Hello everyone, this is a brief overview of the detailed review I am going to post about our trip to WDW last week (Wednesday Saturday). For this overview, I am going to use the star system, and grade our experiences on a 1 5 star scale, with 5 being the highest rating. When I post the full review, I will explain in more detail why we graded Disney the way we did.
First of all, our overall trip was
4 stars (out of 5)
Overall, we had a wonderful four days. Please do not assume that if I rate something fairly low that I am taking a position that item then just RUINED our trip. Nothing could be further from the truth. Like I said we had a wonderful time. If I think things can be improved, well, that is what a good critical review is, discussing what worked and then taking a critical look at where I think it could be even better. As Disney is very, very expensive to visit, I do take this into account. If you are going to charge for the stars, you have to deliver them. I would say that they did in most cases, so again, please no flaming me just because I thought Finding Nemo wasnt very good and that Expedition Everest was outstanding.
We also take cruises, and I am going to use the same criteria I use for them.
I am going to do this by theme park, then hotel, then overall experiences. I am only rating those attractions we actually visited.
Animal Kingdom
4 stars overall
5 Star Items
Escape from Everest
Festival of the Lion King
4 Star Items
Dinosaur
The Safari Ride (when did they get rid of being able to view the poachers as the sped off?)
3 Star Items
Its Tough to be a Bug
2 Star Items
Finding Nemo (see my full length review for why we just didnt like this at all)
1 Star Items
Dining choices
MGM
5 Stars overall (okay, it is my favorite, so there is a bias here)
5 Star Items
TOT - rode this 3 times
Rock and Roll Roller Coaster rode twice
Lights, Action, Camera show
Indiana Jones Show
Star Tours I think it still holds up well rode it 5 times!!!
4 Star Items
Sci-Fi Drive in Theater
Muppet Vision 3D
Voyage of the Little Mermaid
Fantasmic
3 Star Items
Hollywood & Vine (Dinner)
Daily Parade
2 Star Items
Narnia attraction
Animation Tour (what is up with that it is all gone!)
Backlot Tour (there is no backlot, this is Catastrophe Canyon and that is it)
EPCOT
4 stars overall
5 Stars
Soarin almost 6 stars, a ride that is not a thrill ride, yet is very thrilling
4 Stars
Mission to Mars (green tour)
Test Track
Lunch at Rose & Crown Pub (walk in no waiting)
Turtle Talk
3 Stars
Honey, I Shrunk the Audience (this one is showing its age)
2 Stars
Finding Nemo ride
Journey to the Land
Magic Kingdom
3 ½ Stars overall
5 Stars
Mickeys Philharmagic (this is almost 6 stars, I though this was very, very good)
Splash Mountain
4 Stars
Wishes fireworks
Spectro Magic (okay, flame me now, I liked the Main Street Electrical Parade better)
Disney Railroad (hey, I like trains)
Haunted Mansion
PotC
3 Stars
BTMR
SM
Peter Pan
Winnie the Pooh
Snow White
Monster Inc. Laugh Show (it just wasnt very funny)
Wishes Parade
1 Stars
Dining Choices (as in none at all if no ADR)
Other random observations;
Technology
1 Star
When entering the parks, and I mean all 4 of them, why is it that every 4th or 5th card through the reader fails? And what is with the finger print scan? Could Disney make the process of entering the parks any longer? We entered the parks 8 times in 4 days or 16 times between the two of us, 5 times, nearly 1/3 of the time, we had to put our card through the reader at least twice. Would we accept this failure rate if our ATM card failed every 4th time?
Why werent the CMs trained how to allow some one to buy just a popcorn and soda without taking 5 minutes per transaction? Again, people were paying with their cards and the poor CM had to swipe them several times. We waited longer for snacks than rides! It should not take 15 minutes to check out 4 parties wanting just popcorn and ice cream. The kiosks could not keep up with the demand because the technology was failing.
Dining Options
1 star (with no ADR you are dead, Disney lacks sufficient sit down restaurants to handle the crowds they bring. And what is with bringing in McDonalds! Ick! See my detailed review for further discussion)
Caribbean Beach Resort
3 Stars
Were never really there much during the day, but very poor food court, market had few take out selections, pizza was only 16 inches, far more than my DW and I could ever eat. Pillows were terrible, mattress sunk in the middle. Shower worked in reverse, cold was hot and hot was cold; remote for the TV was missing too. Lastly, at check in, we were given room 3550, which considering building 35 only had 35 rooms, didnt exist!
Okay, this wasnt as short as I wanted, but a much longer and detailed review will be posted on the trip reports board; keep an eye out for it. I am about 1/3 of the way done with it.
Oh yes, Year of a Million Dreams 0 Stars, there was no visibility of this at all, I saw no ears, no landyards no ultimate Fast Passes, no Dream Team members, no proof that Disney was still even involved with this. Now, this has no effect on my rating as we didnt expect anything, and so, not seeing anything, met my expectations.
