Bachelor Jake -- no-spoiler thread

How do you build a lasting relationship though with a girl who runs off to marry some other guy out of spite, uses his money to get new b**bs, poses topless for a calendar, competes in some skanky bikini contest, worked for Hooters and whom other woman can't stand??:confused3

Now that's a daughter in law I LOOK FORWARD TO! :thumbsup2
 
I think he unfairly compared the 2 of them....de him feel all hot and bothered and he expected the same from Tenly. But when that fades, he's still stuck with a 23 year old who's been married before (out of spite) and now apparently has some trailer trash mom selling peanuts and smoking pot!

I feel horrible for Jake's family. What must they be thinking? All the trashy stories about Vienna, her past, her mother. Jake's mom must be flipping out. Her heart must be breaking to see those stories in the tabloids. Seriously, why didn't we see any trashy Tenly stories?? Because there weren't any.

Jake seems like the kind of guy who stands by his decisions. I think he will fight till the end to make his relationship with Vienna work. Did you all catch what he and Vienna's responses were to Chris' question about the future? Jake said they hadn't set a date but it would be soon. While Vienna said that they're basically going to take it slow and have some normalcy. Uh, that's 2 very different answers. I think she's going to string him along, milk her 15 minutes and then toss him aside. Yes, I did see their physical chemistry but I wouldn't call that a love story.

I agree. I'll bet Jake's mom is very upset! I have three boys and if one of them brought Vienna home I'd be hysterical!
 
Now that's a daughter in law I LOOK FORWARD TO! :thumbsup2

Ya, I'm sure it's every mother-in-laws dream!:laughing: OMG, I just thought of something! Jake's family already didn't care for Vienna when they 1st met her and that was BEFORE all the trashy stories and pics came out!:eek: Can you imagine?? I wonder if they're going to stage an intervention with Jake? Remember, he said that he couldn't imagine being with a woman that his family didn't like, that it was a deal breaker. I really feel sad for his family though because this is going to affect them too, having to deal with a trashy fiance.:sad1:
 
Ya, I'm sure it's every mother-in-laws dream!:laughing: OMG, I just thought of something! Jake's family already didn't care for Vienna when they 1st met her and that was BEFORE all the trashy stories and pics came out!:eek: Can you imagine?? I wonder if they're going to stage an intervention with Jake?...

...they'd probably need a referee...
































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Ya, I'm sure it's every mother-in-laws dream!:laughing: OMG, I just thought of something! Jake's family already didn't care for Vienna when they 1st met her and that was BEFORE all the trashy stories and pics came out!:eek: Can you imagine?? I wonder if they're going to stage an intervention with Jake? Remember, he said that he couldn't imagine being with a woman that his family didn't like, that it was a deal breaker. I really feel sad for his family though because this is going to affect them too, having to deal with a trashy fiance.:sad1:

What he meant is he couldn't imagine being with a woman his fill in the blank didn't like.... :surfweb:
 
Have been a lurker on this thread, first time chiming in.

My thoughts on Vienna and Jake are they have an extreme physical attraction. How many times did he say they can't keep their hands off each other? He also said he always picks the wrong girl, the one with only physical chemistry and it never lasts.

This girl is no different. Vienna is the girl you cheat on your wife with because it's exciting and wild. Tenley is the girl you marry. Their physical connection may not be all hot and steamy, but he said a million times how emotionally connected they were. That's the girl that you have a lasting relationship with, once the physical attraction of Vienna wears off, there is nothing left.
::yes:: :thumbsup2 My thoughts exactly. Jake's thinking with the little head instead of the big one.

And then on ATFR, he says that other people don't know "her values". :rolleyes: Um, so where did the topless and otherwise skanky pictures come from? Are they all photoshopped? :confused3

For a guy who talks so much about values, he doesn't seem to care much about living them.

