My husband's family is from Hong Kong, and he may be taking ownership of a house there, that is causing us one legal headache after another. Our name is a Romanization of a Chinese character, and is pronounced as Deng (yeah, he's a cousin, but we're all from the Chiang Kai-Shek camp), Dunn, Dung, Dang, Teng, and Tang.
We come up with funny combinations all the time of the name. However, given the problems the house is causing, and the fact that it is the illustrious home of the honored Tang family (you'll bring honor to us all), we have dubbed it:
That Dang House