Butt Bling

[LaraK]

Don't they realize that a generous front without a generous back results in face plants?

I had a friend once who, before her reduction, was a size 2 everywhere except her DD bosom. She was only 5'2" so she used to wear high high heals too. She always looked like she was going to tip over...until she got drunk. Then she would tip over and we'd all laugh at her, because that's what friends are for.

 

[LaraK]

LMBO! You guys kill me, I had to finally join up because I wanted to chime in. I believe that you can bling what ya want as long as ya want,but I reserve the right to laugh at you. As for me blinging my 40+ butt, no thanks!

Welcome to the Community board...the place for rants, vents and the occasionally humorous thread.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Is it an age thing or a size thing?

Cher could totally pull it off, so maybe it's the person?

That being said, if you can bling the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious across your rear with room to spare, you should probably rethink your fashion choices. JMHO, of course.

 

[DisneyNutMary]

This thread is crcking me up.

I don't wear butt bling, there's nothing back there that I want brought to anyone's attention. But if you've got the butt for it, go for it.
I agree with the posters who think young girls, toddler to pre-teen should not wear it, there are too many perverts out there, I would not want any of their attention brought to a little girl's heiney. But for young adults, who still have everything where God meant it to be, and nothing is sagging or out of shape- go for it, and more power to you sister.

 

[luvmy3]

I had a friend once who, before her reduction, was a size 2 everywhere except her DD bosom. She was only 5'2" so she used to wear high high heals too. She always looked like she was going to tip over...until she got drunk. Then she would tip over and we'd all laugh at her, because that's what friends are for.

You should write greeting cards.

 

[TheIncredibles!]

Bling on behinds are for children under the age of 10 and bimbos.

 

[lovemygoofy]

I like the women that wear bling butt and twist their behind so much when they walk that the words move

 

[sunnyday123]

I thought this was about bling like Jennifer Love Hewitt talked about but obviously in the back instead of the front, and all I could think of is, "Who the heck wants to get that close to anyones butt??!??"

 

[pearlieq]

There's an age where it IS acceptable???

 

[Suellen]

I've pretty much always considered them inappropriate no matter what age.

There is just something about a 4 year old with butt bling that says "Juicy" that doesn't scream awesome parenting to me.

JMHO ~ my girls won't be wearing it unless they find a way to buy there own.

 

[Buckalew11]

I'm not a fan of bling, rhinestones, bedazzling or bejeweling.

It's just all so tacky IMHO.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

My only exception for things on the posterior are crawling infants--and even then, I'm not really keen on it. (something about critter faces on a baby butt just doesn't make sense to me)

Otherwise, I'm with you--tacky knows no age.

 

[tiggersbombed2]

There ain't no juicy going any where near my kids' butts, no way jose! It makes me cringe when I see it...WHY in the world would you let your child walk around with that imprinted on their posterior? I don't care if their 1 day old or 18. NO. Simple and to the point.

Thank you for the welcome btw!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Some friends and I wore bosom bling when we did a girls trip to WDW in November, but none of our butts were adorned.

My front is better than my back anyway...which brings another question to mind....why is is GOOD to have a generous front and BAD to have a generous back? Makes no sense to me.

LMBO! You guys kill me, I had to finally join up because I wanted to chime in. I believe that you can bling what ya want as long as ya want,but I reserve the right to laugh at you. As for me blinging my 40+ butt, no thanks!

Don't they realize that a generous front without a generous back results in face plants?

I asked my husband what his thoughts are on this. He said that if the junk in you trunk is shaking like a bowl of Jello then no bling allowed.

 

[kathie859]

BUT.........if you have the personality and physique for it, go for it! Just prepare yourself for the snickers.

 

[Buckalew11]

There ain't no juicy going any where near my kids' butts, no way jose! It makes me cringe when I see it...WHY in the world would you let your child walk around with that imprinted on their posterior? I don't care if their 1 day old or 18. NO. Simple and to the point.

Thank you for the welcome btw!

 

[pennymom]

Butt Bling is one of the reasons I am VERY glad to have only boys!

 

[xJenna]

I'm 19 so I guess I'm still within the age range where it would be acceptable, but I just don't like it. I don't like overly blinged out things at all, but sweats with butt bling are just uncomfortable to sit on. And I'm wicked picky with jeans and I usually don't like much of anything added onto my jeans. As for words across the butt, I still do it. I was in middle school (I think) when the whole words-across-butt phase started. Never worn the word "Juicy" across my butt because 1) I can't afford juicy couture anything and 2) it's just a really awkward phrase for anyone to have across their butt. As long as the words/bling is appropriate I don't think it's awful for kids to wear them either.

 

[LaraK]

Hmmm....never even considered the sitting down factor. OUCH!

 

[Mouse House Mama]

I don't think there is a specific age. I think if you are happy then go crazy with it.