Breaking News: Terrorists Obtain Weather Machine

[MosMom]

February 22 - The CIA released information today that terrorists have obtained a weather machine and they plan to conquer the United States with snow. Secretary of Homeland Defense Tom Ridge has advised all citizens to stock up on shovels, mittens, and gave instructions on how to fashion a heat bubble with a can of pork & beans, plastic sheeting, and duct tape.

We have been moved to a WHITE state of alert which means that the US is likely to be attacked with snow again very soon. Secretary Ridge reminds us all to be on the lookout for suspicious looking characters with large handlebar moustaches carrying a large device with colorful buttons and an antenna. "Whoever has perpetrated these dastardly deeds will be foiled again!" proclaimed Ridge as he ended the press conference.

 

[lisajl]

 

[one_cat]

It doesn't seem to be working. Hardly any snow this year at all.

 

[WillyJ]

Thank goodness for my duct tape and plastic hat. . .