Bad Poet's Tribute to Idratherbeinwdw

[Tooneric]

Sure as Mickey is missing one finger,
The Bad Poet’s spinning out lyrics that linger:

Apologies in advance to Mar' for being the subject of my bad poetry.
I had to print this or my head would explode. It's a Toon thing...

Driving 4 hours is a long, long time
To have bad lyrics running through your mind.
You just can’t stop bad poetry,
So I made up some stuff about Idratherbe.

She came to N’Awlins, and despite all your advice,
Said she’d meet a Toon, hoping it would turn out nice.
I called her, she said, “Hiya, it’s Mar’,”
“Let’s get together with some stories to share.”

In just a few minutes I was on my way,
Sporting nametag: “My name is Hanname.”
I pulled right up, she was ready to go.
Lime green Mickey from the Home Depot.

“Welcome to New Orleans!” She slid into my car,
Cool as a Mickey Premium ice cream bar.
In just a few hours I became a believer,
Mar’ is the Number One DVC Diva.

She fed me knowledge of Walt Disney World
Like throwing some peanuts to a starving squirrel.
I thought I was master of that domain,
But her knowledge of the World puts mine to shame.

A Hurricane drink and a really nice dinner,
Fishnets, boots and beads. Wow, am I a winner!
Okay, I made that part up, just scratch out that line.
On second thought, leave it, since the fantasy in mine!

Mar’ is lovely, charming, witty, and a lot of fun,
But “Now it’s time to say goodbye”, the Bad Poet is done.
And just like the Monkees, Yeah, “I’m a Believer”,
Mar’ is the Number One DVC Diva.

To my brother from a different mother: Calling Mickey Mouse!
It's safe to come out now. This Toon has left the house.

 

[lllovell]

Careful there Tooneric! We might have to rename you if you keep writing such good ones

 

[idratherbeinwdw]

Oh my goodness I am so honored to be the subject of such beautiful prose! I loved it Toon, great job.

I'm still working on the bad lyrics to a song in your honor. The melody is (what else?) City of New Orleans. Now you've put the pressure on, so I'll try to be done by tomorrow.

 

[Tooneric]

Oh my goodness I am so honored to be the subject of such beautiful prose! I loved it Toon, great job.

I'm still working on the bad lyrics to a song in your honor. The melody is (what else?) City of New Orleans. Now you've put the pressure on, so I'll try to be done by tomorrow.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Can't wait to see your bad lyrics. I'm sure you'll make Arlo Guthrie proud.

 

[Duchie]

Wow - I'm impressed! Who knew a Toon could come up with something that long? That would never fit in one of those dialog bubble things.

 

[calypso*a*go-go]

That was just soooo bea-u-ti-ful.

 

[Tooneric]

Be sure not to miss the Bad Lyrist's Tribute to the Bad Poet!

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=847787