugged it in
and inflated my mattress in about 20 seconds.
The look on Dee's face was priceless.
I just had an ear to ear grin on mine.
:rotfl2::rotfl::lmao: That is priceless!

There was a guy playing a guitar and singing
and he was good, too.
Bonus for Ruby and me was that we actually knew
what he was playing.
I don't know if the kids enjoyed it as much,
but they aren't paying, so too bad.
It actually sounds like a lovely evening. Sometimes when you arrive, you just really don't want to go out. When the hotel has a nice place to grab a bite and maybe be entertained... those can be some nice relaxing evenings.

I didn't take any food porn pics either.
I'm failing miserably as a TR photographer.
And... I don't care.
I was relaxing. Not cataloging.
Hey, I encourage it! You know I don't document my food either. Just enjoy the food and family.

This little guy hung around us for most of the evening.
Maybe she smelled the crab/shrimp?
You just looked like a messy eater.

I signaled our server who promptly
brought us someone else's bill.
And 3 packets of sweetener, right? :rolleyes1

I'm just not that mean.
Of course not, you're Canadian!

Hmmm... probably add in dehydration and the flight, too.
::yes:: Dehydration is usually what gets me when I get cramps in a calf.

"Room ___, right?" He said.
I don't know how he remembered our room number,
but he was right.
I was impressed.
Impressed or creeped out?

1. Rise & shine! What time am I up?
Um... let's see you went west so and early wake up there won't necessarily feel so early to you... let's go with 7:00.

2. What weird breakfast item do I buy?
(Hint: It's been guessed before.)
It seems like way too obvious of a guess, but spam.

3. Can I walk?
Yes

4. Did you see it? Bonus points if you did.
No? Might want to look again.
::yes:: I found him.

5. What local treat do we get?
POG juice.
 
Bonus points if you can tell me what I said back to him.
Doesn't have to be exact.

Thanks, but there should be another passport for us.

Oh, I watched Princess Bride on the plane.
Seen it before. But it's still fun.

I had completely forgotten there'd been a picture from that, but even if I had, I never would've guessed that you would get to see that old of a movie on an airplane! (And that's making me feel old, just thinking about that. I saw that movie in college, when it first came out!) And it's my favorite movie of all time - I even walked down the aisle to the theme music!

We've never had Krispy Kreme doughnuts before.

Poor deprived Canadians. I remember when they first opened in Chicago, and my friend from North Carolina forced everyone to go on pilgrimage to try it out. For a while, there was one not far from where I live, but it became a victim to the low carb craze.

"I've been here for years and you're the first person who's ever read the sign."

Figures!

I then took out my electric pump, plugged it in
and inflated my mattress in about 20 seconds.

Lol. We have a couple of those. I'll never do the foot pump thing! But now I'm tempted to get a twin air mattress for family travel, since my kids don't like sharing a bed. (We have double air mattresses for camping).

1. Rise & shine! What time am I up?

2. What weird breakfast item do I buy?
(Hint: It's been guessed before.)

3. Can I walk?

4. Did you see it? Bonus points if you did.
No? Might want to look again.

5. What local treat do we get?

1. 6:30
2. Spam!
3. Yes. But can you sashay?
4. I found Waldo!
5. Shaved ice - considering how much time you spent telling us how much better it is in Hawaii than at Epcot!
 
Thanks, but there should be another passport for us.

Noted.

I had completely forgotten there'd been a picture from that, but even if I had, I never would've guessed that you would get to see that old of a movie on an airplane! (And that's making me feel old, just thinking about that. I saw that movie in college, when it first came out!) And it's my favorite movie of all time - I even walked down the aisle to the theme music!

You had it at your wedding?!?!? Cool!
I was surprised to see it on the menu, too.


Poor deprived Canadians.

Oh, don't feel bad for us.
We have other things.
Like snow.
And cold.
And wind.
And cold.


I remember when they first opened in Chicago, and my friend from North Carolina forced everyone to go on pilgrimage to try it out. For a while, there was one not far from where I live, but it became a victim to the low carb craze.

