Big trouble in Zurgcity...

[Zurg]

Zurgswife is on a cruise with a bunch of ladies (Carnival not DCL so does it really count?)

Today I get this email (Mark is the DH of one of the ladies)

Mark Farrell named Husgand of the year
Hey Gang...

Dinner tonight..waiter arrives with a box of candy and a note....From Mark and kids...2 bottles of wine and a note that says we Love you.....

The entire table is in awe.....

While Zurg notices ZW was helping with the wine disposal, Husgand?

Zurg is in deep doo doo -

Zurg thinks that suck up Mark should be tossed of of the men's union for an agreegious violation of work rules.... it aint over till it is over.

 

[Lynn CC]

You better get thinking, and fast

Call the Ships Spa and see what they can do for them
They may need it after all that wine!

 

[Snowwark]

Is it too late to arrange for an even bigger box of chocolates, perhaps a magnum of champagne, to be presented to DW? lol

 

[TheLionKing]

It's men like him, that get the rest of us in trouble.

 

[4greatboys]

Even my dh is in trouble now after reading about Mark--husgand of the year. And I am not even in on the wine disposal

 

[Marla Hellwig]

I like Kim's suggestion

But hurry zurg

 

[Boo'sMom]

I'm sure they can FTD to the ship....

You better get moving...

 

[newmousecateer]

Better not waste any time my friend. You don't want to be looked upon as a negligent husgand, do you?

 

[Lucky4me]

Better yet, how about a spa treatment along with the flowers?

You must step up.

 

[Dan Murphy]

LOL, Zurg!!!

 

[Marla Hellwig]

On second thought along with the bigger box of candy and chamagne you had better send flowers too!

Hope you are on the phone right now!

 

[jldriscoll]

Yup...big trouble, big guy!

 

[RoutemanDan]

...............ATTENTION MARK ATTENTION MARK:

Please proceed to the nearest tavern,bowling alley or garage and Turn In Your Man Card at Once!

...............That is all............








............................end Transmission

 

[Saffron]

No! Don't send something to the ship! It will definitely look suspicious! Wait until she gets home, then greet her with a box of candy, some flowers and a romantic dinner for two! There! Bet ol' Mark isn't doing that!

 

[jldriscoll]

LOL Dan!

And I second Saffron's idea!

 

[CRB#33]

You dog

What a sweet guy that Mark is! (Wonder what he did while she was away that called for that? )

Have a limo pick them up at the airport?

 

[WillyJ]

Here's what you do Mr. Zurg:

1) Call wife aboard ship. . . yell loudly into the phone about "incompetent cruise employees" and say it was you that sent the flowers and wine for her and they must have mixed the names up somehow. .

2) Ask her not to say anything to avoid embarrassing Mark. .

3) If she starts asking questions, hold phone away from mouth, say "honey. . we're losing the connection. . bye. . " then hang up.

4) Sit around house rest of day in underwear watching women's bowling on ESPN2, basking in the drunken knowledge of a job well done..

Thank you, that'll be $50. . next!

 

[Pooh93]

Love it!!

 

[DaisyDebbie]

I think Mark is trying to keep his wife thinking about him

I think giving Kim a few days away on a cruise is the best thing you could've given her.

 

[Marla Hellwig]

Willy Willy Willy - what are we going to do with you