Because I'm up early....some thoughts for the day...

[WaltD4Me]

I just snorted.

Me too!

 

[DisneyTaylors]

A take-off of the old armed forces commercial:

"We throw out more bad puns before 9am than most people do all day!"



- Bill

 

[Becx N Gav]

I get goose pimples when you talk science!

Here's what they look like, not sure which one we're getting but it's quite a high spec. We'll use it to analyse the major components in alloys and pewters as well as traces and also to determine scrap material Here is their website

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet
became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person.
Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and
became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very
bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .


Super calloused fragile mystic with chronic halitosis.



**thank you....I'll be here all week! Tip your waiters, try the veal!**

That's brilliant

 

[jacstangler]

Kevin: the last mile you ran was running from Shutters.

John

 

[*NikkiBell*]

I think my stand up at DAP about the triplets was slightly better! :X

 

[Joshua_me]

Well now...

It seems that a long time ago there was this king of a tropical island.

The king lived in a grass hut that was shaped like a royal castle.

Amongst his many perks, his highness had a love for his royal thrones. Each and every week his subjects would craft him another one, assuring that the king would not have to sit in the same throne month after month.

Eventually, he ran out of room inside his royal hut to keep all these new thrones and decided instead to start keeping them on the roof.

One day, a strong storm blew through the kingdom and the roof gave way, squashing the poor king.

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People in grass houses shouldn't store thrones !

Thanks ! Don't forget your waitresses !

 

[EDuke98080]

I was in line at the Apple Store at 7:30ish.....behind 800 - 900 other fools.

We ditched and were home before 9am.

For me thats early.

I am with you, 9:30 is early for me too.