And I know Vienna swoons and makes goo goo eyes at Jake all the time, but it looks so fake to me. I don't think she really loves him at all. Whenever she'd talk to the camera about how much she loved him, she'd look away from the camera, up at the ceiling or whatever. Something people often do when lying. Plus, what on earth does a young, party-girl see in an older, sort of boring guy like Jake? When I was Vienna's age, I was a little more mature and a lot less trashy, but I still would have looked at Jake as a sort of hot, but dull, old man. :confused3

I still think Jake is a nice guy, I think he's been totally fooled by Vienna, and that Vienna will drop him like a rock once she's been "engaged" to him long enough to think she can believeably pretend she was sincere on the show.

I wanted to add that I like Ali and I will be watching. I think she has that same "tomboy" vibe that Jillian has. Jillian LED the men on her dates and so will Ali. Gia or Tenley would sit back and allow the men to drive.
I like Ali, too. The "50 guys" comment was a joke and doesn't bother me at all.


:rotfl2: Jake and his trailer trash in laws fighting over whether or not he's treating her like a "princess"....

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JAKE!!! Your future is CALLING!!!

:rotfl2::lmao::rotfl2::lmao:
 
what do ya'll think of Ali being the next Bachelorette?

I liked Ali in the beginning before she became obsessed with Vienna and jealous. I think she's used to being the one pursued so being on the show will probably be a dream come true!:laughing: Seriously though, I think she's a strong, independant woman who knows what she wants out of a relationship. I do think she's tad self-absorbed and very driven. Those aren't the worst qualities in the world though, just look at Vienna!:laughing: I'll totally watch and see how she does.
 
....last stop - Jerry Springer.....

Yep, and from the line-up announced for DWTS, I think Tom Bergeron better be careful...Jerry Springer may be the better host for the show! I exclude Buzz Aldridge from being a Springer stereotype.
 
He also said to the camera that he loved Tenley. He never said that about Vienna, just that he loved two girls.
He did say he loved Vienna specifically, I remember commenting about it last night.

OK Tenley has a good head on her shoulders and recognized that and seemed somewhat relieved that she wasn't selected after all.
I didn't see that at all. To me she seemed like she was still in love with him and still devastated.
 
::yes:: :thumbsup2 My thoughts exactly. Jake's thinking with the little head instead of the big one.

And then on ATFR, he says that other people don't know "her values". :rolleyes: Um, so where did the topless and otherwise skanky pictures come from? Are they all photoshopped? :confused3

For a guy who talks so much about values, he doesn't seem to care much about living them.

And I know Vienna swoons and makes goo goo eyes at Jake all the time, but it looks so fake to me. I don't think she really loves him at all. Whenever she'd talk to the camera about how much she loved him, she'd look away from the camera, up at the ceiling or whatever. Something people often do when lying. Plus, what on earth does a young, party-girl see in an older, sort of boring guy like Jake? When I was Vienna's age, I was a little more mature and a lot less trashy, but I still would have looked at Jake as a sort of hot, but dull, old man. :confused3

I still think Jake is a nice guy, I think he's been totally fooled by Vienna, and that Vienna will drop him like a rock once she's been "engaged" to him long enough to think she can believeably pretend she was sincere on the show.

I like Ali, too. The "50 guys" comment was a joke and doesn't bother me at all.

I think Vienna is more about WINNING than the prize. She gets caught up in being the one who WON, making sure her competition are the LOSERS. Idiot Jake was the boring "prize"... what a jerk.

Heck, I'd want 50 guys too if I were Ali! Maybe ONE would be worth it!! :thumbsup2
 
I think Vienna is more about WINNING than the prize. She gets caught up in being the one who WON, making sure her competition are the LOSERS. Idiot Jake was the boring "prize"... what a jerk.
::yes:: Yes, exactly! I had read somewhere that she went on the show just to get famous and didn't expect to last as long as she did. I'm sure on ATFR, she and Jake would have called it a made-up tabloid story, but it just fits with the way she has acted all season long.
 
