Campaign Slogans

[Maleficent13]

You can flame me, but I thought some of these were hilarious!

Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!

Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!

Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!

Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism

Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.

Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!

Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!

Bush/Cheney: 1984 Now

George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There


Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"

 

[MosMom]

A few of these had me LOL, pretty good!

 

[WDWHound]

John Kerry: Whatever you believe, I do too

John Kerry: Looking out for the interests of lonely heiresses everywhere

John Kerryutting the jobless to work or teaching them to marry rich

If Kerry is the answer, it must have been a stupid question

Bush: "Lets Roll", Kerry: "Lets Roll Over"

Kerry/Edwards: Flush the Johns

 

[TerriP]

Originally posted by Maleficent13


Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!

That one did it...I laughed right out loud at work!

 

[we3luvdisney]

'Hey, Theresa! Look at me! I'm a bunny rabbit!'

 

[we3luvdisney]

Years before he entered politics, John Kerry was an extra in Sleeper.

 

[wvrevy]

So, can we consider this the "Republican Response" ?

I swear...I really think they are making Republicans turn in their sense of humor when they donate to the "More Shrubbery" campaign

The OP forgot a couple though:

Bush '04 - Make the pie higher !
Bush '04 - Helping defend you from nucul..from nuk...from atomic attack !
Bush '04 - Strength and wisdom are too opposing values !
Bush '04 - Or you can just f'off !
Bush '04 - Because you still have a few freedoms we haven't got to yet !

 

[shrubber]

"I'm Fonda Kerry"

John Kerry - Saying Whatever It Takes To Get Your Vote

"Did I mention that I'm a decorated Vietnam War hero?" KERRY-2004

Kerry - Anti-Pro-whatever

We need a leader who will tell us what we want to hear - VOTE KERRY!

John Kerry - Conservative money corrupts, liberal money is A-OK

KERRY/FONDA '04: HEY, TERRORISTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

John Kerry: When you absolutely, positively HAVE to lose the war on terrorism overnight!

Putting the jobless to work - or teaching them to marry rich - VOTE KERRY

Please ignore my voting record - Kerry 2004

John Kerry: The Condiment Candidate in '04

"Blaming America first...." KERRY/2004

Kerry, looking out for the interests of lonely heiresses everywhere

John Kerry: Screwing Veterans One Day At A Time

I used to be one of the little people too - until I married into money - twice VOTE KERRY

KERRY/FONDA '04: IF HO CHI MINH LIKES 'EM THEY CAN'T BE ALL BAD

The country is boring without White House sex scandals - Vote Kerry!

"Keep your hands off MY daughter!"

Hanoi Kerry For President

Osama Says "Vote Kerry"!

Democrats: Ready To Kerry America Into Ruin

Kerry for a better Vietnam

"Whatever's cool with you guys" -KERRY 2004

John Kerry, The Ketchup Kid

"You decide, I agree" KERRY 2004

Whatever you believe, I do too - KERRY 2004

Keep America Safe for Terrorists! Kerry - 2004

John Kerry: Betraying America since 1972

Terrorists don't fear a liberal

"3 out of 4 terrorists support Kerry"

 

[we3luvdisney]

'Hey guys, there's no snipe in the spaceship... Guys? Hello?'

 

[snoopy]

I saw this bumper sticker the other day and just had to buy it, DH won't let me put it on the car though. It fits in with this thread:

Bush/Cheney 04: We're ALL wearing the blue dress now!

 

[Samsara]

Lot's more <a href=http://homepages.nyu.edu/~meo232/sloganator/>here</a>.

And, let's not forget <a href=http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/foolbush.mov>this little bit of genius</a>.

 

[wvrevy]

Why would anyone want to fight a war when they can just cheer it on from the sidelines ?

 

[TerriP]

Originally posted by we3luvdisney
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'Hey, Theresa! Look at me! I'm a bunny rabbit!' [/B]

LMAO...that's a good one, too!

 

[Patch'sD]

I don't think thats a picture coming out of a clean room at NASA. I think he is coming out of the DNC Sterilization chamber for speeches given at the Convention.

 

[Paradise]

New York, NY-August 2004

6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Pat Robertson.
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

 

[shrubber]

 

[we3luvdisney]

 

[wvrevy]

Hey, they found a republican with a sense of humor...Ok...To quote our "illustriousness" leader, "Bring it on"

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[Samsara]

 

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