Can a PTR be therapeutic?YUP!!Addictive?**2/14-I'm home...**

[jordanyosh]

Crowds would definitely be something of importance to me. Having a small bladder and having had 3 very large babies, my hold ability is not up to snuff. Hopefully going at a "low crowd" time will help in that regard.

As long as the stall/toilet is fairly clean, I'm good to go (literally)

Do you think you could make me a ratings chart of the women's rest rooms based on the above criteria? Or maybe I should just carry our Emergency Pee Container around DW with us? I could put a LGMH on it and everything!

I vote for toting the Pee Container around--

I'm sorry. I'm stealing your thunder

No worries. You will be travelling in a week....you got me beat.

 

[cc1075]

It's funny because women's restrooms(not that I would know ) I think are generally cleaner than men's....for what I think would be obvious reasons......

Jordan - I have the distinct honor of owning two men's and women's bathroom - and trust me - men win hands down for cleanliness!!

Men don't brush there long hair and leave it all over - sink, floor, etc

Men don't have issues with toilet seats - they don't seem to feel the need to line them with TP - - allowing great air currents to blow it all over the floor so that it sticks to your shoes - - - looks nice when you leave the bathroom - draws lots of attention!!

Men don't reapply their make-up leaving powder etc all over the sink counter

Men don't feel the need to wash their hands and never touch another thing - using there hand towel to open the door upon exiting and throw the paper towel in the corner !!

Trust Jordan - - you guys have it all over women when it comes to public bathrooms - - - sneak in sometime - - you will be shocked!!!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

It's funny because women's restrooms(not that I would know ) I think are generally cleaner than men's....for what I think would be obvious reasons......

There are certain factors that go into a thumb's up rating and a thumb's down.

1. Cleanliness, especially floors
2. Cleanliness, counters
3. Cleanliness, around trash cans
4. crowds
5. smell.

There's some TMI right back at you. I still have visions of you in the Outback....

Dude, please take a minute and check out the "can" next to the Yakitori House in Japan (up the stairs on the back patio). Not Gud!!

 

[carissanboys]

Jordan - I have the distinct honor of owning two men's and women's bathroom - and trust me - men win hands down for cleanliness!!

Men don't brush there long hair and leave it all over - sink, floor, etc

Men don't have issues with toilet seats - they don't seem to feel the need to line them with TP - - allowing great air currents to blow it all over the floor so that it sticks to your shoes - - - looks nice when you leave the bathroom - draws lots of attention!!

Men don't reapply their make-up leaving powder etc all over the sink counter

Men don't feel the need to wash their hands and never touch another thing - using there hand towel to open the door upon exiting and throw the paper towel in the corner !!

Trust Jordan - - you guys have it all over women when it comes to public bathrooms - - - sneak in sometime - - you will be shocked!!!

I'd have to agree with you

However, in MY home, having 3 young boys with AIM issues does not a fresh smelling bathroom make

 

[desiab]

Hey Jordy! Just showing your PTR some luv.

My DH would disagree with you on the women's versus men's restroom debate. He was a manager of a convenience store in his early 20's and still shudders at the thought of having to go in a women's restroom.


18 more days and you will be having fun!!!!!!

I am thinking that I won't throw a party while you are gone. Last person we did that to didn't finish their report.

 

[winkers]

All this bathroom talk reminded me of a scene from Wild Hogs. The once guy works as a plumber and gets called to a gas station, where the attendant is crying over how bad the clog is!...........Ok, I didn't do it justice but it's funny!

while I was at Wallyworld today I went down the travel size toiletries isle in your honor! I also started laughing as I was looking at them and got several strange looks!

 

[Blueyed Girl]

HOLY MOLY, 18 DAYS!!!!!!!!!

 

[jordanyosh]

Jordan - I have the distinct honor of owning two men's and women's bathroom - and trust me - men win hands down for cleanliness!!

Men don't brush there long hair and leave it all over - sink, floor, etc

Men don't have issues with toilet seats - they don't seem to feel the need to line them with TP - - allowing great air currents to blow it all over the floor so that it sticks to your shoes - - - looks nice when you leave the bathroom - draws lots of attention!!

Men don't reapply their make-up leaving powder etc all over the sink counter

Men don't feel the need to wash their hands and never touch another thing - using there hand towel to open the door upon exiting and throw the paper towel in the corner !!

Trust Jordan - - you guys have it all over women when it comes to public bathrooms - - - sneak in sometime - - you will be shocked!!!

After your explanation, I don't think I want to sneak in.....

