Lol, come to think of it , considering the atmosphere is the main reason for going there (not the so-so food), Disney should have variable menu prices adjusted for the table location . Like at stadium seats and airplanes. If you take the back, the food is discounted. Waterside is premium.
We usually have no issue getting a waterside table with no wait but usually we're a party of two and there's quite a few of those tables by the water that are for two people.