Today’s teenagers in horror movies: “Guys, I have a cell phone! Siri, get help!”. Military rescues the kids and destroys the witch. The End.
Seriously, Siri could find a way to defeat Blair, Freddy, Jason, and Mike Myers. Don’t have a cell phone? Get an Alexa.

Honest Trailers did a Blair Witch Project YouTube video and it’s hilarious. If you want a laugh, you should check it out.