tevagirl
<font color=teal>Saving little old ladies from gun
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Because if you can and I was this woman I would have died on the spot...
I'm sitting at my desk (I work in a hospital) talking with two nurses and another woman when this lady from another floor comes down to use the bathroom that's right across from my desk.
We're standing there chatting when the fire alarm goes off. The alarm is so loud you can't hear where they are saying the 'fire' is. When it finally stops we hear them saying "CCC bathroom." (CCC = Cancer Care Center = us!)
Just as the alarm stops the lady comes out of the bathroom and over to us to chat. We're joking around with her, asking if she set the bathroom on fire. Meanwhile, all the maintainence men are on their way to our unit with fire extinguishers and the fire department has been called.
As soon as the poor bathroom lady realizes we aren't kidding about the alarm being for the bathroom that she just exited, she turns 6 shades of red and starts saying "Don't tell them it was me!" Here the poor soul did her business in there and decided to cover the smell with some FDS spray which in turn set off the alarm.
Here come the men, extinguishers in hand. They throw open the bathroom door and start grabbing their noses and groaning.
I would be looking for a new job in a different state if that had been me!
I'm sitting at my desk (I work in a hospital) talking with two nurses and another woman when this lady from another floor comes down to use the bathroom that's right across from my desk.
We're standing there chatting when the fire alarm goes off. The alarm is so loud you can't hear where they are saying the 'fire' is. When it finally stops we hear them saying "CCC bathroom." (CCC = Cancer Care Center = us!)
Just as the alarm stops the lady comes out of the bathroom and over to us to chat. We're joking around with her, asking if she set the bathroom on fire. Meanwhile, all the maintainence men are on their way to our unit with fire extinguishers and the fire department has been called.
As soon as the poor bathroom lady realizes we aren't kidding about the alarm being for the bathroom that she just exited, she turns 6 shades of red and starts saying "Don't tell them it was me!" Here the poor soul did her business in there and decided to cover the smell with some FDS spray which in turn set off the alarm.
Here come the men, extinguishers in hand. They throw open the bathroom door and start grabbing their noses and groaning.
I would be looking for a new job in a different state if that had been me!
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He was seated doing what he went in there to do, when the toilet crashed to the floor with him on it. It is porcelain so it shattered. He was found on the floor covered in blood and biological waste, as well as water. He required 42 sutures to repair the laceration. I am sure glad I wasn't working that day.
