Before you vote!!!

[Magic Mom]

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Now I have never started a political thread and for the most part have avoided 95% or more of those that have been posted here on the DIS - BUT -we're down to the wire now and there are some serious issues (probably a lot more serious than the ones that have already been brought to our attention) that need to be addressed before you cast your vote.. So - here they are:

Does McCain visit WDW at least once a year?
How about Obama?

If either has visited in the past, have they ever pool-hopped? Not McCain...clearly he hasn't been to a pool in years.
Brought their refillable mugs from previous visits? That was Obama, he hopes they wouldn't notice, JM and Cindy only drink pricey Evian
Smoked on their balcony? That's gotta be the smoker Obama.
Tried to cram 5 people into a room meant to accommodate 4? McCain on that one, he has...what 10 kids....
Demanded front-of-the-line access? Neither, they both like the lines so they have captive audiences to hear their stump speeches.
Had one member of their party grab a table while they were standing in line ordering food? This one is Biden....he made the guy in the wheelchair move.
Stepped in front of someone - blocking their view of the parade? That sounds like Michelle to me...Cindy would have dropped a few grand on some VIP viewing area....away from the common man.
Stayed in the parks for a hard-ticket event - even though they hadn't purchased tickets for said event? Obama asked the family in front of him in line to redistribute some of their tickets to the Obama family as a gesture of goodwill.
Cooked on a George Foreman grill in their resort room? DUH! Sarah!
Smuggled a microwave into their resort room? McCain, because he's maverick.
Raced through the parks on heelies - terrorizing other guests? Wrong election, that was Howard Dean.....screaming "yeaw!!!"
Have they taken the time to register here on the DIS? Bicker is secretly Obama....ssshhh don't tell anyone. McCain doesn't post, because he's not down with the webbing intranet
Have they arrived at WDW without ADR's and demanded that they be seated anyhow? They all do that, it comes with the self aggrandizing attitude of all politicians.

These are very serious issues that I have yet to see brought to the attention of all of you DISer's by the opposing parties..

PLEASE DO NOT VOTE WITHOUT INVESTIGATING THESE MATTERS TO THE FULLEST !!!! BE A RESPONSIBLE, INFORMED VOTER!!!

Thank you for your time and attention..

 

[ZachnElli]

Great answers Magic Mom! Especially the one about the heelies and Howard Dean!!

 

[lovesmurfs]

Thanks for putting it into perspective for me!

 

[EthansMom]

I think I had Obama and McCain stop suddenly in front of me (pushing DD's stroller) to look at their map together. And then they gave me the evil eye when I happened to bump them with the stroller.

 

[wickey's friend]

C.Ann -- Hands down, the BEST political post EVER. Bar none.

 

[wdhinn89]

Great! I LOVE this thread.

 

[chell]

C.Ann -- Hands down, the BEST political post EVER. Bar none.

I am Chell and I approve this message!

 

[C.Ann]

Well, Obama is a tall guy and he blocked my view of the parade, and then he put Sasha (Malia?) on his shoulders and even my 6'4" DH couldn't see!! And the whole time Michelle was nearby at a table by herself, holding it for after the parade! I swear I saw her with a bunch of old reusable mugs too!!

Then was that Obama in the scooter?

We were at Crystal Palace and Obama REACHES OVER to our table and tells my daughter she has too much shrimp and she needs to "spread the shellfish" then he gives MY daughters shrimp (that she got up and WALKED over to the buffet to GET) and he gives it to his own daughter!!! THE NERVE!!

I heard McCain got Joe the Plumber a job at Disney! Talk about pulling strings, sheez!! LOL

I wonder if Obama smoked in the smoking only areas when he was there (this year? last year?)

I think McCain was probably there for the grand opening LOL.

I didn't see him... but I saw Sarah Palin standing in line at Splash Mountain (in front of me and my kids) and just as we were getting ready to get on.... here comes Todd and all the little Palins... got right in front of us!!!

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I think I had Obama and McCain stop suddenly in front of me (pushing DD's stroller) to look at their map together. And then they gave me the evil eye when I happened to bump them with the stroller.

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Well there you go.. Now we're getting down to the real nitty gritty..

Think LONG and HARD before you cast your ballot folks!!

 

[chrisw127]

It is a well-known fact that John McCain is singlehandedly responsible for the Disneyland redesign of "It's a Small World." McCain noted recently to Fox without any regret, "I always hated that blasted Rainforest scene anyway. Too many trees; not enough dancing dolls."

 

[Tricia1972]

FINALLY a political thread that I can get into!

 

[C.Ann]

I can't believe the media hasn't gotten wind of any of this yet..

Slackers!!

 

[IDoDis]

I saw McCain being escorted out of WDW because he called Mickey a "rat," and I saw Obama tearing the ears off of the Rice Krispy Mickey head treats at a snack vendor's cart!

 

[C.Ann]

I saw McCain being escorted out of WDW because he called Mickey a "rat," and I saw Obama tearing the ears off of the Rice Krispy Mickey head treats at a snack vendor's cart!

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Oh my!

 

[wardfamily1]

McCain goes to WDW regularly. By the way he's dressed and his escorts, you can tell he goes during Pop Warner. He is one tough guy!

 

[Connieh]

Oh, I am so glad I opened this read. This really made me laugh.

If only it was that easy!

 

[Took]

Finally some serious issues we can all agree on!

Amen, especially the pool-hopping and the cramming 5 into a room. I can't believe it didn't get the scoop on these things weeks ago!

I'm writing in a vote for C. Ann!!!!!

 

[rparmfamily]

McCain goes to WDW regularly. By the way he's dressed and his escorts, you can tell he goes during Pop Warner. He is one tough guy!

He looks prepared!!

 

[MsDisney23]

I Luv it! Great Post C. Ann

 

[Magic Mom]

Great answers Magic Mom! Especially the one about the heelies and Howard Dean!!

As soon as I read the heelie part by C.Ann, Howard Dean screaming popped in my head. I wonder if he will ever live that "Yeaw!" screech down.

 

[C.Ann]

Today is the day...

PLEASE CAST YOUR BALLOTS AFTER GIVING CAREFUL CONSIDERATION TO THE ISSUES THAT HAVE BEEN ADDRESSED HERE !!!!!