Dolby1000
Chicago, IL
Nov. 2007
And of course, fire away with any questions or flaming, I am ready for it! I know, I dared to criticize Disney! I am ready to pay the price!
First of all, our overall trip was
4 stars (out of 5)
Overall, we had a wonderful four days. Please do not assume that if I rate something fairly low that I am taking a position that item then just RUINED our trip. Nothing could be further from the truth. Like I said we had a wonderful time. If I think things can be improved, well, that is what a good critical review is, discussing what worked and then taking a critical look at where I think it could be even better. As Disney is very, very expensive to visit, I do take this into account. If you are going to charge for the stars, you have to deliver them. I would say that they did in most cases, so again, please no flaming me just because I thought Finding Nemo wasnt very good and that Expedition Everest was outstanding.
We also take cruises, and I am going to use the same criteria I use for them.
I am going to do this by theme park, then hotel, then overall experiences. I am only rating those attractions we actually visited.
Animal Kingdom
4 stars overall
5 Star Items
Escape from Everest
Festival of the Lion King
4 Star Items
Dinosaur
The Safari Ride (when did they get rid of being able to view the poachers as the sped off?)
3 Star Items
Its Tough to be a Bug
2 Star Items
Finding Nemo (see my full length review for why we just didnt like this at all)
1 Star Items
Dining choices
MGM
5 Stars overall (okay, it is my favorite, so there is a bias here)
5 Star Items
TOT - rode this 3 times
Rock and Roll Roller Coaster rode twice
Lights, Action, Camera show
Indiana Jones Show
Star Tours I think it still holds up well rode it 5 times!!!
4 Star Items
Sci-Fi Drive in Theater
Muppet Vision 3D
Voyage of the Little Mermaid
Fantasmic
3 Star Items
Hollywood & Vine (Dinner)
Daily Parade
2 Star Items
Narnia attraction
Animation Tour (what is up with that it is all gone!)
Backlot Tour (there is no backlot, this is Catastrophe Canyon and that is it)
EPCOT
4 stars overall
5 Stars
Soarin almost 6 stars, a ride that is not a thrill ride, yet is very thrilling
4 Stars
Mission to Mars (green tour)
Test Track
Lunch at Rose & Crown Pub (walk in no waiting)
Turtle Talk
3 Stars
Honey, I Shrunk the Audience (this one is showing its age)
2 Stars
Finding Nemo ride
Journey to the Land
Magic Kingdom
3 ½ Stars overall
5 Stars
Mickeys Philharmagic (this is almost 6 stars, I though this was very, very good)
Splash Mountain
4 Stars
Wishes fireworks
Spectro Magic (okay, flame me now, I liked the Main Street Electrical Parade better)
Disney Railroad (hey, I like trains)
Haunted Mansion
PotC
3 Stars
BTMR
SM
Peter Pan
Winnie the Pooh
Snow White
Monster Inc. Laugh Show (it just wasnt very funny)
Wishes Parade
1 Stars
Dining Choices (as in none at all if no ADR)
Other random observations;
Technology
1 Star
When entering the parks, and I mean all 4 of them, why is it that every 4th or 5th card through the reader fails? And what is with the finger print scan? Could Disney make the process of entering the parks any longer? We entered the parks 8 times in 4 days or 16 times between the two of us, 5 times, nearly 1/3 of the time, we had to put our card through the reader at least twice. Would we accept this failure rate if our ATM card failed every 4th time?
Why werent the CMs trained how to allow some one to buy just a popcorn and soda without taking 5 minutes per transaction? Again, people were paying with their cards and the poor CM had to swipe them several times. We waited longer for snacks than rides! It should not take 15 minutes to check out 4 parties wanting just popcorn and ice cream. The kiosks could not keep up with the demand because the technology was failing.
Dining Options
1 star (with no ADR you are dead, Disney lacks sufficient sit down restaurants to handle the crowds they bring. And what is with bringing in McDonalds! Ick! See my detailed review for further discussion)
Caribbean Beach Resort
3 Stars
Were never really there much during the day, but very poor food court, market had few take out selections, pizza was only 16 inches, far more than my DW and I could ever eat. Pillows were terrible, mattress sunk in the middle. Shower worked in reverse, cold was hot and hot was cold; remote for the TV was missing too. Lastly, at check in, we were given room 3550, which considering building 35 only had 35 rooms, didnt exist!
Okay, this wasnt as short as I wanted, but a much longer and detailed review will be posted on the trip reports board; keep an eye out for it. I am about 1/3 of the way done with it.
Oh yes, Year of a Million Dreams 0 Stars, there was no visibility of this at all, I saw no ears, no landyards no ultimate Fast Passes, no Dream Team members, no proof that Disney was still even involved with this. Now, this has no effect on my rating as we didnt expect anything, and so, not seeing anything, met my expectations.
Dolby1000
Chicago, IL
Nov. 2007
And of course, fire away with any questions or flaming, I am ready for it! I know, I dared to criticize Disney! I am ready to pay the price!