<cranky old man>
These sweet, Vodka things being served in martini glasses aren't martinis. They are classed up frou-frou drinks. Not that there is anything wrong with frou-frou drinks, just don't go calling them martinis.
I don't care what anyone (not even James Bond) thinks. A martini contains gin and vermouth. And it's best darn drink there is. Call your gin (I like Quintessential, or Bombay Sapphire if they don't have it), order it dry, and if you *must* do something wacky, get it with a lime instead of an olive.
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