Ah! So they were getting closed down in the States too, then.

Lol. We have a couple of those. I'll never do the foot pump thing! But now I'm tempted to get a twin air mattress for family travel, since my kids don't like sharing a bed. (We have double air mattresses for camping).

My TR serves as inspiration for the weirdest things...

1. 6:30
2. Spam!
3. Yes. But can you sashay?
4. I found Waldo!
5. Shaved ice - considering how much time you spent telling us how much better it is in Hawaii than at Epcot!

Noted.
 
Wait... so is it hot or cool?
You can't have both!
Hot... all the way... how about "it was awesome you got to try Krispy Kreme"?


::yes:: Just the tip of the iceberg.
Hawaii is just one breathtaking view after another.
I have a friend who lives there now. All of her photos are so beautiful! I can't wait to eventually see those views in person.

It's a big place. Just a wee bit bigger than the U.S.
just a wee bit... I have a feeling a trip to Canada is going to come WAY sooner than trip to Hawaii would lol


::yes:: It was.
I didn't mention it,
but I felt a lot better, health wise,
by the time we got there.
oh, that's good!!! Always sad when you're sick on a vacation! Glad to hear you were feeling better, health-wise, by arrival!!
 
I sat bolt up in bed,
my throat feeling as if I'd swallowed
a handful of razor blades.

That's the worst. Well, almost. It still beats a stomach virus.

Why didn't we take a cab?
A cab is only $20! (plus tip)
Four tickets at $2.75 a pop comes out to $11.
And no tip for the Skytrain.
And it's probably faster.

Hey, $9 is $9. And in Hawaii, that'll get you...uh...maybe a glass of POG juice?

I asked at the information booth and was told
it was basically in another zip code at the end of the terminal.

And you felt at home, because it was just like Orlando!

"Can I see your passports?" I'm asked.
I hand them over.
The agent pecks away at his keyboard for three days.
"Okay, you're all set." He chirps.
I don't know how he can be so happy
after not sleeping for three days.

Some people really enjoy typing.

He slaps tags on the suitcases,
slots the boarding passes into a passport,
grabs the other two passports,
hands everything to me and says "You're good to go."

Bonus points if you can tell me what I said back to him.
Doesn't have to be exact.

Thanks, but I haven't been to Taco Bell.

I swipe my passport, pose for the photo and...
half my head is missing.

You know, that explains a lot.

I said placid... not fla... oh, never mind.

:scared1:

We begin the long trek to our gate.
<trudge> <trudge> <trudge>
It was a fair distance away.
<trudge> <trudge> <trudge>
I think it was in Seattle.

Or Orlando?:confused3

In retrospect, I should've made the DDs do it.
I was the one with a possible deadly virus.
Let them stand!
Old habits die hard.
Yippee ki yay.

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.

There were displays there.
With figurines.
Lots of figurines.

Wow. You ain't kidding there.

It just sort of... happened.
First a person in a wheelchair was wheeled on board.
No announcement, they just waved him on.
Then a few more people boarded.
Finally they made an announcement that they were boarding.

Thank you for flying Passive-Aggressive Airlines. You can board. Or not. We really don't care.

So I tuned out my family and they,
much to their enjoyment, tuned me out as well.
It's probably the longest they've ever spent with me
and not had to hear at least one Dad joke.

:eek: Were they going through withdrawal by the end of the flight? Or did you get off and immediately say, "Wow, I flew all the way from Canada, and boy, are my arms tired."

It's about a girl who becomes a zombie,
but works in a morgue so she doesn't go running amok
when she gets the munchies.
The hook is that she gets some of the traits and memories
of the person who's brain she snacks on.
She solves crime.
I think it's based on a true story.

Seems legit.

Of the movies, one was Sicario.
Nominated for 3 Academy Awards
(Cinematography, Music & Sound)
Pretty intense, about the Mexican drug trade.
I'd recommend it, but it won't be what you'd expect.

I heard that one was pretty dark.

