Chilly
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed
away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully. A ceremony
is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the
pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!""
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day.
The agent goes "Sean, i've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early.
You'll have to be there for 10-ish".
Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."
Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.
Scientist today exhumed Beethoven from his grave, when they opened
the coffin, they were shocked to see him playing the piano backwards,
when asked what this meant a spokesman said he was de-composing
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I apologise now
away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully. A ceremony
is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the
pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!""
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day.
The agent goes "Sean, i've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early.
You'll have to be there for 10-ish".
Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."
Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.
Scientist today exhumed Beethoven from his grave, when they opened
the coffin, they were shocked to see him playing the piano backwards,
when asked what this meant a spokesman said he was de-composing
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I apologise now
