First of all, Dave, thank you so much for sharing. I cannot tell you the last time that I literally laughed right out loud......several times. I had tears in my eyes. I definitely needed a little pick-me-up over lunch and this did it..................plus all the follow-on posts.
I truly don't find her pathetic tale of woe all that far-fetched. Very, very funny but definitely not far-fetched!! I just think it is really sad that this poor woman had to take it all so seriously and couldn't laugh at herself and the situation.................especially, the "alleged" comments by her servers. It isn't always easy to learn a new language but what I am dying to know is what the conversation was the precipitated the server to share that all Americans are fat slobs and the "inside skinny" on what the staff do in their "free time." I just don't see these topics being shot out there from nowhere as you are dropping the appetizers.
I am a bit confused over everyone's surprise that she wrote Dave. I know that the first thing I do when I return from vacation is to get on GOOGLE or METACRAWLER and find the personal web-site of a nice person like Dave and BLAST them!! That is always high on my list even before the laundry, dry cleaning and bill paying.
Between Dave's "intense traveler" and the flip side of life with Verandah man and Nate, I simply couldn't decide to laugh or to cry over my Chicken Salad sandwich. Now, where do I write to complain about that dilemma!!