Somehow Jake's choice just reminds me of another in a long line of a fairly quiet/straight-laced person choicing the exact opposite of what you'd expect. Remember Meredith and Ian? Whoever it was who chose Lorenzo Lamas's daughter? Deanna and the snowboarder (Jesse?)? I remember Meredith had an excellent (I thought) alternative she didn't choose, Matt, who was somewhat like Jake, but instead she selected the committment-phobe. And the one Bachelor Bob chose seemed to me to be the quiet one instead of him. They don't last.
 
Well, here it is:

-- Astronaut and resident moon walker Buzz Aldrin teams up with Ashly Costa (formerly DelGrosso)

-- Pamela Anderson is coupled with new "DWTS" pro Damian Whitewood

-- ESPN reporter Erin Andrews is partnered with resident "DWTS" bad boy Maksim Chemerkovskiy

-- Actress Shannen Doherty steps out with two-time champ Mark Ballas

-- Kate Gosselin is matched up with Tony Dovolani

-- Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek is with Anna Trebunskaya

-- "Reno 911!'s" Niecy Nash will be with Louis Van Amstel

-- Cincinnati Bengal Chad Ochocinco teams up with two-time champ Cheryl Burke

-- Newly engaged "Bachelor" Jake Pavelka is matched with Chelsie Hightower

-- Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger partners with Season 7 champ Derek Hough

-- "All My Children" star Aiden Turner is paired with legwarmer queen Edyta Sliwinska, the only pro to compete in all 10 seasons.

Note that there's no Dmitry Chaplin, Karina Smirnoff, or recent champ Kym Johnson this season. Did your favorite pro make the list? And now that you've seen the matchups, who do you think has what it takes to win it all?

....let the dancing begin!
 
Somehow Jake's choice just reminds me of another in a long line of a fairly quiet/straight-laced person choicing the exact opposite of what you'd expect. Remember Meredith and Ian? Whoever it was who chose Lorenzo Lamas's daughter? Deanna and the snowboarder (Jesse?)? I remember Meredith had an excellent (I thought) alternative she didn't choose, Matt, who was somewhat like Jake, but instead she selected the committment-phobe. And the one Bachelor Bob chose seemed to me to be the quiet one instead of him. They don't last.

Hey, don't forget Jillian and Ed! He was last season's Ali! :scared1:
 
Well, here it is:

-- Astronaut and resident moon walker Buzz Aldrin teams up with Ashly Costa (formerly DelGrosso)

-- Pamela Anderson is coupled with new "DWTS" pro Damian Whitewood

-- ESPN reporter Erin Andrews is partnered with resident "DWTS" bad boy Maksim Chemerkovskiy

-- Actress Shannen Doherty steps out with two-time champ Mark Ballas

-- Kate Gosselin is matched up with Tony Dovolani

-- Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek is with Anna Trebunskaya

-- "Reno 911!'s" Niecy Nash will be with Louis Van Amstel

-- Cincinnati Bengal Chad Ochocinco teams up with two-time champ Cheryl Burke

-- Newly engaged "Bachelor" Jake Pavelka is matched with Chelsie Hightower

-- Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger partners with Season 7 champ Derek Hough

-- "All My Children" star Aiden Turner is paired with legwarmer queen Edyta Sliwinska, the only pro to compete in all 10 seasons.

Note that there's no Dmitry Chaplin, Karina Smirnoff, or recent champ Kym Johnson this season. Did your favorite pro make the list? And now that you've seen the matchups, who do you think has what it takes to win it all?

....let the ddancing begin!

They all suck... :surfweb:
 
Did your favorite pro make the list? And now that you've seen the matchups, who do you think has what it takes to win it all?

....let the ddancing begin!


Derek is my favorite pro, although I find his personality a bit quirky, even obnoxious at times. But I think he comes up with some of the absolute BEST choreography on the show, so there you go.

No favorites among the "stars" for me at all. There are several I've never even heard of, so no predictions from me yet.

My first thought was that Jake is waaay overstretching his 15 minutes, and I hope he doesn't stick around long. But I'm not really thrilled with any of the other guys either, so whatever.

I have a feeling DWTS may be just eh for me this season, and I usually enjoy watching.
 

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