You Know You're A Texan When...
You end alot of words without the letter "g".
You think 70 degrees is chilly.
You think 90 degrees is a little warm.
You've always wondered what it would be like to have a White Christmas.
You break a sweat when you first step outside at 7:30 in the morning.
You measure distance in minutes.
Your school was cancelled due to cold weather.
You think of going to Wal-Mart as something fun to do.
You think at the first sign of cool weather that it's good chili weather.
You always make room at the dinner table for one more.
You have at least one kinfolk named Bubba or Bo.
You'd stay at home if it snows.
You not only "Remember the Alamo!", but you "Remember Goliad!", too.
You think the four basic food groups are faj itas, nachos, barbecue, and hamburgers.
You have company, and you offer them something to eat or drink, and even if they say no, you get them something anyways.
You think the four seasons are Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, & Deer Season.
You use the air conditioner and the heater in the same day.
You put peanuts in your Coke.
You call every soft drink a Coke.
You use "y'all" & "fixinto" as a part of your everyday vocabulary.
You use words like "gonna", "lotsa", "kinda", & "sorta" .
You call San Antonio - San Antone.
You say uh-huh, which means yes.
You call Wal-Mart "Wally World".
A buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, you know it's time to go to the doctor.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas.
There are 10,000 types of spiders and 10,001 of them live in Texas.
Someone says "gimme some sugar", it doesn't mean pass the sugar.
You know everything is bigger in Texas.
You think Texas is God's country!