And the other movie.
You know, you people are smart.
Almost everyone guessed that I'd watch Inside Out.

Well, sure. You're on an airplane, and they mostly show recent releases. Rather than trying to get lucky on a completely random guess, which I suck at, it seemed like the best chance of being correct.

Oh, I watched Princess Bride on the plane.
Seen it before. But it's still fun.

I thought this would be an easy one since the first
picture posted after the previous update was this:

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Pretty sure @Captain_Oblivious is kicking himself
right about now.
At least, I hope he is.
If/when I meet him, I could do it for him.

If anything, I'm kicking myself for attempting to use logic. But you know I would never get a random guess right.



Oh, man. That water! Those mountains! I miss it so much.

And with that, we left the island of Maui behind us.
I may... may have wondered if the pilots had fallen asleep.
It's happened before.
(I did take a look at the approach plate later
and it does start out over the ocean. Guess they were awake.)

I loved driving in the valley and watching the planes approach. If you timed it right, they'd be right over top of you! Cool.

"I need to go to the restroom!" Kay announces.
Kay's never seen a restroom she didn't want to visit.
It's a thing with her.
At least I know that Elle won't have to go.
She can hold it like a camel can hold water.
"I'm going to go too." Elle says.

Well, they can't go by themselves, you know.

Inside I'm like this:
panic_zpsvconr9yp.gif

The bags! The bags! We have to get the bags!
They'll be stolen for sure if I'm not positioned
just downstream from the barf chute
when they come out!

Keep it together, man, keep it together!

Actually... it was hot.
Not stupid hot like, oh... Florida in August.
But pretty hot.
In winter!
Go figure.

On a tropical island? Isn't that why you went in the first place?

And why couldn't Rose make room for Jack on that door?
Man, that's cold.

And Mythbusters proved there was room...:rolleyes1

Shut up.
I loathe lippy suitcases.

You'd be grumpy too, if you had to make the trip in the baggage hold.

2. "Where's a good place to eat around here?"
When in doubt, ask a local. They'll know where the good stuff is.
I could see it now... traditional Hawaiian delicacies awaited.
"Well, there's a Wendy's not too far from here." He offers.

:rotfl2::rotfl2: I guess he missed the operative word "good" there.

Awesome.
I didn't bother to ask for directions.

Well, you are a guy.

Okay. We won't go in Costco, but we'll see where the gas station is.
And we never saw it.

Uh oh. Ever??


It's like a beacon to weary travelers.

Oh. My.
I thought I heard a chorus of Angels,
but it was just the sound of the doughnut machines.
I may have shed a tear.

::yes::::yes:: It's the most appropriate response. Hopefully they were churning out hot donuts right off the machine.

We decided to get a half dozen...
and wound up ordering five.
I was so tired, that I couldn't even count that high.
It wasn't a total fail, since I'm the one who got the extra doughnut.
I needed sugar. Stat!
I think I came to the right place.

Well, as long as you got the extra one, it's all good.

Oh. And if you guessed Krispy Kreme
for our first meal, I'll give you partial points.

:rolleyes1 So glad I remembered it was there!

"Hi, uh, this is going to be kind of a weird question.
Um. I don't want to order anything from you,
but do you happen to know where the shrimp truck is?"

I felt bad.
I'm basically telling the proprietor that I want someone
else's food more than theirs.
But she just smiled, pointed and said. "Right there."

:rotfl: Laid-back island folk.

Hey you two! Get out of the way!
We're hungry!
Sheesh. People.

No pupu platter jokes? You're a stronger man than I.

It was a great decision.
The drive to the park was worth it by itself.
We stopped at one point because I couldn't
take it anymore.
We kept "oohing" and "aahing" until we finally
just pulled over to take a picture.

::yes:: So lush.

It's cliché, I know, but pictures really don't do it justice.

Agreed.

The ticket booth was manned by a friendly, older gentleman.
"How long does it take to see the park?" I asked.
"Why?" He asked. "Do you need to be somewhere at a certain time?"
"No. Your sign says you close in an hour."
He looked at me dumfounded.
"I've been here for years and you're the first person who's ever read the sign."

:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl: I'm sure that's an island thing too.

History says it was used as a lookout.
I have my doubts.
Wouldn't you put a lookout on the higher hill to the right?

Unless it's a forced perspective. But yeah, it makes you wonder.

The problem about being at a location...
People ask me to take their photo.
Here, I got asked three times.
I may not mention it again in the TR,
but I pretty much got asked every day of our trip.
It was a nice change from the direction questions.

And you're helping save the world from the scourge of selfie sticks!

Speaking of family photos,
these two kept following Ruby and me around.

Well, start running! Duck into an alley! Anything!


Excellent shot here!:thumbsup2

All in all, I was really glad we made the detour over here.

I'm glad you did, too.

Hey! Would you like to see pictures of the resort???
Click the link above. I didn't take any.

:rotfl: Because you're a guy.

The sofa does pull out, but...
a. Sofa beds suck. And;
b. Sofa beds suck. However!
c. Sofa beds inherently... suck.

3 Rules of Life, right there.


Followed by a curve?

"Well." I said. "Guess I better inflate mine too."
"You can borrow my pump if you want." Dee offered.
"No thanks." I replied. "I'm good."
I then took out my electric pump, plugged it in
and inflated my mattress in about 20 seconds.
The look on Dee's face was priceless.
I just had an ear to ear grin on mine.

:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl:

I didn't take any food porn pics either.
I'm failing miserably as a TR photographer.
And... I don't care.

Nah, you're good. It's supposed to be relaxing.

We sat nibbling our food, sipping our drinks
and listening to the live music.
Pool side.
In Maui.

Not too shabby.

See? There you go.

"Why are you limping!?!?" Ruby asks me.
"My calves are tightened right up!" I exclaim.
Sick + lack of sleep + climbing slanted stairs
all combined to tighten up my leg muscles I guess.
Hmmm... probably add in dehydration and the flight, too.

Getting old sucks. I mean, uh, so I've heard.

1. Rise & shine! What time am I up?

5:30 a.m. Still working on that time change.

2. What weird breakfast item do I buy?

I'm too lazy to read through the past guesses. Did you get a Loco Moco?

3. Can I walk?

Yes! You don't have time to stay in bed on this trip! Besides, there's that excursion.

4. Did you see it? Bonus points if you did.


Waldo! Have to admit, it took me a little while.

5. What local treat do we get?

Shave ice?
 
You are there! (Finally. Geez. Long winded enough? :-))
Would you stop it with the being sick already too?

Oh, the views. Stunning. Some day. . . some day . . . some day I will see it in person.

The shrimp made my mouth water. I know what I am making for dinner!

Get a good night's rest already. You are a mess!

And my guesses:
1. Early. You are incapable of sleeping late. Even when sick. I'll go with 7am if you are thinking a real number.
2. Eggs with a side of Fried Spam.
3. Yes. You can walk. At least I hope so.
4. Nope. Didn't see it. And I'm too stubborn to go back and check. And maybe I need to make any eye appointment . . .
5. Shaved ice.
 
Less than a minute later, the Skytrain rolled up.

Seriously, you have to tell us how to get the VIP transportation package

Bonus points if you can tell me what I said back to him.
Doesn't have to be exact.

#1 or #2?

There was Minnie and Donald and others that I can't recall now.

Pluto! There has to be a Pluto. He's one of the Fab Five. And I'm still mad at Disney for taking him off the tickets, because he's my favorite.

I figured, "Well, might as well go."
We boarded too.

Again, VIP transportation

Without even so much as a glance at Ruby,
we both raised our hands and waved like crazy.

This would be Joe and I. We had an entire conversation once about motorcycle riding etiquette and whether or not the passenger was supposed to wave too.

I may... may have wondered if the pilots had fallen asleep.
It's happened before.

This was me the first time I flew into Boston. It was getting dark, and all I could see from my window was water, and the plane kept getting lower...and lower....and lower......until finally at the last minute the runway came into view.

