Have to say I agree with conandrob.
1) I dare my husband to send this to me in email - and have the cajones to not come to my room when I'm crying after - and have even bigger cajones to FALL ASLEEP. This would = cajones no more.
2) Don't talk to me until we're there in Disney? Well, after realizing the missing cajones in the a.m., I'd be surprised he made the trip anyhow.
3) Sprinkle lovey dovey things throughout the first day? I attribute this as well to the missing cajones because most men don't talk like this.
I will, however, agree with OP in that I have seen (and been party to) both clubs on the boardwalk bikes. When my 150-175 lb sister in law wasn't even bothering to pedal, you bet your bottom I was not thrilled. But the rest of us were having fun so I let it go. And I've heard the swearing aspect too. I just don't believe the analogies - I think they make for a more interesting story - which she is trying to make for our reading interest. No harm there.
I also agree on troll children. Too often parents go to Disney and forget to parent. I hope I never fall into this category!! But thankfully my hubby still has his cajones so we still have the option
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Its always different when it is NOT happening to you. Its easy to say what you would do, but it may be a whole different story if you were the one actually going through it. I think its sad that you feel that most men don't talk like this. Obviously, no one is talking to you this way. I have been married for 23 years and DH still tells me I am beauitful, sexy, a great mother...etc. everyday. I too, often do what the OP has done in the past and come back with yea right, honey. My favorite is when I say your crazy and DH says crazy about you
I truely understand what she is talking about here. The OP was ok with the delivery of how he was feeling. It sounds like perhaps it was something that needed to be said. I have a feeling this changed their relationsip for the better. I hope so. Everyone on here needs to go to there spouse/significant other everyday and tell them how special they are and how much they mean to you. You may not have tomorrw to tell them.
to this.
i wanna know more! Loving your story so far! 
. When I read a trip report I take it for what it is...a report written by someone I don't know, telling a story they want to tell, with or without the embellishments they want to give, sharing the characters they want to share, etc. For me all trip reports walk a line between fact and fiction. No one knows if someone really got the upgrade or the great meal or was hit by the pushy lady, etc. The OP has a beautiful writing style and I appreciate her sharing her story, whether embellished or not. I am in my tenth year of marriage and without disclosing too much (to be ridiculed by members of this board), I think her story rings very true and honest and I look forward to reading more.
Please continue! 
Waiting for more...
