Can you die from mortification?

[Hercules10]

Had some of that 4-alarm chili for lunch, did she?

BTW..if that had been a guy. He would've proudly announced to the world that he set off the alarm!

 

[ZPT1022]

ROTFL!!!

But why do people feel the need to go to another floor to use someone else's bathroom for such occasions?


Also, yes, wall-mounted toilets have a weight limit of 300 pounds. (or ours do anyway). For people over that, we have to bring in a portapotty. We are now remodeling some rooms to have "expanded capacity" floor-mounted toilets. Funny, but also sad.

There is really such a thing as an "extended capacity" toilet? WOW.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Had some of that 4-alarm chili for lunch, did she?

BTW..if that had been a guy. He would've proudly announced to the world that he set off the alarm!

 

[L107ANGEL]

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

ooohhh noooo!!!!

 

[Stitchfans]

Can't help it, have to laugh!!!

 

[luvmydogs]

Sure, teva... Blame it on "the poor bathroom lady."

 

[missypie]

This was at EDS in Plano outside of Dallas - the security guards monitored the hallways with Uzis so I am so glad they did not have to mount an assault on my office.

Interesting...was Ross Senior there at the time? Is that the reason for the heavy arms?

His grandkids went to our church's school when they were little. The folks at church in charge of the school would talk about the "school security guards." It turned out that the "school" guards were actually armed guards that Ross hired to guard his grandchildren!

 

[tevagirl]

Sure, teva... Blame it on "the poor bathroom lady."

I'm telling you, Luv, it had been me I would be on a plane bound for the antarctics!

 

["Got Disney"]

.............. ......I would not know about that because I smell like flowers.... ....she will never live that down and could win a show that says..."Lifes most embarrising moments"....my heart goes out to her...hope she has a good sence of humor...

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Sure, teva... Blame it on "the poor bathroom lady."

I think you're onto something....and teva was onto the toilet. I can't believe that she'd blame it on someone else. That reminds me....I never did start that thread asking who has ever peed in the shower.

 

[luvmydogs]

I think you're onto something....and teva was onto the toilet. I can't believe that she'd blame it on someone else. That reminds me....I never did start that thread asking who has ever peed in the shower.

Really. Blaming it on the dog would've been more believable.

 

[camreesmom]

oh, my God, I feel sorry for this lady....at our office, if you have "business" to do, you ALWAYS go to another floor because everyone on your floor will give you H*LL if you don't!

FYI, it may not have been her that set it off but the FDS spray. When we bought our travel trailer, the salesman told us never to use Glade room freshener or a plug in because it could set off the fire alarm. Maybe he had one of these experiences????

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Really. Blaming it on the dog would've been more believable.

At home I've heard that she blames everything on the dog... when we hear "Teva did it" we don't know what to think...is it her or the dog? It's like me saying that Tig popped a xanax. BTW, did you know that I'm rooming with her in November for the Ladies Meet? Don't think I'm not going to watch what she eats.

 

[L107ANGEL]

oh, my God, I feel sorry for this lady....at our office, if you have "business" to do, you ALWAYS go to another floor because everyone on your floor will give you H*LL if you don't!

FYI, it may not have been her that set it off but the FDS spray. When we bought our travel trailer, the salesman told us never to use Glade room freshener or a plug in because it could set off the fire alarm. Maybe he had one of these experiences????

GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

 

[hydster]

My FIL is so soft spoken and is a really great guy. He was in the grocery store a year or so ago in the "cheese" aisle of all places *I kid you not* and he looks to the left and then the right. Decides he's got the all clear so he forces out this nasty sounding fart.

My fil is partially deaf thanks to construction but he thinks he's gotten away with it when he turns around to walk up the aisle and there is a woman who was bent down looking at the cheese products behind him and was at the exact height as my FIL'S behind. She stood there looking at him with these wide eyes. He was so mortified but we still just thinking about it.

 

[mla2177]

Tevagirl would have went home first to do her business!!!!!!! She would have held it in pain before she used a public restroom, so I know it wasn't her!!!!

 

[tevagirl]

Really. Blaming it on the dog would've been more believable.

I have witnesses!

At home I've heard that she blames everything on the dog... when we hear "Teva did it" we don't know what to think...is it her or the dog? It's like me saying that Tig popped a xanax. BTW, did you know that I'm rooming with her in November for the Ladies Meet? Don't think I'm not going to watch what she eats.

You better hope it wasn't me!

My FIL is so soft spoken and is a really great guy. He was in the grocery store a year or so ago in the "cheese" aisle of all places *I kid you not* and he looks to the left and then the right. Decides he's got the all clear so he forces out this nasty sounding fart.

My fil is partially deaf thanks to construction but he thinks he's gotten away with it when he turns around to walk up the aisle and there is a woman who was bent down looking at the cheese products behind him and was at the exact height as my FIL'S behind. She stood there looking at him with these wide eyes. He was so mortified but we still just thinking about it.

OMG! That is hysterical! Your poor FIL!

Tevagirl would have went home first to do her business!!!!!!! She would have held it in pain before she used a public restroom, so I know it wasn't her!!!!

Ah, you know me well, ML!

 

[Mari annie]

everyone does it, just some of us are more sneaky at it!

remember a couple weeks back on the news about the woman who farted on the plane and then lit a match (to cover up the fart smell)! busted over farts!
how embarassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dad god bless his soul used to fart in the store then yell out who the F did that god awful thing?! sorry I got off track, but was having a real lousy day and the first poster who posted this has helped to straighten that all out!

 

[Cantw8]

Holy Crap I would have grated myself with a cheese grater and jumped out the window never to be seen again