I can almost hear them calling my name.
"Hi pkondz! Where you been? Had to pee?"

Did you then turn and yell "THAT'S MY BAG!!!"

Minutes later we were picking up our Hyundai Sonata

Hey that's what my mama drives! Good car, crappy cup holders.

We've never had Krispy Kreme doughnuts before.
There are only six in Canada. And none near us.

Wow. My parents grew up in Winston-Salem, which is the birthplace of Krispy Kreme. We have the Krispy Kreme Challenge here in Raleigh, where one pays money to run 2 miles, eat a dozen donuts, and then run 2 miles back all in under an hour.

We each grabbed a shrimp and popped them in our mouths.
And then spent the next few seconds pulling shells out.

Also me, the first time at Ohana. I'd never had un-peeled shrimp before. I managed to do right in front of the waiter too, who just shook his head and said "You're supposed to peel them cuz"

Standings:
SoccerDogWithEars - 70 points

:cool1::cool1::cool1::cool1::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cool1::cool1::cool1::cool1:

Mentally I'm breaking out the confetti cannons. I'll enjoy it while I can, because I know next round is going to be much in my favor.

Next round:
1. Rise & shine! What time am I up?

2. What weird breakfast item do I buy?
(Hint: It's been guessed before.)

3. Can I walk?

4. Did you see it? Bonus points if you did.
No? Might want to look again.

5. What local treat do we get?

1. 6:05am

2. Pupus! Yeah, no idea

3. No, but you can hobble

4. Yep! Is the next post going to have Carmen San Diego?

5. Pineapple. On a stick.
 
Hot... all the way... how about "it was awesome you got to try Krispy Kreme"?

Sure! We'll go with that.

I have a friend who lives there now. All of her photos are so beautiful! I can't wait to eventually see those views in person.

::yes:: And then combine that with the laid back Island life... ahhhhhh....

just a wee bit... I have a feeling a trip to Canada is going to come WAY sooner than trip to Hawaii would lol

I find it's an easier drive.

oh, that's good!!! Always sad when you're sick on a vacation! Glad to hear you were feeling better, health-wise, by arrival!!

::yes:: I'll mention it at the start of the next update.
 
That's the worst. Well, almost. It still beats a stomach virus.

Yeah. That's the worst.

Hey, $9 is $9. And in Hawaii, that'll get you...uh...maybe a glass of POG juice?

Not even that.
That's $9 Canadian. That's like, what 17 cents American?


And you felt at home, because it was just like Orlando!

:laughing: That's right!

Thanks, but I haven't been to Taco Bell.

:laughing: Noted.

You know, that explains a lot.

Yep, it would.

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.

Do I have to physically be in an air vent?

Thank you for flying Passive-Aggressive Airlines. You can board. Or not. We really don't care.

Yup. That's pretty much how it went down.
Maybe they saw that Mythbusters episode.


:eek: Were they going through withdrawal by the end of the flight? Or did you get off and immediately say, "Wow, I flew all the way from Canada, and boy, are my arms tired."

I actually may have said that!

Seems legit.

Sure. Why not?

I heard that one was pretty dark.

It was. But it was also pretty good.

Well, sure. You're on an airplane, and they mostly show recent releases. Rather than trying to get lucky on a completely random guess, which I suck at, it seemed like the best chance of being correct.

I gotta admit. I was a little surprised to see that one on the menu.

If anything, I'm kicking myself for attempting to use logic. But you know I would never get a random guess right.

This is very true.

Oh, man. That water! Those mountains! I miss it so much.

Recognize that do ya?

I loved driving in the valley and watching the planes approach. If you timed it right, they'd be right over top of you! Cool.

Funny. I don't seem to recall seeing a single plane during our stay.

Well, they can't go by themselves, you know.

Oh, man. Ain't that the truth.

Keep it together, man, keep it together!

I can't! Someone's stealing our bags right now!!!!