 

[jordanyosh]

Dude, please take a minute and check out the "can" next to the Yakitori House in Japan (up the stairs on the back patio). Not Gud!!

After your scathing review you know I'm stopping by.

 

[jordanyosh]

I'd have to agree with you

However, in MY home, having 3 young boys with AIM issues does not a fresh smelling bathroom make

Multiply that by 1000 and you have a typical restroom at a sporting event.

 

[jordanyosh]

Hey Jordy! Just showing your PTR some luv.

My DH would disagree with you on the women's versus men's restroom debate. He was a manager of a convenience store in his early 20's and still shudders at the thought of having to go in a women's restroom.


18 more days and you will be having fun!!!!!!

I am thinking that I won't throw a party while you are gone. Last person we did that to didn't finish their report.

I'm being overruled on the whole bathroom situation.... No worries...

You can throw an early birthday party for me....my B-day is the 24th of Feb.

I WILL finish my TR.

 

[jordanyosh]

All this bathroom talk reminded me of a scene from Wild Hogs. The once guy works as a plumber and gets called to a gas station, where the attendant is crying over how bad the clog is!...........Ok, I didn't do it justice but it's funny!

while I was at Wallyworld today I went down the travel size toiletries isle in your honor! I also started laughing as I was looking at them and got several strange looks!

The dime bag offer still stands...

 

[jordanyosh]

HOLY MOLY, 18 DAYS!!!!!!!!!

Actually make it 17 days!!!!!!

 

[jordanyosh]

Is it insomnia or excitement

It's 4:15am PST and yes, I'm still awake. I've had problems sleeping this whole week. Don't know if it's insomnia or perhaps I'm starting to get a wee bit excited about the upcoming vacation.......

I wasn't on the DIS all day My roommates are in San Fran and I used the time to clean our messy house. It took me all day as I kept sitting down to watch TV. First UCLA basketball, then GB vs SEA and then NE vs JAX. It was a good sports day, but it prolonged the cleaning and laundry much longer than I would've like. In fact, I still have one more load to dry....

News Flash

Guess who's probably coming again?

That's right. Fred.

Thankfully, I didn't reduce party sizes for our ADRs. If I had I would've been up a creek.


I received a little something in the mail

Winkers aka Cherie sent me a present!!!!!

I was only expecting this one thing and ended getting some surprises as well.

Here's what was in the envelope.

Here's my booty w/ the binder:

However,

The big present is a gift that'll keep on giving throughout my WDW trip. Expect her to show up....

That's right I received a "Flat Winkers":

I laughed when I saw this picture. I had to take my first pic w/ Winkers. Notice the hair. I was trying to go to sleep and I have a BAD case of bed head:

Well...I'm going to try to go back to sleep.

 

[MRYPPNS]

Flat Winkers!!!! I love it. Keep her neat and pretty because we might just have to pass her around.

 

[Shmu]

That's right I received a "Flat Winkers":

I laughed when I saw this picture. I had to take my first pic w/ Winkers. Notice the hair. I was trying to go to sleep and I have a BAD case of bed head:

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST TRIP REPORT EVER!!!!!!!!
Winkers---you are VERY brave to put yourself into the hands of Jordan.
Definitely the excitement that is keeping you from sleeping.

 

[MAGICFOR2]

No...hey congrats on being in the teens for me?

Oh, Jordy - I would never neglect you on purpose! I'm just saving the big party for the 2 week and 1 week marks! 16 DAYS!!!!

Congrats on the goodies! Winkie on a stick - now you'll always have a friend with you!

I'd have to agree with you

However, in MY home, having 3 young boys with AIM issues does not a fresh smelling bathroom make

That's what I was thinking....scraps of toilet paper, pieces of hair, make-up somehow don't scare me germ-wise. When the smell of "poor aim" comes out and attacks you as you are walking by or waiting for someone - that's scarey!

 

[DisneyMom14]

Hilarious!

 

[camelotcats]

That's right I received a "Flat Winkers":

I laughed when I saw this picture. I had to take my first pic w/ Winkers. Notice the hair. I was trying to go to sleep and I have a BAD case of bed head:

Well...I'm going to try to go back to sleep.

Can't wait to see "flat winkers" and sleeping people, and "Flat Winkers" with your peeps, and "flat Winkers" outside of bathrooms!

 

[Blueyed Girl]

OH-MY-GOSH!!! FLAT WINKERS MADE IT!!!!
I can not wait until our trip......must meet up w/ Jordan & flat Winkers.