Avast there, Matey!

[Beastlover]

It be talk like a Pirate Day!!

Shiver me timbers!!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

 

[Aimee K]

ARRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Dan Murphy]

You have your own day, Michelle (sorry.....matey)? Cool!!!

 

[bananiem]

Arrr, I was just looking for our lounge to enjoy some rum with me mateys. Arr, where be the lounge? Arrr

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

Aye! Shiver Me Timbers!!

 

[MsLeFever]

Post here or walk the plank! Arrrrrr....;

 

[ashjohnson80]

Ahoy mateys!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I don't care what place we're in, I'm worth more than that.
Talk to my agent.
But I played yesterday!!!

 

[parrothead365]

Argggh I have waited all year for a day like this I have . So join in me heartys talk like the black hearted scallywags yeh are ARRRGH

 

[Beastlover]

Arrr, I was just looking for our lounge to enjoy some rum with me mateys. Arr, where be the lounge? Arrr

Lounge was locked??

 

[Credit Man]

Where be the grog and ale???

 

[Beastlover]

Pickup line for International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Come on up and see me urchins....

 

[Quackmore]

Dumb Pirate joke of the day. Don't laugh AT me too badly.


Q. What kind of socks do Pirates wear??


A. Arrrrgyle




Hey Michelle don't tell me you have Spencer dressed up like a pirate today.

 

[Beastlover]

Dumb Pirate joke of the day. Don't laugh AT me too badly.


Q. What kind of socks do Pirates wear??


A. Arrrrgyle




Hey Michelle don't tell me you have Spencer dressed up like a pirate today.

No, don't know if I'll get around to it matey!!

 

[Quackmore]

No, don't know if I'll get around to it matey!!

Yeah, the neighbors might make YOU walk the plank if you messed with Spencer like that.

 

[diznygirl]

Why did the pirate go on vacation?

Because he needed some AAAARGH and AAAAARGH!!!!!

 

[Beastlover]

Why did the pirate go on vacation?

Because he needed some AAAARGH and AAAAARGH!!!!!

Keep 'em comin'!!

 

[diznygirl]

What kind of cookies do pirates eat?

Ships Ahoy!


What do a pirate and Santa Claus have in common?

They both say "Ho Ho Ho!"

 

[bananiem]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird poop!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

 

[diznygirl]

ann - do you have the same book I have?