On a tropical island? Isn't that why you went in the first place?

yesssssssssss

And Mythbusters proved there was room...:rolleyes1

You're too late! This was already brought up.

You'd be grumpy too, if you had to make the trip in the baggage hold.

I dunno. I assume you could pick up the entertainment signal there too.
And no crowding.
Might be nice.


:rotfl2::rotfl2: I guess he missed the operative word "good" there.

"Good" point.

Well, you are a guy.

And there is a code to uphold.

Uh oh. Ever??

Never.

It's like a beacon to weary travelers.

It definitely was!
Or maybe more like a magnet.
We were irresistibly drawn to it.


::yes::::yes:: It's the most appropriate response. Hopefully they were churning out hot donuts right off the machine.

I don't think so.
Much to my chagrin.


Well, as long as you got the extra one, it's all good.

That's all that mattered to me, at least.

:rolleyes1 So glad I remembered it was there!

:laughing:

:rotfl: Laid-back island folk.

I know! It was pretty funny. I was bracing myself to get yelled at.

No pupu platter jokes? You're a stronger man than I.

Nope. I shan't give in to temptation.


Oh, man. You're not kidding.


And you would know!

:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl: I'm sure that's an island thing too.

:laughing: Probably.

Unless it's a forced perspective. But yeah, it makes you wonder.

I don't think so, but I could be wrong.
I think it's just a better picture if you say the needle was the lookout.


And you're helping save the world from the scourge of selfie sticks!

It's a very needed job.

Well, start running! Duck into an alley! Anything!

You think we didn't try that!?!?

Excellent shot here!:thumbsup2

Thanks!

:rotfl: Because you're a guy.

Or lazy.... or is that the same thing?

3 Rules of Life, right there.

Well, at least, rules for hotel rooms.

Followed by a curve?

You were there. You've driven those roads.
What do you think???


Nah, you're good. It's supposed to be relaxing.

Phew! Thanks! Now I can just delete all those other photos I took?

Getting old sucks. I mean, uh, so I've heard.

You heard right.

5:30 a.m. Still working on that time change.

I'm too lazy to read through the past guesses. Did you get a Loco Moco?

Yes! You don't have time to stay in bed on this trip! Besides, there's that excursion.

Waldo! Have to admit, it took me a little while.
Shave ice?

Noted.
 
Whoops! Noticed I skipped a few replies.
Fear not, going to fix that right away.
 
Finished reading. Will be back. Got to get to bed before alarm goes off in 4 hours

Yuck. I hate those.

We got a routine right away that works. Switch where we have Thanksgiving and Easter meal at but stop and say hi to the other. Christmas we spend time with both. It took a few years before I found a way to remember where we were going.
Because we actually kind of go to one place for meal during the year. Should I explain?.....no?....why am I?.....guess it's one of those tangents that keep happening.

Our routine has changed over the years due to differing circumstances.
But it seems to have settled in a bit now.


Okay: Get married in Oct 1991, first holiday meal -thanksgiving, at in-laws
now its 1992 second holiday meal -Easter, at parents
switch 1992 Thanksgiving with parent
Even though we do switch holidays, they kind of fall at the same place for the year. I finally figured that in the Odd years , we go to my odd in-laws! Just kidding, I really do like all of them

:laughing: Still, I like how you remember it.

Very nice. Polite and seems to do anything for her. He lives back here and we appreciate that most of the time when she comes home we get her at school and he drives her back on Sundays. It's a little over 2 hours so we give him gas $, but then I feel bad that he ends up driving back alone

That's good. I don't care who my DDs date, as long as they treat them well.
And I wouldn't worry about the drive.
I'm sure he finds it worth it.
True love and all, ya know.


Nope. Guess I didn't explain right. I work 6 days and I'm scheduled 4 of those to come in an hour early (be there at 3AM) for a 9 hour day. Schedule to work my day off (Friday)which is always only 8 hours (OT). Not sure what the 6th day will be till schedule is posted.
Good night

Ohhhh.... Got it now. And here I was jealous!
Not so much now.
 












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