Bachelor Jake -- no-spoiler thread

[Robinrs]

Whenever I think of Tenley, it reminds me of an adverb version of the number 10. Hey maybe I can be on the next TLC show. I can name my kids:

Oneley, Twoley, Threeley, Fourley, Fiveley, Sixley, Sevenley, Eightley, Nineley, and Tenley. Heck, maybe I can have an eleventh one named Elevenley.

It's COMEDY night at the DIS!!! You guys are HYSTERICAL~~~

 

[cruiserkaren]

Whenever I think of Tenley, it reminds me of an adverb version of the number 10. Hey maybe I can be on the next TLC show. I can name my kids:

Oneley, Twoley, Threeley, Fourley, Fiveley, Sixley, Sevenley, Eightley, Nineley, and Tenley. Heck, maybe I can have an eleventh one named Elevenley.

 

[DearDaisyinDurham]

I know I am jumping in way late in the game...they are on their way to the hoedown dates...
I read in the Chicago SUn Times yesterday that Vienna's ex husband claims that while he was serving in Iraq...she took $5,000 of his/her money and got implants!!

Sorry if this is old news!

Hoedown is a wee bit harsh...........

 

[robinb]

Hoedown is a wee bit harsh...........

Hmmm ... I thought the hoedown dates are after the hometown dates with the final three.

 

[Kirby]

hmmm...the pastor stuff sounds familiar.....I cant recall though! I guess I didnt pay attention cause I didnt think she would be in the final 4!!!

Now that you mention it, I do remember that she told him that she rebound married but wasn't married very long.

 

[Robinrs]

Hmmm ... I thought the hoedown dates are after the hometown dates with the final three.

Yeah, the ever popular "fantasy suites"... I LOVE how SHOCKED they look when they get that note they give EVERY SINGLE SEASON!!!

 

[kimmar067]

hmmm...the pastor stuff sounds familiar.....I cant recall though! I guess I didnt pay attention cause I didnt think she would be in the final 4!!!

....nope. I believe it was because you were eatin' too many ZD's at the time..

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

Vienna told Jake early on, (first night maybe?), that she had been engaged to her Pastor's son, broke it off, he got married and had a kid within a year and she eloped out of spite...I wanna say she told him also that her marriage had been annuled...don't know how, but maybe it was just a divorce, sounds like there is more to that story, as always...

OK, I fastforwarded through episode 2, and Vienna took Jake aside because she had to tell him something. She said that she was 17 and a senior in HS when she got engaged to her pastor's son who she had dated for 4 years, but then she called off the marriage, but a month later he was married and expecting a child, and she was really hurt. So she was 18 and eloped with someone she barely knew and 4 months later they were signing divorce papers.

 

[kimmar067]

Whenever I think of Tenley, it reminds me of an adverb version of the number 10. Hey maybe I can be on the next TLC show. I can name my kids:

Oneley, Twoley, Threeley, Fourley, Fiveley, Sixley, Sevenley, Eightley, Nineley, and Tenley. Heck, maybe I can have an eleventh one named Elevenley.

.. yer last name ain't 'Duggar'. in'it?? [ ]

 

[cruiserkaren]

.. yer last name ain't 'Duggar'. in'it?? [ ]

you guys are cracking me up!

 

[AlienBrain]

.. yer last name ain't 'Duggar'. in'it?? [ ]

JK ...

 

[kimmar067]

you guys are cracking me up!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

All ready for the drama tomorrow?

Let me guess. It's going to be "THE MOST SHOCKING EPISODE OF THE BACHELOR EVER UNTIL NEXT SEASON".

 

[3prettyprincesses]

All ready for the drama tomorrow?

Let me guess. It's going to be "THE MOST SHOCKING EPISODE OF THE BACHELOR EVER UNTIL NEXT SEASON".

Don't you mean 'the most dramatic rose ceremony ever'? I wonder if the host Chris Harrison hates having to say that. I bet he does since every season just happens to have the most dramatic rose ceremony ever!

 

[AlienBrain]

Seriously what does Chris Harrison do? The guy probably gets paid over six figures an episode to say two things: "Well, ladies, it's time for the rose ceremony." and "This is the final rose." No really??? It's the final rose? I thought the Bachelor was hiding one up his sleeve ...

 

[cruiserkaren]

Seriously what does Chris Harrison do? The guy probably gets paid over six figures an episode to say two things: "Well, ladies, it's time for the rose ceremony." and "This is the final rose." No really??? It's the final rose? I thought the Bachelor was hiding one up his sleeve ...

Oooo that drives me insane when he comes out and says "this is the final rose!" Do I need him to come out and tell me that!?!


Although half the gals probably do need him to say that. It is a lot of subtracting in their heads.

 

[cruiserkaren]

Anyone else get the US Weekly with Jake on the cover? I haven't had a chance to look at it but did pick it up while at the store stocking up for yet another snow storm!

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

Anyone else get the US Weekly with Jake on the cover? I haven't had a chance to look at it but did pick it up while at the store stocking up for yet another snow storm!

Yes, we get it. Let me just defend myself and say that it's a free promotion being sent in my mother's name (she's 87 and in assisted living) to our house. They had been sending Parents Magazine (yes, for my 87 yr old mother), but I got them to stop sending that, but it was a project. Next thing I know, US weekly is being delivered to our house.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Chris Harrison, Ryan Seacrest...talentless men who can host...but that's about it.

Yet they get paid millions. For hosting reality shows. Go figure.

 

[Robinrs]

Anybody Watching???