Best April Fools Ever! New 12/23 Family Magic Tour part 2 pg 1010 post 15150!!! Part 2

[Tat2ddisneymom]

I'm so sorry, but somebody had to do it!!!

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

http://movies.aol.com/quiz-trivia/actor-brother-celebrity-siblings

Try this quiz. It's about celebrity brothers. I only got 10 out of 20 right, LOL. I'm sure you all will do so much better! Have fun!

I only got 8 right.

 

[Leger13]

I'm back and had soooo much fun meeting disneyMom! She's such a sweet heart. I will tell ya'll about it once I get the pictures uploaded. For now, I'm posting some replies

Tha'ts great Leger! I envy you getting to meet them. I'd love to live in Georgia but it isn't meant to be for now at least. Have fun and take some pictures!

Thanks glad my memory is still intact, lol

maybe one day you will live here. georgia is pretty cool. I will post pictures soon

Yes pictures are important, tell your Mom we said so!

Have fun tomorrow Leger. Goodnight, sweet dreams!

she understood when i told her. she laughed a little but she was actually the one to remind us to take pictures when we were having lunch

So, I took ds to his cousin's bday party today. She was turning 4 and all the kids were anywhere from 2-8.

THey had one of those enclosed bouncing houses in the backyard and all the kids were playing. There were a lot of boys and they were a bit wild, my ds included..LOL

However there was one kid who was just an animal and I kept looking for his parents to say something..Not a word..

Finally, I was like....You need to stop pushing people now. That is not nice. No bringing a sword in there, you are going to hurt someone and I took it from him and tossed it in the back of the yard

I just couldn't keep quiet any longer..was really making me and another dad really mad

On the brighter side, they had a balloon artist who was awesome. If I had a camera, I would have taken a pic. DS got a Brontosaurus....that he can play with or wear as a hat..

The birthday girl got a princess with green hair, wearing shells for top, Like Ariel...Disneydad, you would have loved her

One girl got a GIANT DUCK...Looked just like Daffy Duck..So cool

Yes, Dan, Donald Duck is better than Daffy Duck

omg i would've said something too! The nerve of that kid and his parents. Ugh! You go girl for sticking it to the kid right.

thats cool that there was an awesome balloon artist there. Sounds like a really fun party.

You would think I was Rested Up...However..I got In at 2:30am this Morning & was then Up at the Crack of Dawn...OK at 8am with DisneyMom to print off Directions for her DIS Meet with Leger.....& I just got Back from taking Drew My Boo to a Friends house for a Spend the Night Party.....& Guess What the Other Kid got in Trouble...& Drew is on his Way Home....I promised Him I would Throw the Ball around With Hime When He Got Home....& then We would Watch a Guy Movie together....So I won't be Updating Tonight..But the Next Update is almost Ready...So I will Post it Tomorrow AM....So you guys don't eat to much Tonight...save some for the Morn!!!

See ya

Disneydad

hey, it was worth it for you to be up at the "crack of dawn" with disneymom to give her directions to meet up with me we had a blast, but I'm sure you've already heard all about it Did she show you the cool stuff she bought?

that stinks that Drew's friend ruined the party for everyone I hope the night with you cheered him up some. You're a great dad to do that for him hope you get some rest tonight though.

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

 

[Trentmom]

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

I'm back and had soooo much fun meeting disneyMom! She's such a sweet heart. I will tell ya'll about it once I get the pictures uploaded. For now, I'm posting some replies



maybe one day you will live here. georgia is pretty cool. I will post pictures soon





she understood when i told her. she laughed a little but she was actually the one to remind us to take pictures when we were having lunch



omg i would've said something too! The nerve of that kid and his parents. Ugh! You go girl for sticking it to the kid right.

thats cool that there was an awesome balloon artist there. Sounds like a really fun party.



hey, it was worth it for you to be up at the "crack of dawn" with disneymom to give her directions to meet up with me we had a blast, but I'm sure you've already heard all about it Did she show you the cool stuff she bought?

that stinks that Drew's friend ruined the party for everyone I hope the night with you cheered him up some. You're a great dad to do that for him hope you get some rest tonight though.

Yay! Carla's here!

 

[Disneymommom]

... after my death

A woman went to her doctor.
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room, where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go well.
In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer.
Let's head to the club and have a martini.

After 3 or 4 martinis they were feeling a little less sombre.
There were some laughs and more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end,
"I have been diagnosed with AIDS."

The friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had a couple of more martinis.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
"Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer,
and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."

The woman said,
"I don't want any of those &#@^*$s sleeping with your father after I'm gone."

 

[Leger13]

I see you're back tat!! yay how are you feeling??

good one

Carla likes the Rock:

YUM thanks for that Tat

I'm so sorry, but somebody had to do it!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine.

I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

"Good trade....."

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

 

[Leger13]

Yay! Carla's here!

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine.

I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

"Good trade....."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

 

[Trentmom]

I'm so sorry, but somebody had to do it!!!

Dan is going to love that

 

[Disneymommom]

1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:
CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY
Trespassers will be baptized!

2. "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."

3. "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

4. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins."

5 "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

6. An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone
tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline
that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

7. When the restaurant next to another Church put out a big sign with red letters that said,
"Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

8. "People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

9. "Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily."

10. "How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?"

11. "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"

12. "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long
and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

13. "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

14. "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

15. "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

16. "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

17. "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."

18. "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?"
(U R)

19. "In the dark? Follow the Son."

20. "Running low on faith? Step in for a fill-up."

21. "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

I see you're back tat!! yay how are you feeling??

I'm ok, as long as I sit still. Thanks for askin'.

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

Dan is going to love that

I posted it just for him.

 

[Disneymommom]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

I knew that "YOU" would like that one as much as I do,

 

[Disneymommom]

I posted it just for him.

hahaha you are too kind!

 

[Trentmom]

I only got 8 right.

I got 11

 

[Disneymommom]

Thanks Orange! I cry each time I see it too. I am so porud of her - she knew what she wanted and went out and got it.

That is so awesome

I'm waiting too!

Yes whenis Disneydad going to post the next update. I am waiting too!