I've been doing extensive research on the cause of this horrible disease, and have decided that this is the right place to publish my findings. The Walt Disney Company, several years ago, made a decision to deploy WMDs (Weapons of Manic Disney-ness) and put a virus in Dole Whips, giant Toll House Cookies, and Wave chocolate cakes, slathered it on metal pins, and even stepped up the program a few years ago by putting it in the water supply at its water parks. This virus is incurable, and may be transmitted. Not everyone is susceptible -- there is a group without the latent Disney gene that will not be infected. Symptoms include obsessive thoughts, compulsive spending, feelings of giddiness and euphoria whenever seeing this

and despair and sadness when it's been too long since a booster infection.
HOWEVER: my researchers report that while infected subjects have at times suggested that they wish it didn't affect their bank accounts so heavily, not one of the questioned subjects longed for a return to their pre-Disney infection state.
In the course of my research, I am ECSTATIC to say that I too have been infected, and return to the source for my booster in 11 DAYS!!!!! I have decided to research the level of infection aboard the floating vessels ("
Disney Cruise Line") following my research at the mother ship.
DON'T FIGHT THE DIS! You will enjoy this. You will transmit this to co-workers, friends, children, grandchildren, even your dog. Obey!
- Erin